GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS COMING FROM AQUEDUCT RACETRACK
WHERE DEFENDING CHAMP, THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WILL
BE FACING 11 CALCULATING COMBATIVE CHALLENGERS,
ALL TRYING TO SHORT-CIRCUIT HIS 'ENERGIZER-BATTERY'
WE HAVE A LATE SCRATCH OF CIGARSHOP -- WHO MANAGED
TO MISS HIS FLIGHT ~ LETTING ALL WITHIN EARSHOT OF HIS
WHINNY ~ JUST HOW 'SMOKIN' HOT UNDER THE BRIDLE HE IS!
THE DYNAMIC DOZEN ARE IN THE GATE AND READY TO RUN!
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!
LIKE TWIN TERRIFYING TORNADOES ~
TIGER DANCER -&- DUSTY
HAVE LEFT THE FIELD IN THEIR WINDSWEPT WAKE
NOT WISHING TO BE OUTDONE ~ OUTCLASSED ~ OR LEFT BEHIND
A FIERCE FIERY FOURSOME FIRING WITH SIZZLING SPEED
ARE NOW HOT TO TROT CHASING THE 2 FRISKY FILLYS IN FRONT
RUFFIAN ~ PEEPTOAD ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ CRUZAN
IT'S A LONG LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
TIGER DANCER HAS ROARED HER WAY TO TAKE TOTAL COMMAND
PEEPTOAD LEAPS PAST DUSTY TO MOVE UP INTO 2nd
BUT STILL 10 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FLASHY FILLY IN FRONT!
DUSTY STILL RUNNING STRONGLY IS NEXT
FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN -&- CRUZAN
WHO ARE A LENGTH IN FRONT OF POST TIME MIKE
IT'S ANOTHER 4 LENGTHS BACK TO
FIRST TIME STARTER -- ROAMIN
MAKING HIS MAIDEN VOYAGE TODAY SHOWING GOOD EARLY SPEED
A HUGE GAP BACK TO DEFENDING CHAMP -- BLUNNY
WHO SO FAR APPEARS TO BE RUNNING ON A HALF-CHARGED BATTERY
RUNNING ALONGSIDE BLUNNY
IS STABLEMATE, THUNDER CAT
WHOSE 'THUNDER' HAS NOT YET BEGUN TO RUMBLE!
NEEDING BINOCULARS TO FIND THE REMAINING RUNNERS
WHO ARE SO FAR BACK ~ THEY MAY NEED TO SPROUT PEGASUS WINGS
TO CATCH UP TO THE REST OF THE FIELD!
THE TRAILING TURTLE-TEMPO-TRIO OF REAL QUIET ~ EL PRADO
AND CATALINA HAVE TOTALLY LOST TOUCH WITH THE FIELD
THEY WILL HAVE TO DO A 'ZENYATTA' IMPERSONATION TO EVEN
MOUNT A CHALLENGE FOR ANY OF THE PURSE MONEY!
~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
A TENACIOUS THERMIC TIGER DANCER IS JUST TOYING WITH THE FIELD
POST TIME MIKE FINDING HIS BEST STRIDE PASSING PEEPTOAD
HAS MANAGED TO COLLAR DUSTY, MOVING INTO 2nd BUT STILL
NOT EVEN CLOSE TO CATCHING THE FIERCE FILLY IN FRONT
REAL QUIET SUDDENLY AWAKENED TO RELEASE HIS MOJO ENERGY ~
MOVING UP QUICKLY GAINING ON THE TAIL OF
A PERSISTENT PEEPTOAD ~ WHO IS NOT GIVING UP YET
RUFFIAN IS NEXT BUT SEEMS TO HAVE LEFT HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
SNOOZING BACK AT THE BARN TODAY
IT'S ANOTHER 11 LENGTHS BACK TO CRUZAN, THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY
AS THE DEFENDING CHAMP SEES ALL CHANCES OF A REPEAT
HOP-TO-VICTORY, DISAPPEARING FAR AHEAD IN THE DISTANCE
EL PRADO FINALLY AWAKENED FROM HER SNOOZE-FEST TO
MOVE FROM TURTLE-TEMPO-TRIO TO JUST OFF THE 'BUNNY-TAIL'
JUST A HALF LENGTH BEHIND EL PRADO IS ROAMIN,
WHO STARTED OFF WITH GOOD ENERGY, BUT,
NOW IS FINDING THE DISTANCE A BIT OF
A COSTLY CHALLENGE FOR A FIRST TIME START ~
HE IS SURE TO FIND HIS OWN BEST RUNNING STYLE IN HIS NEXT RACE
USING HIGH POWERED BINOCULARS, WE CAN SEE SOMEONE
SO FAR BACK IT'S HARD TO TELL WHO IT IS?
AH YES, NOW WE SEE THE POWDER PINK SILKS OF CATALINA
THE FLUSTERED FILLY SEEMS FRUSTRATED WITH THE TRACK
SURFACE TODAY, STRUGGLING FROM THE START AND APPEARS
TO BE EASED BY HER JOCKEY, RATHER THAN CAUSE HER STRESS
~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
TIGER DANCER THRILLING THE CROWD FROM THE OPENING
OF THE GATE, RELENTLESS WITH A RESOUNDING ROAR OF
DETERMINATION, SPEED & POWER, IS HEADING TO THE WIRE
UNCHALLENGED AND UNCONQUERED ~
SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS UP ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING
LIKE A BADASS BUNCH OF BANSHEES!
WHAT CAN BE CAUSING SUCH A UBIQUITOUS UPROAR?
IT'S DUSTY WHO FLAMBOYANTLY HAS FIXATED HER FOCUS
ON THE FLAWLESSLY FAST FILLY IN FRONT ~ CLOSING THE
GIGANTIC GAP WITH EVERY STRIDE AS THE ROAR OF THE CROWD
IS DEAFENING, ALMOST OBLITERATING THE RACE CALL
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD AS A TENACIOUS TIGER DANCER
SHOWING INCREDIBLE DETERMINATION TO NOT BE 'DUSTED'
OUT OF THE WINNER'S CIRCLE, FEARLESSLY & FLAWLESSLY
FLIES OVER THE FINISH LINE IN WHAT HAS ENDED WITH A
BREATHTAKING FINAL FURLONG!
FINAL STRIDES REMINDING FANS OF
SUNDAY SILENCE / EASY GOER
+ REAL QUIET / VICTORY GALLOP
2 FANTASTICALLY FIERCE FILLYS, FOCUSED WITH A FRENZY
FEARLESS FIGHT TO THE FINISH FOR FAME
DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS FOLKS!
$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$
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1st ~ TIGER DANCER === $73.40
*Gate To Wire Tenacity
~WINNER / QUEEN~
2nd ~ DUSTY === $71.50
*One of The Best Closing Runs This Season! ~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
3rd ~ POST TIME MIKE === $65.40
*Strong Start - Fast Finish ~FLOWER-BEARER~
4th ~ PEEPTOAD === $59.00
*Super-Sonic-Speed @ Start ~ Slow 2nd Half
But Still Strong Enough To Steal 'The Precious'
As Gollum Peers Threateningly From The HedgeRow ~RING-BEARER~
~~ALSO RAN~~
REAL QUIET === $50.30
RUFFIAN === $46.80
CRUZAN === $34.80
THUNDER CAT === $33.30 {Luv The ### 333}
{DC} BLUNNY === $30.60
*Die-Hard-Battery Needs Re-Charge!
EL PRADO === $29.20
ROAMIN === $25.70
CATALINA === $6.30
*Cat House, Catnip & Chippendales Stronger Incentive Than Running!
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM AQUEDUCT RACETRACK
WISHING ALL A SAFE ~ SOBER ~ NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME!
SLOW ~ SAFE & SOBER = SENSIBLE
FAST, FURIOUS & PHONES = SENSELESS
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER
