GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR-STAKES-SATURDAY
WITH AN ENTIRE DAY OF ALL STAKES ~ ''SPOCK LOGIC'' ENGAGED~
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE ~THE 'DRACULA BEWARE' STAKES~
3~PEAT CHAMPION --> CATALINA -- WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE
NEVER-BEFORE-ACHIEVED = THE QUADRA-PEAT
SHE WILL HAVE 10 CLEVER, QUIK, CONNIVING CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING
AS THE HORSES ENTER THE GATE, CHAMP CATALINA SEEMS
HIGHLY AGITATED -&- LATHERED UP
OR THAT MIGHT JUST BE SNOW ON HER NECK?
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'DRACULA BEWARE' STAKES
IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD
DUSTY IN THE MIDDLE OF POST TIME MIKE + REAL QUIET
THE FILLY SEEMS TO HAVE A 'SMILE' ON HER FACE!
BUT WHO CAN BLAME HER, RUNNING BETWEEN 2 CHARISMATIC COLTS!
THESE 3 LEAD THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
NOW IT IS REAL QUIET WHO HAS SEPARATED HIMSELF FROM
DUSTY -&- POST-TIME-MIKE TAKING A HUGE LEAD OVER THE FIELD
IT'S AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS BACK TO THUNDER CAT + CIGARSHOP
WITH A GAP OF ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS TO BLUNNY + DUSTY
FOLLOWED BY PEEPTOAD + POST TIME MIKE
TRAILING THE FIELD IS A 'TURTLE-TRIO' OF
RUFFIAN, CRUZAN AND TIGER DANCER
DEFENDING 3-PEAT CHAMP, CATALINA WHO IS SHOWING ABSOLUTELY
NO SPEED OR SIMILARITY TO HER LAST 3 WINNING RACES IS FAR BACK
~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
REAL QUIET HAS TURNED THE RACE INTO A 1-HORSE EXHIBITION
OF PROFOUND POWER -&- SIZZLING SPEED TAKING A HUGE LEAD
SUDDENLY IT'S POST-TIME-MIKE WHO HAD LOST A LOT OF GROUND
ON THE TURN, FINDING NEW ENERGY WITH A HUGE MOVE UP THE RAIL
NOW RUNNING IN 2nd ABOUT 4 LENGTHS BEHIND RED-HOT-REAL-QUIET
THUNDER CAT STEADILY & SPEEDILY CONTINUES TO GAIN GROUND
WITH A HALF-CHARGED-ENERGIZER-BLUNNY AT HER TAIL
CIGARSHOP IS NEXT JUST A LENGTH BACK FOLLOWED BY
DUSTY ~ PEEPTOAD ~ TIGER DANCER ~ RUFFIAN
EVEN FARTHER BACK IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE
DOING THE 'SUPER-SLOW-SNAIL-SAMBA' ~ CRUZAN + CATALINA
~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
'HOT-TO-TROT' --> REAL QUIET IS MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE RACE
BUT THE ONLY ONES LAUGHING ARE HIS TRAINER ~ OWNER & FANS
POST-TIME-MIKE IS ALL OUT TRYING TO MAKE A RACE OUT OF THIS
ONE HORSE DEMONSTRATION BY THE 2015 HOTY ~ REAL QUIET
BUT HIS DETERMINATION IS NOT BEING EQUALED BY HIS SPEED
AS HE IS GAINING NO GROUND ON THE RUNAWAY COLT IN COMMAND
NOW HE ALSO HAS A FRISKY FIERCE FILLY ON HIS OWN TAIL AS
THUNDER CAT IS IN WITH AN EQUAL CHANCE AT 2nd PLACE MONEY
BLUNNY IS ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK WITH YET ANOTHER
SHOT AT STEALING THE PRECIOUS ~ BUT ONLY IF HE CAN HOLD OFF
AN EQUALLY DETERMINED CIGARSHOP BREATHING DOWN HIS NECK
AS NOSE TOUCHES WIRE ~ WITH NO DOUBT WHO STANDS IN THE
WINNER'S CIRCLE TONIGHT, A HUGE ROAR FROM REAL QUIET FANS
SHATTERS THE AIR WITH A RESOUNDING 'HELL YEH!'
POST-TIME-MIKE MANAGES TO HOLD OFF THUNDER CAT FOR 2nd
AND, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 3-TIME AWARD WINNER OF 'THE PRECIOUS'
THE 'ENERGIZER BLUNNY' ~ HAS DONE IT AGAIN TODAY!!
:OMG:
$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
*Please Submit Any $$ Objections To Track Supurrr-In-Tendant At:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
1st ~ REAL QUIET === $77.90 :celebrate:
*Dynamic Display Of Superiority Gate To Wire!
~Its Good To Be The King~
2nd ~ POST TIME MIKE === $57.70
*Good Effort
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $53.00
*Just Misses 2nd By Cat-Whisker
~FLOWER-BEARER~
4th ~ BLUNNY === $46.80
And Again Steals The Precious!
*Rumor Has It, He May Be Related To Gollum?
Gandalf Is Investigating!
~RING-BEARER~
...
~~ALSO RAN~~
CIGARSHOP === $44.80
DUSTY === $38.60
PEEPTOAD === $37.60
TIGER DANCER === $22.90
RUFFIAN === $14.60
(*Anyone See A Loose Cheetah Snoozing Somewhere?)
CRUZAN === $7.60
(*Apparently Has NO Love Of SNOW!)
(DC) CATALINA === $2.80 -- YO-YO MAMA
(*Winning A 3-Peat Is Enough To Tire Anyone Out!)