MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 11/15 *RESULTS* @ AQUEDUCT

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS TO THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY WHO HOPPED HIS WAY
INTO THE WINNER CIRCLE WITH CONFIDENCE & AUTHORITY!

VENUE CHOICE: AQUEDUCT

POST TIME: 12:20 PM ET //11:20 CT // 10:20 MT // 9:20 PT

SCOREKEEPER

SCORING FROM YE OLE CAT HOUSE WILL BE THE YO-YO-MAMA ~
AKA DUSTY BOUNCING BACK FROM HER VICTORY RIGHT INTO
THE CATNIP & CHIPPENDALE PLEASURE PALACE!

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
ALWAYS WISE TO DO
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERR & SEE D.Q.

[RUFFIAN]

**RESULTS**


MIDWEEK MAYHEM: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FILLY CATS -VS- COLT DOGS




The ''Battle of the Sexes''
Was hardly a ''Battle'' at all
The Colts were all on Fire
They Rallied To answer the call




The Filly Cats were Lethargic
No Fire was in their form
They'd rather be off sleeping
In their Kitty beds so warm




The Raven even showed up
He Cried ''Forever More''
As he flew on by the Fillys
Saying: I Won't let you score!




Ruffian Forgot To Wake Cheetah
Who Slept Back In The Stall
Without That Jungle Power
She Was Useless After All




Dusty with the Pledge in hand
But Her heart was just not in it
She gave up trying way too soon
With No effort to try -&- win it




Cigarshop was not so speedy
Just Ambling along for awhile
But When the Finish Line Came
We did not see him smile

... WHY THE LONG FACE


Thunder Cat had Arrived
With Some Energy To Spare
She Gave It all she could
But At The Line, She Wasn't There




Catalina then strolled in
Not lookin very Purrrky
Chewin On a Little Piece
Of Feline Catnip Jerky




Real Quiet Brought His 'A' Game
And He Made It very clear
That At The Finish Line
This Colt Would be quite near




Poor Tiger Dancer Had No Roar
This Feline Hardly Danced
She Trailed The Field right from the start
She Never Stood A Chance




She struggled badly from the start
Her Form was just a Mess
And After it all was over
She Feathered A Goose Egg Nest!




Blunny the Defending Champion
Was Determined to Repeat
The Energizer Blunny Came
With Wings upon his feet




He Had no competition
The Fillys were mostly lame
Maybe too much Catnip
Was what deterred their game




So as the sun was setting
The Colts stood Proud & Wise
They Even had 'Predicted' this
So for them, no big surprise!

PER RQ: "THE COLTS"


The Ending of this BOTS Day came
An Impressive Racing Story
A Powerful Colt Dog Trifecta
With All The Fame & Glory!




3 COLTS AT THE WIRE
6 CATS IN THEIR BEDS
DREAMING OF MOUSIES
IN SLEEPY CAT HEADS



$$-OFFICIAL TOTALS-$$


(DC) BLUNNY === $58.20 **{Repeat Winner}

RAVEN === $48.40

REAL QUIET === $44.50

THUNDER CAT === $42.00
*Steals The Precious + Preventing A Colt Superfecta!


ALSO RAN (Tho Not Much)


CIGARSHOP === $35.90

CATALINA === $25.30

DUSTY === $15.70

RUFFIAN === $2.20
(*Major Grumpy Cat Grumbling Over Missing A Golden Goose Egg)

TIGER DANCER ===> BIG FAT GOLDEN GOOSE EGG





~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~