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SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 1/20 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM PARK
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:18 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN WHO MUST HAVE DEVELOPED A SECRET
'CHEETAH FOOD SUPPLEMENT' BASED ON THE SUPERSONIC SPEED
EXHIBITION WE WITNESSED LAST TIME!
ALL DRUG TESTS LATER PROVED TO BE NEGATIVE EXCEPT FOR
CATNIP ~ MEOW MIX & A MINOR AMOUNT OF AN UNIDENTIFIED
NATURAL 'HERB' THAT IS NOT ON THE 'FORBIDDEN LIST'
VENUE CHOICE: SUNSHINE MILLIONS DAY @ GULFSTREAM PARK
FEATURE EVENT: THE ''SUPURR SUNNY MONEY'' STAKES
POST TIMES
NOON ET // 11 AM CT // 10 AM MT // 9 AM PT (Early Bird Special!)
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
THE 2ND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE
THEN THE CAT COMES ALONG & GETS EM ALL! 
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY TAKE A RISK & ERRR
THEN WHINE WHEN SEE D.Q. 
*That Ain't Dairy Queen
Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 1/20 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM PARK
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:15 am
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
OUR FEATURE EVENT: ''SUPURR-SUNNY-MONEY'' STAKES
DEFENDING CHAMP ---> RUFFIAN,
WILL NEED HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' RUNNING AT TOP SPEED
TO REPEAT HER WINNING WAYS .... BUT TEN CHALLENGERS
WILL BE RUNNING THEIR BEST TO STOP THAT
TEN ARE STANDING QUIETLY, WAITING FOR CATALINA TO
SETTLE DOWN AFTER ALMOST UNSEATING HER JOCKEY
WE ARE FINALLY READY TO RUN ~
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'SUPURR-SUNNY-MONEY' STAKES...
LIKE TWIN ROCKETS, PEEPTOAD -&- CRUZAN
LEAVE THE REST IN THEIR WAKE
AS THEY TAKE A COMMANDING LEAD
HEADING INTO THE TURN
IT'S ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK TO A TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP
THUNDER CAT ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER ~ CIGARSHOP
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY BLUNNY
SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE
RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY ~ CATALINA
AND THE EARLY TRAILER IS POST TIME MIKE
~~OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME~~
THINGS HAVE CHANGED DRAMATICALLY
AS IT IS CRUZAN WITH A SHORT LEAD
OVER THUNDER CAT -&- POST TIME MIKE
THESE 3 SUDDENLY HAVE TAKEN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
WITH POWER ~ SPEED -&- TOTAL AUTHORITY!
....
PEEPTOAD DID NOT HANDLE THE TURN WELL AND HAS DROPPED
BACK JUST A FEW LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING TRIO
REAL QUIET IS RIGHT THERE AT PEEPTOAD'S TAIL
JUST 2 LENGTHS BACK ARE
TIGER DANCER ~ RUFFIAN ~ BLUNNY
FOLLOWED BY CIGARSHOP
WAY FAR BACK ARE DUSTY -&- CATALINA
WHO HAVE NOT BEGUN TO RUN YET
~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~
CRUZAN SUDDENLY SPOOKED AT SOMETHING IN THE INFIELD
DROPPING WAY BACK ~ LOSING ALL HIS EARLIER MOMENTUM
LEAVING THE LEAD TO THUNDER CAT FOLLOWED CLOSELY
BY PEEPTOAD AND POST TIME MIKE
CIGARSHOP AND REAL QUIET HAVE PICKED UP SPEED NOW
AND CLOSING QUICKLY ON THE FILLY DUO IN FRONT
IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO BLUNNY -&- CRUZAN
TIGER DANCER -&- RUFFIAN ARE NEXT
DUSTY -&- CATALINA CONTINUE TO DO
THE TURTLE-SNAIL SAMBA
TOTALLY LOSING TOUCH WITH THE FIELD
~~AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~
WE SUDDENLY HAVE A MATCH RACE UP FRONT
AS PEEPTOAD HAS CAUGHT UP TO THUNDER CAT
AND THESE TWO FILLYS LEAD THE FIELD TO THE WIRE
CIGARSHOP IS NOT THRU YET AND GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
REAL QUIET JUST OFF HIS TAIL IS STILL IN WITH A CHANCE
POST TIME MIKE IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY
BLUNNY ~ CRUZAN ~ TIGER DANCER
DEFENDING CHAMP -- RUFFIAN, MUST HAVE LEFT
HER 'INNER-CHEETAH' BACK AT THE BARN ~
SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO RESEMBLANCE TO
HER LAST IMPRESSIVE VICTORY
DUSTY -&- CATALINA ARE ALMOST AT A TROT NOW
AND BOTH FILLYS APPEAR TO BE EASED BY THEIR JOCKEYS
WITH NO CHANCE AT A PLACING, IT MAKES MORE SENSE
NOT TO STRESS THEM OUT AT THIS POINT!
PEEPTOAD -&- THUNDER CAT ARE NECK + NECK
CIGARSHOP RIGHT AT THEIR TAILS
SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD AS POST-TIME-MIKE
WHO MIGHT BE THINKING OF PEGASUS ~ HAS ALMOST SPROUTED
WINGS, FLYING RIGHT PAST THE 2 COLTS IN FRONT OF HIM AND
NOW HAS HIS SIGHTS ON THE 2 FRONT RUNNING FILLYS
IS IT GONNA BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE
FOR THIS CHARISMATIC COLT??
PEEPTOAD AND THUNDER CAT
ALL OUT TRYING TO HOLD ON
AND HERE IS THE WIRE ......
YES! THE CAJUN-COLT HAS DONE IT!
ALMOST WITH AN IMPOSSIBLE LAST MINUTE SURGE
OF SUPER-SONIC SPEED, HE FINISHES WITH
JUST ENOUGH TO PASS BOTH FILLYS AT THE WIRE!
IT'S A 3-WAY PHOTO FOR PLACE -&- SHOW
MIGHT EVEN BE A TRIO DEAD HEAT!
WAY TOO CLOSE TOO CALL
FINALLY -- AFTER WHAT TOOK A VERY LONG TIME
THE STEWARDS WATCHING THE REPLAY
LISTENING TO OBJECTIONS BY
3 TRAINERS AND JOCKEYS
$$- HERE'S THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
1st ~ POST TIME MIKE === $87.00
*Incredible Late Closing Kick By The Cajun King Of Cool!
Takes The Supurr-Sunny-Money Victory!
~WINNER / TOP DOG~
2nd ~ PEEPTOAD === $71.60
*Looked Like A Winner Till The Final Strides
One Of Her Best Efforts Lately!
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $71.10
*Where's '50-Cent' When Ya Need Him!
Excellent PurrrFormance
~FLOWER-BEARER~
4th ~ CIGARSHOP === $70.60
*Misses The Show but Steals The Precious!
~RING-BEARER~ 
~~ALSO RAN~~
REAL QUIET === $66.80
BLUNNY === $64.60
CRUZAN === $55.60
TIGER DANCER === $44.40
(DC) RUFFIAN === $34.00
*Cheetah Last Seen Snoozing In The Stall!
DUSTY === $28.80 (*Eased In Final Furlong)
CATALINA === $17.40 (*Eased In Final Furlong)
*Update:
Filly appears just a bit tired .... But seen enjoying a
Buffet of Meow Mix, Anchovies And Catnip at the Cat House,
while watching Chippendale Dancers
Maybe That Was Her Secret Intention All Along --
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM SUNNY FLORIDA
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
BE CAREFUL AS U LEAVE FLORIDA WITH MAJOR SNOW ON THE ROADS
~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~