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MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS - 12/19 *RESULTS* @ TURFWAY PARK

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 2:22 am
by RUFFIAN
GRATS TO CIGARSHOP
THE CAPRICIOUS COLT CLEARLY CONTROLLED THE PACE
TO WIN CONVINCINGLY AT THE WIRE

VENUE CHOICE: TURFWAY PARK

POST TIMES: 6:15 ET // 5:15 CT // 4:15 MT // 3:15 PT

*** SCOREKEEPER ***
FROM THE CAT HOUSE WILL BE DUSTY, PLAYING WITH HER YO-YO-MAMA TOY,
DUSTING OFF HER 'FROSTED WHISKERS' DANCING UP A STORM WITH THE CHIPPENDALES
AS SHE CONSUMES A CALIFORNIA CATNIP & MEOW MIX BUFFET!

HOPEFULLY SHE DOES NOT 'OVERDOSE' ON ANY! :twisted:


IF PERCHANCE SHE DOES, THEN THE RUFFZILLA SHALL
ROAR ON IN TO PRESENT THE RACE CALL RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY IGNORE & ERRRR
THEN POUT WHEN SEE = D.Q. :cry:

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS - 12/19 @ TURFWAY PARK

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 7:41 pm
by RUFFIAN
GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
WHICH IS ALSO A BOTS DAY WHERE THE FILLYS VS COLTS
TAKE CENTRE STAGE TO BATTLE FOR BOTS GLORY!

DECEMBER 19TH IS ''NATIONAL UNDERDOG DAY''

:puppykisses: National Underdog Day :puppykisses:
This unofficial holiday owes its name to the term “Underdog”
popularly used in sports and competitions and refers to
someone who works hard but is popularly expected to lose.
:evil: :banghead: :evil:

OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE: THE ''UNDERDOG STAKES''

THE 'UNDERDOG {Or UnderCat} TODAY IS: DUSTY
RECOVERING FROM A 'FROSTED-WHISKER' LOSS IN A
VALIANT 3-PEAT ATTEMPT AT GLORY & A 'YO-YO-MAMA' AWARD

WITH THE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO + REAL QUIET
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP, WILL HAVE 8 CLEVER
CALCULATING CHALLENGERS TRYING TO 'SMOKE' THE CHAMP!

THE NAUGHTY NINE ARE IN THE GATE AND WE'RE READY TO RUN

AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''UNDERDOG'' STAKES

EVERYONE IS AWAY IN GOOD ORDER
WITH NOBODY SEEMING TO WANT THE LEAD YET ~

CATALINA LEADS THE WAY TO THE TURN WITH DUSTY RIGHT THERE
DEFENDING CHAMP, CIGARSHOP JOINING THE 2 FILLYS
CRUZAN & BLUNNY MAKE IT 5 ACROSS THE TRACK LEADING THE WAY

=== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME ===

IT'S A TACTICAL TRIO IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
CATALINA ~ CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY ALL 3 NECK & NECK

BLUNNY IS RUNNING ON A HALF-CHARGED BATTERY WITH
CRUZAN JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THE 'BUNNY-TAIL'

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO A FLOUNDERING FOURSOME
FINDING IT FRIGHTFULLY DIFFICULT TO GET THEIR MOJO IN GEAR!
THUNDER CAT ~ TIGER DANCER ~ ROAMIN & RUFFIAN

===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

IT'S A DYNAMIC DUO OF CATALINA & DUSTY LEADING THE WAY
3 CONTENTIOUS COLTS TRYING TO CREATE A CHALLENGE
CRUZAN ~ BLUNNY & CIGARSHOP

THUNDER CAT ALL OUT IS RIGHT ON THE TAILS OF THE 3 COLTS
FOLLOWED BY TIGER DANCER WHO TODAY, HAS NO 'TIGER-IN-HER-TANK'
PROBABLY DUE TO AN OVER CELEBRATORY BIRTHDAY BASH

BACK IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE ARE RUFFIAN & ROAMIN
JUST MEANDERING ALONG IN NO HURRY, APPARENTLY
SO ENJOYING EACH OTHER'S COMPANY, BOTH FORGETTING
THEY ARE ACTUALLY RUNNING IN A RACE!

RUFFIAN HEADING TO THE CAT HOUSE, HER FAVORITE 'LAIR'
ROAMIN POSSIBLY MAKING HIS MAIDEN VOYAGE TO THE INFAMOUS
HIGHLY ACCLAIMED DOG HOUSE WITH MILK-BONE BISCUITS, RAWHIDE
AND LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS!

===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

CATALINA & DUSTY LOCKED IN A BODACIOUS BATTLE ....
NECK & NECK ~ WHISKER TO WHISKER ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE

CRUZAN IS NEXT WITH A FRISKY FOURSOME ON HIS TAIL
BLUNNY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ THUNDER CAT & TIGER DANCER

RUFFIAN & ROAMIN CONTINUE TO FROLIC ALONG
IN A WORLD OF THEIR OWN IMAGINATIONS!

HERE COMES THE WIRE ~ WAYYYYY TOO CLOSE TO CALL!
HOLD ALL TICKETS ~ ~ ~ OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING

STEWARDS REVIEWING THE REPLAY

THE ''UNDERDOG'' STAKES HAS IRONICALLY INDEED
GONE TO THE TOP ''UNDERDOG'' OF THE DAY WHO IS
IN REALITY ~ NOT A 'DOG' AT ALL BUT A FAB FELINE FILLY!

CAT HOUSE RESIDENT, FROSTED WHISKER & YO-YO-MAMA
FLAMBOYANTLY FIERCE FILLY
BY A WISP OF A KITTY WHISKER ~ DUSTY HAS DONE IT!

BATTLE OF THE SEXES = BOTS GOES TO THE FILLYS

''UNDERDOG'' STAKES OFFICIAL RESULTS
{Report $$ Objections To The Cat-In-Charge}
''Blonde Moments Happen!''
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

DUSTY = $44.70
*Fierce, Flawless & Frosty Cool In Final Furlong

CATALINA = $41.90
*When A Shorter WhiskerTude Makes The Difference

CRUZAN = $33.60
*Fast Frisky Fillys Frustrated The Colt's Chances

BLUNNY = $27.70
*Energizer-Bunny-Battery Half Charged
But, Enough To Steal The Precious!

===== ALSO RAN =====

{DC} CIGARSHOP = $27
*When $.70 Costs A Golden Ring

THUNDER CAT = $26.60

TIGER DANCER = $26.10

RUFFIAN = $6.80
*Aaaaaaargh Mrrrrrrrrrrrrow
The Sound Of One Cat Whining At Losing Cat House Key!

ROAMIN = $2.60
*Welcome To Ye Ole Dog House
Milk Bone Biscuit Buffet, Las Vegas Show Girls, Rawhide Chew To Vent

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM KENTUCKY
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME