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MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 11/15 *RESULTS* @ AQUEDUCT

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MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 11/15 *RESULTS* @ AQUEDUCT

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 6:35 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY WHO HOPPED HIS WAY
INTO THE WINNER CIRCLE WITH CONFIDENCE & AUTHORITY!

VENUE CHOICE: AQUEDUCT

POST TIME: 12:20 PM ET //11:20 CT // 10:20 MT // 9:20 PT

SCOREKEEPER

SCORING FROM YE OLE CAT HOUSE WILL BE THE YO-YO-MAMA ~
AKA DUSTY BOUNCING BACK FROM HER VICTORY RIGHT INTO
THE CATNIP & CHIPPENDALE PLEASURE PALACE!

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
ALWAYS WISE TO DO
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERR & SEE D.Q. :cry:

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 11/15 *RESULTS* @ AQUEDUCT

Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:28 pm
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**

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MIDWEEK MAYHEM: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FILLY CATS -VS- COLT DOGS

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The ''Battle of the Sexes''
Was hardly a ''Battle'' at all
The Colts were all on Fire
They Rallied To answer the call

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The Filly Cats were Lethargic
No Fire was in their form
They'd rather be off sleeping
In their Kitty beds so warm

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The Raven even showed up
He Cried ''Forever More''
As he flew on by the Fillys
Saying: I Won't let you score!

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Ruffian Forgot To Wake Cheetah
Who Slept Back In The Stall
Without That Jungle Power
She Was Useless After All

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Dusty with the Pledge in hand
But Her heart was just not in it
She gave up trying way too soon
With No effort to try -&- win it

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Cigarshop was not so speedy
Just Ambling along for awhile
But When the Finish Line Came
We did not see him smile

Image ... WHY THE LONG FACE :lol:


Thunder Cat had Arrived
With Some Energy To Spare
She Gave It all she could
But At The Line, She Wasn't There

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Catalina then strolled in
Not lookin very Purrrky
Chewin On a Little Piece
Of Feline Catnip Jerky

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Real Quiet Brought His 'A' Game
And He Made It very clear
That At The Finish Line
This Colt Would be quite near

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Poor Tiger Dancer Had No Roar
This Feline Hardly Danced
She Trailed The Field right from the start
She Never Stood A Chance

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She struggled badly from the start
Her Form was just a Mess
And After it all was over
She Feathered A Goose Egg Nest!

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Blunny the Defending Champion
Was Determined to Repeat
The Energizer Blunny Came
With Wings upon his feet

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He Had no competition
The Fillys were mostly lame
Maybe too much Catnip
Was what deterred their game

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So as the sun was setting
The Colts stood Proud & Wise
They Even had 'Predicted' this
So for them, no big surprise!

Image PER RQ: "THE COLTS"


The Ending of this BOTS Day came
An Impressive Racing Story
A Powerful Colt Dog Trifecta
With All The Fame & Glory!

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3 COLTS AT THE WIRE
6 CATS IN THEIR BEDS
DREAMING OF MOUSIES
IN SLEEPY CAT HEADS
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$$-OFFICIAL TOTALS-$$


(DC) BLUNNY === $58.20 **{Repeat Winner}

RAVEN === $48.40

REAL QUIET === $44.50

THUNDER CAT === $42.00
*Steals The Precious + Preventing A Colt Superfecta!


ALSO RAN (Tho Not Much)


CIGARSHOP === $35.90

CATALINA === $25.30

DUSTY === $15.70

RUFFIAN === $2.20
(*Major Grumpy Cat Grumbling Over Missing A Golden Goose Egg)

TIGER DANCER ===> BIG FAT GOLDEN GOOSE EGG

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~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
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