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MIDWEEK MAYHEM-- 1/24 *RESULTS* @ DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:39 pm
by RUFFIAN
**CONGRATS TO ----> THE DANCING TIGER
WHO ROARED WITH NEW MOON ENERGY
TO WIN BOTS GLORY FOR THE FAB-FILLYS!
VENUE CHOICE: DELTA DOWNS
POST TIMES: 5:40 CT // 6:40 ET // 4:40 MT // 3:40 PT
SCORE-KEEPER:
GOING FOR THE CAT-HOUSE 3-PEAT ~ RUFFIAN
FRESH CATNIP & ANCHOVIES HAVE BEEN ORDERED
THE 'THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER' (AUSSIE DANCERS)
HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED TO APPEAR AT THE CAT HOUSE
:
IT SEEMS THAT THE 'RUFFZILLA' HAS GROWN BORED WITH CHIPPENDALES
AND NEEDS SOMETHING DIFFERENT!
WHAT SHE MAY NEED IS A CAT-HOUSE-OBSESSION INTERVENTION
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM-- 1/24 *RESULTS* @ DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 11:01 pm
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE ARE AT DELTA DOWNS IN CAJUN COUNTRY
WHERE THE FOOD IS HOT BUT THE HORSES ARE HOTTER!
DUE TO UNKNOWN CIRCUMSTANCES WE HAVE HAD TWO COLT
SCRATCHES, WITHOUT ANY UPDATES FROM THEIR TRAINERS
REAL QUIET -&- CIGARSHOP NEVER MADE IT TO THE TRACK AND WE
ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED AT NOT SEEING THEIR TAILS IN THE GATE!
THOSE 2 SCRATCHES HAVE NOW LEFT US WITH A FIELD OF 7
AS TIGER DANCER WILL ATTEMPT A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO .....
WITH AN EXPLOSIVE BURST OF FILLY POWER,
DUSTY HAS STORMED OUT OF THE GATE
LEAVING THE REST OF THE FIELD IN HER DUST!
THUNDER CAT IS NEXT AND CLOSING THE GAP QUICKLY
BACK SEVERAL LENGTHS IS RUFFIAN
WHO APPARENTLY HAS NOT AWAKENED
HER 'INNER CHEETAH' YET
BLUNNY IS ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK
IT'S A TURTLE TRIO BRINGIN UP THE REAR
CATALINA ~ CRUZAN -&- DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER
~~AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
THUNDER CAT IS TURNING UP THE HEAT -- AND NOW
HAS JOINED DUSTY IN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
AS THESE 2 FRISKY FILLYS HEAD TO THE WIRE TOGETHER
NOBODY IS EVEN CLOSE YET TO CHALLENGE THEM
~~DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
DUSTY IS BEGINNING TO LOOK A BIG LEG WEARY
THUNDER CAT NOTICES THAT AND
MANAGES TO PUT A NOSE IN FRONT
SUDDENLY A ROAR FROM THE CROWD AS RUFFIAN HAS FINALLY
AWAKENED HER 'INNER CHEETAH' AND IS GAINING
ON THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY DUO WITH EVERY STRIDE
BUT WILL IT BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE? -- 
HERE IS THE WIRE ~ TOO CLOSE TO CALL ~ HOLD ALL TICKETS
AFTER REVIEWING THE REPLAY ....
IT IS THUNDER CAT HOLDING ON FOR THE VICTORY
WITH DUSTY PLAYING BRIDESMAID
AND RUFFIAN CLOSING LIKE ONLY A 'CHEETAH' CAN
**COMPLETING A FILLY TRIFECTA**
BLUNNY THE SUPER-STAR-OF-THE-SHIRE
ONCE AGAIN STEALS THE PRECIOUS!
WE CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER IF HE IS
SECRETLY A GOLLUM FAMILY MEMBER?
CRUZAN, CATALINA, -&- TIGER DANCER COMPLETE THE ORDER OF FINISH
AS DEFENDING CHAMPION --TIGER DANCER NOT ONLY WINS A
'YO-YO-MAMA' IN HER RECORD BOOK, BUT ALSO A GOLDEN GOOSE EGG!
AT LEAST THE YO-YO WILL GIVE HER SOMETHING TO DO IN THE NEST! -- 
$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
1st ~ THUNDER CAT === $53.40
*$$ Eligible For Lost In The Fog Till Someone Wins With Less $$
~WINNER / VOODOO QUEEN~
2nd ~ DUSTY === $50.20
*Fierce In 1st Half ~ Tired In Closing Furlongs
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
3rd ~ RUFFIAN === $45.20
*Frenzy Was Right!
~FLOWER-BEARER~
4th ~ BLUNNY === $38.20
*And Yes, Another Golden Ring For The Collection!
~RING-BEARER~
~~ ALSO RAN (Tho Not Much)
CRUZAN === $27.20
CATALINA === $11.50
(DC) TIGER DANCER === $0
GOLDEN GOOSE EGG
YO-YO-MAMA (*Bounce From Penthouse To Cat House: Yo-Yo)
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM DELTA DOWNS
HAVE A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~