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MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 12/13 *RESULTS* @ TURFWAY PARK
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:13 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO CRUZAN, WHO ALTHO DASHING ONTO OUR RACING SCENE LATE IN THE YEAR,
HAS ALREADY PROVEN THAT HE TRULY BELONGS RUNNING WITH CHAMPIONS ~
HAVING WON 2 OF 3 MIDWEEK MAYHEM RACES
DUE TO EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES, CRUZAN HAS REQUESTED
THAT I CHOOSE THE VENUE FOR THIS WEEK'S 'MAYHEM'
VENUE: TURFWAY PARK
WHERE THERE IS NO TURF OR SURF
JUST THE KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS ALL AROUND
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE: THE ''LUCKY OR UNLUCKY #13'' STAKES 
POST TIME: 6:15 PM ET // 5:15 PM CT // 4:15 PM MT // 3:15 PM PT
SCORING FROM YE OLE DOG HOUSE AMIDST BEER ~ BOOZE & BABES
WILL BE THE NOT-SO-ENERGIZER-BLUNNY, READY TO AMAZE & AMUSE
WITH HIS OWN UNIQUE RAZZLE-DAZZLE RACE CALL!
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERR THEN SEE: D.Q. 
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 12/13 *RESULTS* @ TURFWAY PARK
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:04 pm
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**
THE ''ENERGIZER BLUNNY'' HAS RUN INTO TROUBLE
SOME VERY BAD LUCK, BROKE THE ENERGY BUBBLE
SO THE RUFF ONE STEPS IN TO LET U ALL KNOW
WHO TOOK HOME THE GLORY, THE PLACE -&- THE SHOW
WHILE THE LUCKY #13 WAS LUCKY FOR SOME
FOR OTHERS = SO SAD, IT MADE EM LOOK DUMB
TO START OUT THE DAY REAL QUIET DID LEAD
BUT COULD HE FIND MORE TO ANSWER THE NEED?
SIR BLUNNY APPEARED AS SOMEWHAT ENERGETIC
WHILE THE REST OF THE RUNNERS WERE SIMPLY PATHETIC
AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH REAL QUIET STILL HOT
AS MOST OF THE REST FOUND OUT THEY WERE NOT
FROM THE CLOUDS FAR AWAY, A TORNADO WAS BLOWIN
AS DUSTY DISCOVERED, HER MOJO WAS SHOWIN!
SHE HUFFED -&- SHE PUFFED TILL SHE COLLARED THE COLT
SHE STUNNED -&- SHE SHOCKED LIKE A LIGHTNING STRIKE BOLT!
DOWN THE HOME STRETCH THEY RAN OR SIMPLY WALKED BY
SOME STILL WITH HOPE ~ BUT MOST WITH A SIGH
TWAS DUSTY AND REAL QUIET NOW LOCKED IN A BATTLE
WHILE THE REST OF THE FIELD WERE MOVIN LIKE CATTLE
WITH THE WIRE IN SIGHT, IT LOOKED LIKE DEAD HEAT
THE COLT AND THE FILLY = WHICH ONE WOULD GET BEAT?
''THERE IS NO SURE THING'' ~ ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAY
BECAUSE IN A HEARTBEAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY.....
THINGS CAN JUST CHANGE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
WHICH IS WHAT JUST HAPPENED AS SOMEONE FLEW BY!
THE DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN, WHO STARTED OFF SLOW
RIGHT PAST THE FRONT RUNNERS THIS COLT THEN DID GO
SO THE LESSON TO BE LEARNED IS WHAT HE DID TEACH
HE LEFT 8 WITH SOUR GRAPES, WHEN HE BIT ON A PEACH!
WITH THE TINIEST OF WHISKERS, POOR DUSTY LOST OUT
HER .20 CENT MISHAP, TURNED SMILE INTO POUT
REAL QUIET SO STRONG FROM THE GATE TO THE WIRE
ALAS GOT LEG WEARY, AND FINALLY DID TIRE
AS USUAL ''THE PRECIOUS'' WORTH MORE THAN JUST MONEY
ONCE AGAIN WENT ON HOME WITH THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY
THE REST OF THE RUNNERS, HAD SO LITTLE TO SHOW
LIKE SNAILS -&- LAND TURTLES, WAS THE ROUTE THEY DID GO
CATALINA, THUNDER CAT, AND CIGARSHOP WERE NEXT
TIGER DANCER WITH A FACE THAT REALLY LOOKED VEXED!
THE CHEETAH WAS SEEN STILL ASLEEP IN THE STALL
SHE NEVER AWAKENED WHEN RUFFIAN HAD CALLED
OUT OF NINE WHO DID RUN ~ THE LEAST OF THE BEST
WAS RUFFIAN ASLEEP IN HER GOLD GOOSE EGG NEST!
WITH AN OUTRAGEOUS FINISH -&- A REPEATING GLORY
THE END OF THE DAY BECAME A ''SOUR PEACH'' STORY!
SO NEXT TIME THEY RUN WILL BE A RARE TREAT
AS CRUZAN WILL TRY FOR ELUSIVE 3-PEAT
THE ORDER OF FINISH WILL BE RIGHT BELOW
AS THREE RAN OK AND 6 RAN REAL SLOW!
(DC) CRUZAN === $50.60
*Chose A 'Sour Peach ~ Giving The Rest Sour Grapes!
DUSTY === $50.40
*Ouch! Couldn't Find 2 Dimes To Rub Together!
REAL QUIET === $49.60
*Ouch x 4
BLUNNY === $37.90
*Determined To Get ''The Precious'' To Keep At Year End
ALSO RAN ~ THO NOT MUCH
CATALINA === $22.70
THUNDER CAT === $19.80
CIGARSHOP === $14.30
TIGER DANCER === $5.00
*A Cat House Total On Any Other Day!
RUFFIAN === $0
Golden Goose Egg In A Catnip Feathered Nest
NEXT MIDWEEK MAYHEM WILL BE A BOTS DAY
SO THEN WE FIND OUT WHAT THE BLUNNY WILL SAY!
IF HIS LAST CALL'S A CLUE ~ THEN WE ALL EXPECT FUNNY
WHEN THE RACE CALL IS UP TO OUR ENERGIZER BLUNNY!
~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~