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MM 2017 TURKEY TROT ~ 11/22 *RESULTS* @ AQUEDUCT
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:17 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO THE ''ENERGIZER BLUNNY'' FOR HIS IMPRESSIVE
DETERMINATION & TENACITY IN HOLDING OFF A HIGH FLYING RAVEN
AS HE ACCOMPLISHED HIS GOAL OF A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP
AND NOW HE WILL DIG DEEP TO FIND THAT SAME ENERGY AS
HE RUNS FOR THAT ELUSIVE 3-PEAT GLORY
THIS WEEK WE HOLD OUR TRADITIONAL TURKEY TROT EVENT
WHICH WILL BE PRESENTED BY TIGER DANCER
WITH HER CLEVER AND WITTY COMMENTARY PLUS GRAPHICS
UNLIKE OUR SPOOKTACULAR ~ YOU DO NOT NEED TO ARRIVE
IN TURKEY ATTIRE ~ UNLESS THAT IS YOUR PREFERENCE! 
VENUE CHOICE: AQUEDUCT
POST TIME: 12:20 ET // 11:20 CT // 10:20 MT // 9:20 PT
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Re: MM 2017 TURKEY TROT ~ 11/22 *RESULTS* @ AQUEDUCT
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:12 am
by RUFFIAN
~~A TIGER DANCER PRODUCTION~~
**TURKEY TROT RESULTS -- 2017**
Twas the day before Thanksgiving
At a racetrack called Aqueduct
A crazy race day just ahead
9 running in the muck ... Good Luck
ENTRIES:
BLUNNY ----{ 2016 TT WINNER}-
CATALINA
CIGARSHOP
CRUZAN ---> Maiden Colt
DUSTY
RAVEN
RUFFIAN
THUNDER CAT
TIGER DANCER
Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen....
Fillies and Colts..... Madames and Messieurs
Welcome to our MWM Main Event....
The "Fleet Feet" ~ Turkey Trot ~ Throw Down
In honor of our Thanksgiving Holiday....Pre Feast Pig Out
We are having our 6th Annual Tenacious Twisted Turkey Trot .....
Most of America is focused on the Five -F's- of Thanksgiving:
Family ~ Friends ~ Food ~ Football ~ and Fun
....(NOT necessarily in that order)
And with that in mind,
We will once again
place our players on teams --
Representing the "AP INDY"-Anapolis Colts:
Blunny ~ The Energizer Bunny { 2016 TT Winner}
CigarShop ~ The Smoker
Cruzan ~ The Crusher
Raven ~ The High Flyer
Representing the NY "GIANTS CAUSEWAY" Fillies:
Catalina ~ The Catillac {Smooth, Speedy & Classy}
Dusty ~ The Supurrr Sweeper
Ruffian ~ Ruff-Zilla; aka: The Grand Poo-Bah
Thunder Cat ~ The Lightning Bolt
Tiger Dancer ~ The Stealth Bomber & {The 2015 TT Winner}
**There are a couple notable Heavy Hitters missing from our line-up today:
Real Quiet ~ The Silencer ~
It seems he started his Holiday Celebrating a little early
and was deemed unfit to race today.
Last seen drinking and gambling in the casino till the wee hours.
There were also rumors that Peeptoad was hopping around the track.....
but she never made her way to the gate.
We would also like to Welcome a Maiden New Comer:
'CRUZAN'
This event is NOT just about who crosses the wire first!!
There are also several other challenges to be determined.
Featuring: The Bridesmaid Stakes.....
Maiden "Special Weight" --(gotta fit in that dress!!)......
Our contestants today are competing for a Bright Neon Orange
Taffeta -&- Tulle Bridesmaid Gown..... with plenty of bows and ruffles!!!!
O Yes.....This one must be seen to be believed....but you might need
Sun Glasses to cut down the day-glow glare 
~Like these ...But "Better"~
There will also be a Royal Rumble for the Bouquet Toss....
Who will be Flower-Bearer?
Which Sneaky / Stealthy contestant will "Steal the Precious"
Then there's the highly coveted and sought after....
Key -- to the Dog or Cat House.
AND..... which team will have the best combined total $$
Who will win this Throw-Down......
Who will Say Yes to the Dress......
Who will Steal the Precious
And who will be lounging in the Cat / Dog House???
It's a wild and crazy contest day you can be sure
Our Special MC -&- Track Announcer for today
Is an outlandish and over the top Mega-Star!!
The One and Only, Large and in Charge...
NY's Own ... "Shock Jock" -- Howard Stern
Dearly Beloved Horse Gang....
We are gathered here today to witness
This Befuddling, Bewildering and Beddazling event.
The music starts and 9 eager contestants are entering the track ...
Sashaying out onto the turf like runway models hitting the catwalk.
Glammed up and well Coiffed, from Mane to Tail
Everyone looking Fierce and Fabulous
They are entering the gate ready to race down the aisle
....And They're Off.....
Dusty ~ Tiger Dancer -&- Ruffian are out for an early lead
Cruzan ... Not far behind
The rest of the pack are jockeying for position ---
And there seems to be some less than appropriate behavior:
Clipping, whipping, tripping, boxing, biting, bolting,
General Mayhem and Interference.....
It's just a free for all... :headshake:
**Save it for the Grid-Iron gang
Catalina brought back her "Special Equipment" --
~ "Strap On Rockets"?? 
.... Not sure this will be approved.
Blunny is also sporting some kind of battery pack
Not sure what this is for....
But on this day, it seems almost anything goes
~ OUT OF THE TURN ~
Cruzan, out on his Maiden Voyage,
Has taken over the lead...
With Command and Determination
Catalina is next
Just ahead of Tiger Dancer
Then Raven ~ Thunder Cat ~ Dusty
CigarShop
Ruffian and Blunny have dropped way back
~TOP OF STRETCH~
Cruzan Is getting leg weary
His lead is diminishing
Catalina is gaining ground with every stride
Tiger Dancer is staying right there just behind Catalina
It's a way back to the rest of The Pack
And Blunny E. Bunny has lost his Battery Charge
And is coasting along in last
He may have eaten too many of
Ruffian's "Special Brownies"
Cruzan starting to look very tired
Catalina looking stronger with every stride
Cigarshop right at the tail of Tiger Dancer
And though his jockey is urging him on
Cigar seems content to remain behind Tiger
And admire the view
In the home stretch... Cruzan -&- Catalina still lead
But Tiger Dancer starts to roar and finds a little more in the tank
{She heard rumors of a goose on the loose, But
As it turned out ... It was just Raven}
Who jumps a shadow and falls a bit behind
And The Pack..... are playing Catch Up... Battling On
And are still engaged in less than appropriate behavior.
The Stewards have so many objections...
Lines have been drawn, Penalties called, Flags have been thrown
And even a Glove was tossed about demanding a duel
So, They have thrown in their towels and
Have headed to the bar for several strong, stiff drinks!!! 
....Bar Tender askes... Why the long faces
Now the contestants are
heading towards the Alter / Finish Line....
Coming down the aisle, Smoking all the way ....in 4th Place
The "Precious Ring" Thief = CIGARSHOP
Seems to be HOT and LATHERED UP...
Probably due to Chasing Tiger's Tail
~RING BEARER~ 
The Battle Royale Winner -- in 3rd Place....
The Flower-Bearer = TIGER DANCER
... 
The Excitement builds...
Whooo will be the Bridesmaid and Whooo will be The Bride......
**A Photo Finish at the wire**
In 2nd Place......Winning the "Stunning" Orange Gown....
The Bridesmaid = CATALINA
~The Gown~
And Blazing his way to the Alter ~~
In The Winner's Circle..... is .... The Maiden --> CRUZAN
........ 
**A great win for the COLTS today.....
**AND The Fillies pick up the Grid-Iron Team Award
Fillies = $228.60 ........ Colts = $188.70
Booze Hounds, Bad Behavior, Thieves,
Questionable Substances and Equipment.....
What kind of Circus Freak Show is this anyway???
MM TURKEY TROT RESULTS:
-$$-OFFICIAL TOTALS-$$-
**Report any errors to ---> The Grumpy CatZilla in Charge
1st ~ CRUZAN -------------> $69.90
2nd ~ CATALINA ----------> $65.90 -{ Bridesmaid 2016 }
3rd ~ TIGER DANCER ------> $53.90
4th ~ CIGARSHOP ----------> $51.10
~~ALSO RAN~~
RAVEN ----------------> $44.40
THUNDER CAT --------> $42.60
DUSTY -----------------> $37.10
RUFFIAN --------------> $29.10 {Just knocked outta the Cat-House}
BLUNNY --------------> $23.30
**Wins KEY to the "BUNNY HUTCH" / DOG HOUSE
Before heading off to the parties in the Dog-House and Penthouse
The Gang all got together to feast and celebrate.
Much Thanks And Appreciation to our Wonderful Horse Gang
**RACE CALL AND GRAPHICS BY: ~TIGER DANCER~ [/font]
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