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SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 12/30 *RESULTS* @ SANTA ANITA
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:30 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO POST TIME MIKE WHO BROUGHT HIS 'CAJUN HEAT'
IN THE FINAL STRIDES TO OVER POWER DUSTY WHO LOOKED LIKE
A SURE WINNER ~ ~ ~ AGAIN PROVING THE OLD SAYING ...
''IT AIN'T OVER TILL THE CAJUN COLT CRUSHES THE COMPETITION''
VENUE: SANTA ANITA
*Robert J Frankel S ~ Turf
*American Oaks ~ Turf
*Midnight Lute S
OUR FEATURE EVENT: THE ''FINAL COUNTDOWN'' STAKES
AS WE BID FAREWELL TO 2017 WITH THE HIGHS AND LOWS ~
THE PHOTO FINISH SHOCKERS ~ THE GLORY OF MAGNIFICENCE
THE HEARTBREAK OF THE CALIFORNIA FIRES AND THE HORSES
WHO LOST THEIR LIVES WILL SHROUD OUR MEMORIES OF THIS
HORRIFIC EVENT FOR YEARS TO COME
OUR HEARTS GRIEVE FOR ALL THOSE WHO SUFFERED THIS LOSS 
POST TIME: 12:30 PT // 1:30 MT // 2:30 CT // 3:30 ET
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THAN ERRR & SEE D.Q. 
Re: SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 12/30 *RESULTS* @ SANTA ANITA
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 4:05 am
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
COMING TO YOU FROM SANTA ANITA RACETRACK WHERE
POST TIME MIKE WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE REPEAT GLORY
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS THE 'FINAL COUNTDOWN' STAKES
RINGING OUT THE OLD YEAR ~~ WITH ALL ITS MEMORIES
THE HIGHS AND LOWS ~ VICTORIES AND DEFEATS
THE SORROW OF THE CALIFORNIA HORSES LOST IN THE FIRES
THE ADMIRATION FOR ALL THOSE TRYING TO SAVE THEIR
BELOVED HORSES EVEN AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR OWN LIVES
''THERE IS NOTHING AS GOOD FOR THE INSIDE OF A PERSON
AS THE OUTSIDE OF A HORSE!''
THE POST PARADE IS JUST ENDING AS THE 11 ARE HEADING INTO
THEIR GATES TO RUN IN OUR ''FINAL COUNTDOWN'' STAKES
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO ....
IT'S A SPEEDY DUO OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD
AS PEEPTOAD AND REAL QUIET
LEAD THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
WITH REAL QUIET NOW IN COMMAND
AFTER PEEPTOAD DID NOT HANDLE THE TURN WELL
BLUNNY WITH FULLY CHARGED BATTERIES
HAS NOW TAKEN OVER THE 2nd SPOT
BEHIND A HOT-TO-TROT REAL QUIET
PEEPTOAD IS NEXT -- FOLLOWED BY CRUZAN
IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO
THUNDER CAT -&- DUSTY
THERE'S A HUGE GAP BACK TO:
CIGARSHOP, CATALINA, RUFFIAN,
POST TIME MIKE -&- TIGER DANCER
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
REAL QUIET HAVING THINGS GOING ALL HIS OWN WAY
CONTINUES TO LEAD THE FIELD WITH AUTHORITY
SUDDENLY THERE IS A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD
AS EYES HAVE NOW TURNED FROM THE COLT IN THE LEAD
TO FAR BACK BEHIND A WALL OF HORSES
WHERE DUST IS FLYING .....
FROM THE SUPERSONIC SPEEDY HOOVES OF -- TIGER DANCER
WHO HAS EXPLODED FROM LAST TO PASS EVERYONE IN FRONT OF HER
THE FIERCE FILLY HAS FINALLY EVEN PASSED REAL QUIET
TO TAKE FULL COMMAND OF THE LEAD!
THESE 2 HAVE NOW LEFT THE REST OF THE FIELD
WITH A LOT OF GROUND TO MAKE UP
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
TIGER DANCER LEADING THE FIELD TO THE WIRE
WITH A DETERMINED REAL QUIET RIGHT AT HER TAIL
PEEPTOAD FOUND HER MOJO, IS BACK IN GEAR
AND HAS MOVED UP TO TAKE OVER THE 3rd SPOT
JUST AHEAD OF BLUNNY
A FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE CRUZAN, CIGARSHOP, CATALINA
FOLLOWED BY DEFENDING CHAMP ~~ POST TIME MIKE
WHO NOW APPEARS TO HAVE NO CHANCE AT A REPEAT WIN
EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE THUNDER CAT, DUSTY -&- RUFFIAN
WHO SEEM TO BE ENGAGED IN SOME KIND OF FILLY FRUCKUS
SHOWING NO SPEED OR INTEREST IN RUNNING TODAY
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
AS TIGER DANCER IS ALL OUT
TRYING TO HOLD OFF AN
EQUALLY DETERMINED COURAGEOUS COLT
REAL QUIET NOW AT HER THROAT-LATCH
AS THESE 2 NECK -&- NECK, STRIDE FOR STRIDE
HEAD FOR GLORY ~~~ OR BRIDESMAID
TOO CLOSE TO CALL! HOLD ALL TICKETS!
OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING
TRAINERS OUT ON THE FIELD ~ JOCKEYS ON THE PHONES
STEWARDS LISTENING TO ALL, WATCHING THE REPLAY ~
ALTHOUGH THERE WAS SOME BASIS FOR THE OBJECTIONS OF
REAL QUIET VEERING IN CAUSING TIGER DANCER TO SIDESTEP
THE STEWARDS HAVE RESOLVED THE ISSUE AND DECLARED
**REAL QUIET THE WINNER BY A SLIM KITTY WHISKER**
$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$
1st ~ REAL QUIET === $88.30
*Excellent Effort Gate To Wire
~"It's Good To Be The King"~
2nd ~ TIGER DANCER === $85.60
*Great Fire and Effort .... But
Just A few Whiskers Short 
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
3rd~ PEEPTOAD === $64.70
*Strong From The Gate to Wire
~FLOWER-BEARER~
4th ~ BLUNNY === $59.10
*And Once Again, Steals The Precious ~
Leading some to believe that he has some
strange influence in The Shire with Gollum?
~RING-BEARER~ 
~~ALSO RAN~~
CRUZAN === $48.40
CIGARSHOP === $43.60
CATALINA === $40.30
{DC}POST TIME MIKE === $33.20
THUNDER CAT === $28.50
DUSTY === $19.40
RUFFIAN === $9.60
*Determined To Get The Cat House Key For The Year!
.... 
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM SANTA ANITA
WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPIER NEW YEAR AND A SAFE,
SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME TONIGHT!
SEE YA NEXT YEAR WHEREVER REAL QUIET DECIDES TO TAKE US!
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
~FREEZING MY WHISKERS OFF~