Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:13 pm**

CONGRATS ONCE AGAIN TO CRUZAN
WHOSE NAME (Cruisin) SURE SEEMS TO BE
SIGNIFICANT SINCE HE'S ARRIVED AT OUR TRACK!

THIS WEEK HE RUNS FOR THAT ELUSIVE 3-PEAT BUT WITH HIS
WINNING WAYS ~ WILL BE NO BIG SHOCKER IF HE DOES IT!
AND IT IS A BOTS DAY SO THE COLTS WILL BE EVEN HAPPIER!

BTW: DUSTY IS THE ONLY ONE TO ACHIEVE THAT GLORY THIS YEAR!

VENUE: TURFWAY PARK

POST TIME: 6:15 PM ET

SCOREKEEPER

TIZ 'PAYBACK TIME' FOR THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY TO PLAY
IN THE DOG HOUSE WITH HIS CALCULATOR MAKING UP FOR
RUFFIAN STEPPING IN TO SCORE FOR HIM LAST TIME

BASED ON HIS PAST PERFORMANCES, WE ALL WILL BE ANXIOUSLY AWAITING
HIS DISTORTED HUMOR ~ TWISTED WITTY RACE CALL!

AND IF WE GET SUPURRRR LUCKY ~ WE MAY EVEN GET A
TIGER DANCER GRAPHICATION BONUS BUNNY EXPERIENCE!

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE D.Q.

Posted: **Mon Dec 25, 2017 7:41 pm**

**RESULTS**

Blunny The Designated Scorer
Had Some Charity stuff to do
So Ruffian Always Ready
Presents Results For You

The ''Battle Of The Sexes''
Was no 'Battle' much at all
When it came to being ready
One Colt just had a ball!
-{Does that make him a Ridgling}- --

He Came, He Saw, He Conquered
The Fillies met their match
Dusty gave her all for sure
But the Colt she couldn't catch

The other seven far behind
None ever got too close
The Colts should be ecstatic
Because now they all can boast

For just the second time this year
A 3-Peat is the story
Dusty did it months ago
But now it's Cruzan glory

He knew what he was doing
With the track he chose to do
And when the challenge came to him
The speedy colt came through

The race was over early
He had it from the gate
The Dusty one came pretty close
But at the wire was too late

The Elusive 3-Peat now achieved
His talent put to use
As others struggled badly
Tiger Dancer caught the Goose!

Although 9 ran the race today
The crowd was watching 2
Cruzan and Dusty led the way
Too early the rest were through

A standing ovation & cheers from the crowd
As they watched an unfolding story
For only the second time this year
We witnessed 3-Peat glory

So when the dust had finally cleared
With excitement running high
A Speedy Colt had left the gate
To the wire he did fly

So here is the order of finish
Today there was no doubt
Gate to wire he was the best
Leaving eight to simply pout

$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$

1st ~ CRUZAN === $84.20
**3-Peat Glory!
~WINNER~

2nd ~ DUSTY === $65.60
*Valiant Effort!
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~

3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $34.40
~FLOWER-BEARER~

4th ~ BLUNNY === $24.40
*Once Again Steals The Precious
We Suspect Gollum 'Collusion'
~~~~

~ ALSO RAN ---> Snails & Turtles Division ~

CATALINA === $21.20

REAL QUIET === $20.80

RUFFIAN === $14.40
(*Apparently Nobody Let The "Cat Outta Da Bag")

CIGARSHOP === $10.20
*Sandwiched Between 2 Frisky Fillies, Much To His Delight!

TIGER DANCER === $0
*Her 3rd Golden Goose Egg This Year!
She Must Have 1 Helluva Big Feathered Nest!

~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~

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