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SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ Jan 6th *RESULTS* @ SANTA ANITA

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 1:17 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO THE NOT SO 'REALLY QUIET' ONE WHO ROARED TO
THE WIRE IN THE FINAL STRIDES, DEPRIVING A VERY DISGRUNTLED
TIGER DANCER ON THE LAST RACE OF THE YEAR!

EVER SEE A 'TIGER' TURN INTO 'GRUMPY CAT' IN A HEARTBEAT?
IT AIN'T A PURTY PICTURE! :twisted:

VENUE CHOICE: SANTA ANITA

POST TIME: 12:30 PACIFIC // 1:30 MT // 2:30 CT // 3:30 ET

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Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ Jan 6th *RESULTS* @ SANTA ANITA

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:59 am
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**

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GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY AT SANTA ANITA
WHERE THERE IS NO SNOW OR FRIGID TEMPS!


OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY WILL BE:
''LET IT SNOW ~ LET IT SNOW ~ LET IT SNOW'' S.

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DEFENDING CHAMP, REAL QUIET WILL HAVE 10 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP

10 ARE STANDING QUIETLY, WAITING FOR CIGARSHOP
TO SETTLE DOWN AND GO IN,
AS THE COLT IS CAUSING A BOLD RUCKUS
TRYING TO ENTER THE GATE NEXT TO TIGER DANCER ~
WHICH AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN --- MUCH TO HIS DISMAY! -- :twisted:

FINALLY THE QUIRKY COLT HAS GIVEN IN ~


AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE ''LET IT SNOW'' S ....
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OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD, IT IS POST TIME MIKE
WITH A FRISKY FILLY TRIO OF:
RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY ~ THUNDER CAT
IN HOT 'PURRRRSUIT' RIGHT AT HIS TAIL!

IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO THE 'ENERGIZER BLUNNY'
WHOSE BATTERIES SEEM TO BE FULLY CHARGED
AS HE IS GAINING ON THE FAST FOURSOME IN THE LEAD

TIGER DANCER IS ON THE MOVE NOW QUICKLY JOINED BY REAL QUIET

SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE:
CATALINA ~ CRUZAN ~ PEEPTOAD
AND A VERY LETHARGIC CIGARSHOP
WHO HAS NOT KICKED INTO ANY GEAR SO FAR ~


OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME


IT IS NOW THUNDER CAT ALL ALONE ON THE LEAD
WITH REAL QUIET ABOUT 7 LENGTHS BACK
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY TIGER DANCER ~
RUFFIAN ~ BLUNNY ~ DUSTY -&- POST TIME MIKE

TRAILING THE FIELD ARE
CATALINA ~ CRUZAN ~ PEEPTOAD -&- CIGARSHOP


THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH


THUNDER CAT SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN
CONTINUES TO HAVE THINGS GOING ALL HER OWN WAY!

REAL QUIET TRYING TO PUT SOME PRESSURE ON THE
FAST FILLY FLYING IN FRONT ~ BUT SO FAR, IT ISN'T WORKING!

BLUNNY IS NEXT ~ ABOUT 8 LENGTHS BACK

RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER ~ DUSTY -&- CRUZAN
MAKE UP THE NEXT TIER

STILL VERY FAR BACK ARE:
PEEPTOAD ~ CATALINA ~ POST TIME MIKE
AND A VERY SNAIL-SPEED CIGARSHOP
WHO SHOWED NO INTEREST AT ALL IN RUNNING
SINCE THEY FORCED HIM INTO THE GATE HE DIDN'T WANT!


AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME


THUNDER CAT INCREASING HER SPEED HAS PUT EVEN MORE
DISTANCE BETWEEN HERSELF AND ANY CHALLENGERS
WHO NOW SEEM TO BE RUNNING JUST FOR PURSE MONEY

REAL QUIET SEVERAL LENGTHS AHEAD OF BLUNNY

RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER -&- DUSTY
ACROSS THE TRACK IN A LINE
IN A BATTLE OF THEIR OWN
FOR AT LEAST MAYBE: ''THE PRECIOUS!''

AT THE WIRE THERE WILL BE NO PHOTO FINISH TODAY FOLKS

THUNDER CAT, ALMOST GATE TO WIRE ~ WITH SPEED, STYLE,
AND SUPERIORITY HAS WON WITH A VERY IMPRESSIVE EFFORT!


$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$


1st ~ THUNDER CAT === $80.80
*Is That Like 4x Purrrfect Vision?
Image ~WINNER~


2nd ~ REAL QUIET-{DC} === $63.00
*Excellent Effort: Just Not Enuff ~
*BUT Good Enuff To Start His New Bridesmaid Gown Collection!
Image ~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~



3rd ~ BLUNNY === $43.70
*Batteries Fully Charged 1st Half ~ Lost Power Later
Image ~FLOWER-BEARER~


4th ~ RUFFIAN === $36.20
*Good Beginning ~ Mediocre Ending ~ Lazy Cheetah!
Steals 'The Precious' As Consolation
Image ~RING-BEARER~ Image


~~ ALSO RAN ~~


TIGER DANCER === $35.60
* .60 Cents Away From 'The Precious'
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DUSTY === $34.20

CRUZAN === $33.20

PEEPTOAD === $29.60

CATALINA === $25.00

POST TIME MIKE === $21.40

CIGARSHOP === $11.80
* Off To Ye Ole Dog House
Where It Appears That The Last Occupant ~ Cruzan, Has Left It Well Stocked
~ Beer & Booze With The Las Vegas Show Girl Dancers On The Way!
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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM SUNNY SANTA ANITA
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
*NEW FACTS SHOW MORE ACCIDENTS
DUE TO PHONES NOT BOOZE!


~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
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