SUPURR SATURDAY ~ 3/31 + RESULTS @ GULFSTREAM

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO REPEAT WINNER, CATALINA, WHO NOW
WILL BE RUNNING FOR THAT ELUSIVE 3-PEAT GLORY!


VENUE: GULFSTREAM PARK

LIKE YA COULDN'T SEE THIS COMIN A MILE AWAY!
TWAS A NO BRAINER DECIDING THE TRACK
FLORIDA DERBY + SUPURRRR UNDERCARD!
ABUNDANT TALENT THIS CARD DOES PACK!

*** POST TIME: RACE 4 = CUTLER BAY S @ 1:00 PM EDT ***

*** PLEASE DO NOT INCLUDE THE FIRST 3 RACES IN ENTRY! ***
IT ONLY ADDS CONFUSION FOR THE SCOREKEEPER ~
AS IF SHE IS NOT ALREADY CONFUSED ENUFF!


*** FEATURE EVENT: THE EASTER BUNNY BLUE MOON STAKES ***

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[RUFFIAN]

DUE TO THE EASTER BUNNY SURPRISING ME WITH UNEXPECTED
VISITORS I WILL BE UNABLE TO HAVE THE TIME WRITING THE RESULTS

HEARTFELT APOLOGIES TO ALL WHO LOOK FORWARD TO THEM!
SO HERE IS THE BRIEF SYNOPSIS OF THE DAY
AS CATALINA VALIANTLY WAS TRYING TO GAIN 3-PEAT GLORY
THE 'RUFF-CHEETAH' HAD OTHER IDEAS ABOUT PREVENTING IT

THE UNOFFICIAL RESULTS OF THE EASTER BUNNY BLUE MOON STAKES

RUFFIAN = $89.40

CRUZAN $80.40

THUNDER CAT = $76

DH) CIGARSHOP = $63.80
DH) REAL QUIET = $63.80

BLUNNY = $61.60

DUSTY = $39.90

TIGER DANCER = $39.70

POST TIME MIKE = $35.20

PEEPTOAD = $33.90

DC) CATALINA = $7.60


***** G O T C H A! APRIL FOOL'S YA'ALL! *****

IT AIN'T NICE TO FOOL WITH MOTHER NATURE ~ OR RUFFZILLA!

AND NOW FOR ''REALITY!'' AKA = THE ACTUAL RACE CALL!

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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM GULFSTREAM PARK

OUR FEATURE EVENT IS THE 'EASTER BUNNY BLUE MOON' STAKES

CATALINA WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT GLORY
WITH 10 CHALLENGERS DOING ALL THEY CAN TO STOP HER!

10 ARE IN THE GATE WAITING FOR RUFFIAN WHO SOMEHOW THINKS
THE EASTER BUNNY WOULD APPRECIATE SOME 'SHENANIGANS'!


SOME CATNIP-CARROTS SEEM TO HAVE DONE THE TRICK AS THE
'RUFF ONE' FINALLY DECIDED TO GO INTO HER GATE!

AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE 'EASTER BUNNY BLUE MOON' STAKES

LIKE 2 JACK-RABBITS RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES FROM THE
BIG BAD WOLF ~ CIGARSHOP & POST TIME MIKE LEAVE THE REST
IN A SUPER-SONIC SPEEDY SURGE TO TAKE A COMMANDING LEAD!

DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA IS NEXT ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK
NOW BEING JOINED BY CRUZAN

THUNDER CAT IS SHOWING EXCEPTIONAL ENERGY AND HAS
CAUGHT UP TO CATALINA & CRUZAN AS THESE 5 LEAD THE FIELD
HEADING INTO THE TURN

===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====

POST TIME MIKE FAILED TO HANDLE THE TURN WELL AND HAS
DROPPED BACK SUDDENLY AT AN ALARMING RATE!

IT IS NOW A TENACIOUS TRIO LEADING THE WAY
CIGARSHOP ~ CRUZAN & THUNDER CAT

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO A FRISKY FOURSOME OF
CATALINA ~ TIGER DANCER ~ POST TIME MIKE & REAL QUIET

A LONG WAY BACK TRAILING IN THE EARLY GOING ARE
DUSTY ~ PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY

EVEN FARTHER BACK ALL ALONE, RUFFIAN IS MEANDERING
ALL OVER THE TRACK, PERHAPS SEARCHING FOR THOSE
EASTER EGGS SHE HEARD WERE HIDDEN BY THE BUNNY!

===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH =====

CIGARSHOP SUDDENLY SPOOKED AT SOMETHING IN THE INFIELD
LOSING HIS INTENSE EARLIER MOMENTUM AND NOW IT IS
DEFENDING CHAMP, CATALINA & CRUZAN IN COMMAND

THUNDER CAT STILL MOVING ALONG STRONGLY IS NEXT ABOUT 3 LENGTHS BACK WITH THE COLT DUO OF REAL QUIET & CIGARSHOP
ANOTHER LENGTH BEHIND THE FRISKY FAST FILLY

SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK IS BLUNNY WHOSE 'ENERGIZER-BATTERY'
SEEMS TO BE LESS THAN FULLY CHARGED TODAY ~ WHICH IS
SURPRISING TO SEE A SLOW 'BUNNY' IN THE 'EASTER-BUNNY' RACE

BACK ANOTHER 5 LENGTHS IS A NOT SO FRISKY FOURSOME
DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER ~ POST TIME MIKE & PEEPTOAD

AND SOMEWHERE IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE IS RUFFIAN ~
WHO APPARENTLY HAS NO CLUE WHERE HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' MAY
BE HIDING TODAY, BECAUSE SHE DEFINITELY ISN'T ON THE TRACK

===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

DEFENDING CHAMP CATALINA SHOWING DYNAMIC DETERMINATION
WITH HER MIND SET ON THE GLORY OF A 3-PEAT VICTORY ~

CRUZAN EQUALLY DETERMINED TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING

THE FIERCE FILLY & CHARISMATIC COURAGEOUS COLT, NECK & NECK
STRIDE FOR STRIDE, HEADING TO THE WIRE WITH A TENACIOUS THUNDER CAT RIGHT AT THEIR HEELS WITH A CHANCE OF AN UPSET!

CAN THE FRISKY FAST FILLY DO WHAT SO FEW HAVE ~
CAN THE CLEVER COLT TURN HER GLORY TO GLOOM ~
CAN THUNDER CAT SPRING THE SHOCKING UNEXPECTED UPSET

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD ~

AND WITH ONE FINAL DRAMATIC POWERFUL SURGE ~
THE ANSWER TO ALL 3 QUESTIONS HAS BEEN RESOLVED!

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE AS YES INDEED ~ CATALINA HAS DONE IT

3-PEAT GLORY IS HER'S WITH A DECISIVE DETERMINATION FROM
GATE TO WIRE REMINDING HER LOYAL FANS WHY SHE IS
A FORMER HORSE OF THE YEAR WINNER!

CRUZAN WITH AN INCREDIBLE EFFORT FROM THE START IS A
VALIANT 2ND AND THUNDER CAT WITH AN EQUALLY IMPRESSIVE
GATE TO WIRE DISPLAY OF EXCELLENCE TAKES THE SHOW SPOT

STEALING THE PRECIOUS FROM GOLLUM THIS TIME TOOK 2 ~
AS CIGARSHOP & REAL QUIET HAD QUITE A BATTLE TRYING TO
HOLD OFF THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WHO WAS DETERMINED
TO TAKE IT FOR HIMSELF!

BUT THE 2 COLTS MANAGED TO SHAKE THE 'BUNNY' OFF AND
WILL HAVE TO SHARE THE PRECIOUS THIS TIME AS GOLLUM
DISCOVERED THAT 3 WAS A LOT HARDER TO DEFEAT THAN ONE

=== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===

(DC) CATALINA = $89.40
*** 3 PEAT GLORY ***

CRUZAN = $80.40
*Dynamic In Defeat!

THUNDER CAT = $76
*Contentious Contender Gate To Wire!

(DH) CIGARSHOP & REAL QUIET = $63.80
*Poor Gollum Had Quite A Battle!

===== ALSO RAN =====

BLUNNY = $61.60
*Ouch! So Close To The Precious ~ Close Just Counts In HorseShoes

DUSTY = $39.90

TIGER DANCER =$39.70

POST TIME MIKE = $35.20

PEEPTOAD = $33.90

RUFFIAN = $7.60
*2017 Cat House Key Holder Seems Determined To Keep It!
Is An Intervention In Her Future?

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
WHERE 'HISTORY' BECAME = 'HER-STORY' TODAY!

* NO ~ NOT AN APRIL FOOL JOKE ~ THE FILLY HAS REALLY DONE IT *

HAVE A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
ENJOY SOME EASTER EGGS & CHOCOLATE BUNNYS

BUT DON'T BE 'APRIL FOOLED' BY FRIENDS WITH GOOD INTENTIONS!