SUPURR SATURDAY RESULTS
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
TODAY WE ARE AT THE FAIR GROUNDS FOR RISEN STAR DAY
DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER, WILL HAVE A DOZEN
SHINING STARS TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER VICTORY DANCE
HONORING RISEN STAR
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS THE
STAR-SHINE OR STAR-NOT
THE TALENTED 13 ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'STAR-SHINE OR STAR-NOT' STAKES
OUT FOR A QUICK BIG LEAD, IS DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER
JOINED QUICKLY BY CATALINA ~ CRUZAN & POST TIME MIKE
IT'S JUST 3 LENGTHS BACK TO REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY + BLUNNY
THESE SIZZLIN 7 LEAD THE WAY INTO THE TURN
===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====
OMG! WOW! IS ABOUT ALL THIS RACE CALLER CAN SAY!
I'M ALMOST SPEECHLESS ~ ~ NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A
TRACK ANNOUNCER, BUT IT'S NOT EVERY DAY WE WITNESS
SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY LIKE THIS!
TIGER DANCER APPEARS TO HAVE SPROUTED WINGS
LEAVING THE ENTIRE REST OF THE RUNNER'S JOCKEYS
LOOKING A BIT 'SHELL-SHOCKED' AS THE FEROCITY OF A
TIGER APPEARS TO HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH PEGASUS!
THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY HAS SEPARATED HERSELF
FROM THE FIELD BY AT LEAST 25 LENGTHS
THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE ONLY RUNNING FOR
BRIDESMAID ~ BOUQUET & THE PRECIOUS
=== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ===
IF THE OTHER DOZEN JOCKEYS ARE HOPING TO SEE
THE SUPURR-SONIC-SPEED FADE INTO SLOW ~
~ THAT JUST ISN'T HAPPENING AT ALL
IN FACT, TIGER DANCER HAS GONE INTO EXTRA-HIGH-GEAR
INCREASING HER MONUMENTAL LEAD EVEN MORE!
REAL QUIET HAS MOVED UP INTO 2ND
ROAMIN & CATALINA ARE NEXT
IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO A 'HERD' ACROSS THE TRACK
BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ~ CRUZAN ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ CIGARSHOP
EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE THUNDER CAT ~ EL PRADO
RUFFIAN & PEEPTOAD
THIS SILLY-FILLY-FOURSOME MAY BE THINKING
'TIGER HAS THIS WRAPPED UP, SO WHY WASTE ENERGY'
===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====
TIGER DANCER IS JUST PUTTING ON AN EXHIBITION NOW
A NEW 'DANCING-TIGER-EXTRAVANZA' AND HEADING
TOWARDS A HUGE ENTRY IN THE RECORD BOOKS!
REAL QUIET IS ABOUT 30 LENGTHS BACK
ROAMIN & CATALINA ARE NEXT
FOLLOWED BY CATALINA, THEN BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ~
CRUZAN ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ CIGARSHOP
IT'S ANOTHER BIG GAP BACK TO THE REST
THUNDER CAT ~ EL PRADO ~RUFFIAN & PEEPTOAD
THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES
AS TIGER DANCER SUDDENLY ROARED AGAIN WITH YET
ANOTHER SHOCKING ACCELERATION OF SPEED AND POWER
THE PHENOMENAL FILLY APPEARS TO BE EVEN FARTHER AHEAD
THAN SECRETARIAT'S RECORD SETTING BELMONT STAKES
31 LENGTH VICTORY!
TIGER DANCER, DANCING TO THE BEAT OF HER OWN DRUM
IS SO FAR AHEAD, THE TV CAMERAS CANNOT EVEN INCLUDE
ANY OF THE REMAINING RUNNERS IN THE FRAME WITH HER!
CROSSING THE LINE AT LEAST 40 LENGTHS + AHEAD
TIGER DANCER HAS JUST ANNIHILATED THE CAIXA-ELETRONICA
RECORD HELD BY CATALINA FOR 4 YEARS!
THE ROAR OF THE CROWD IS DEAFENING AS THEY JUST WITNESSED
A STAR SHINING SO BRIGHTLY SUN GLASSES ARE NEEDED
A BREATHTAKING PERFORMANCE, GATE TO WIRE
ONE THAT THOSE HERE WILL SURELY REMEMBER
AS THE 'AYE-AYE OF THE TIGER' ~
=== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===
*** TIGER DANCER = $336.40 !!!
*** SHATTERS THE CAIXA ELETRONICA RECORD: $293.40 {Catalina}
*** REPEAT VICTORY: RUNS FOR 3-PEAT NEXT TIME
REAL QUIET = $89.40
*Excellent Effort Any Day But This Day
ROAMIN = $79.80
*Another Good Run
CATALINA = $72.60
Steals 'The Precious'
===== ALSO RAN =====
BLUNNY = $62.40
DUSTY= $58.80
CRUZAN = $50
POST TIME MIKE = $49.80
CIGARSHOP = $47.20
THUNDER CAT = $34.20
EL PRADO = $31.40
RUFFIAN = $21.60
*Last Seen Fuming Over Losing The Cat House Key
PEEPTOAD = $16.40
*Steals The Cat House Key Right Out Of Ruffian's Claws!
WE NOW BID YOU ALL A GOOD EVENING FROM THE FAIR GROUNDS
WHERE WE WITNESSED A RESOUNDING RESPLENDENT RISEN STAR
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
AND A SHINING STAR GUIDING YOUR JOURNEYIF
STARSHINE OR SORROW 
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