MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 7/18 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO DUSTY WHO DUSTED OFF DEFENDING CHAMP,
THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' IN THE FINAL STRIDES TO THE WIRE,
AND ALSO WON A YO-YO-MAMA TROPHY AS WELL!
(From Cat House To Penthouse)

VENUE: OPENING DAY AT DEL MAR
AND A BOTS DAY TOO!

JULY 18TH IS ''UNIVERSAL EQUALITY DAY''
BUT ~ BARRING A DEAD HEAT OF A FILLY + COLT ~
THIS DAY AT THE TRACK WILL NOT BE = ''EQUALITY''
WILL IT BE A FELINE FILLY OR A COLT DOG IN THE WINNER CIRCLE?

OUR FEATURE EVENT: THE ''WOOF-OR-PURRR'' STAKES

POST TIMES: 2 PM PACIFIC // 3 PM MT // 4 PM CT // 5 PM ET

SCOREKEEPER

'STUCK' IN YE OLE DOG HOUSE WITH JACK DANIELS + JIM BEAM
WILL BE CRUZAN MUNCHING ON MILK BONE DOGGIE BISCUITS

IF HE OVERDOSES ON EITHER ONE & IS UNABLE TO FOCUS
ON THE CALCULATOR TO ADD UP TOTALS ~
THEN RUFFZILLA WILL ROAR ON IN TO BRING THE BOTS DAY RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR + SEE D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS DAY
COMING TO FROM DEL MAR WHERE 'TURF MEETS SURF'

OUR FEATURE EVENT HONORING 'UNIVERSAL EQUALITY' DAY
SUPURR SIGNIFICANT FOR BOTS: COLT DOGS VS FILLY FELINES
THE 'WOOF OR PURRR' STAKES
UNLESS WE SEE A DEAD HEAT ~ THERE WILL BE NO 'EQUALITY'

DUE TO A LATE SCRATCH OF THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WHO
SOMEHOW MANAGED TO SLIP DOWN THE OLE RABBIT HOLE ~
MISSING HIS FLIGHT TO THE TRACK ~
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY WILL HAVE 8 CHALLENGERS TRYING
TO PREVENT A REPEAT WINNING 'PURRRFORMANCE'

COLTS & FILLYS ARE IN THE GATE AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

AWAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''WOOF OR PURRR'' STAKES

IT'S REAL QUIET OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD WITH A DUO OF
FAB FILLYS RIGHT ON THIS TAIL HEADING INTO THE TURN
THUNDER CAT & DUSTY NOT LETTING THE QUICK COLT GET AWAY

===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME ===

IT IS NOW THUNDER CAT IN COMMAND JUST A LENGTH IN FRONT
OF REAL QUIET AND RUFFIAN WHO LET HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
COME OUT EARLY ON SPEEDING RIGHT BY DUSTY ~

IT'S 7 LENGTHS BACK TO DUSTY + TIGER DANCER FOLLOWED
BY RAVEN ~ CIGARSHOP & CRUZAN AS CATALINA TRAILS THE FIELD

=== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ===

THUNDER CAT CONTINUES TO TURN UP THE HEAT
NOW INCREASING HER LEAD OVER THE REST BY 15 LENGTHS
AS SHE HAS 3 CALCULATING COLTS IN HOT PURSUIT
BUT WHO ARE NOT GAINING GROUND ON THE FIERCE FILLY IN FRONT

REAL QUIET, CIGARSHOP & RAVEN UNDER A DRIVE TO CATCH HER

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY WHO
WILL HAVE TO DIG DEEP TO FIND HER MOJO FOR ANY CHANCE
OF A REPEAT VICTORY TODAY

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK IS A TIRING TRIO OF
RUFFIAN ~ CRUZAN AND TIGER DANCER FOLLOWED BY CATALINA

===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

THUNDER CAT IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE RACE IS SHOWING
NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN AT ALL AND HAS STEADILY BEEN
INCREASING HER LEAD STRIDE BY STRIDE OVER THE FIELD ~

REAL QUIET IS THE ONLY ONE WHO MAY BE ABLE TO ROUSE
A CHALLENGE BUT HE WILL HAVE TO SPROUT WINGS TO DO IT

CIGARSHOP & RAVEN LOCKED IN A BATTLE FOR THE SHOW SPOT
AS DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY HAS TOSSED IN THE DUST-RAG
LOSING ANY HOPE OR CHANCE OF A REPEAT WINNING EFFORT

THERE WILL BE NO PHOTO NEEDED TODAY FOR THE WINNER
HAS ROARED HOME BY 20 LENGTHS OVER A TRIO OF COLTS
WHO WILL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR LESS TODAY!

THUNDER CAT ~ FIERCE, FAST, FEARSOME & FAST HAS WON
THE 'WOOF~OR~PURRR' STAKES + BOTS GLORY FOR THE FILLYS

=== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===

THUNDER CAT = $103
*Flamboyant ~ Flashy ~ Flawless In Formidable Feline Fashion

REAL QUIET = $75.60
*Excellent Effort Just Not Enuff Colt-Power To Catch The Fab-Filly

CIGARSHOP = $63.40
*Slow Start But Thanks To KAZAN, Caught Up Quickly In Final Strides!

RAVEN = $60.80
*Huge Effort After LONG Layoff!

===== ALSO RAN =====

(DC) DUSTY = $53.80

RUFFIAN = $44.40

CRUZAN = $41

TIGER DANCER = $40.60

CATALINA = $11
*Cat House Catnip & Chippendales Await!

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM DEL MAR
WISHING ALL A PURRINGLY PURRFECT DRIVE HOME