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SUPURRR BC SATURDAY ~ 11/4 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:33 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO THE FILLY ON FIRE LATELY ~ ~ ~ DUSTY
WHO YET AGAIN MANAGED TO DUST THE COMPETITION ONLY
THIS TIME, IN SPOOKTACULAR, SHE HAD THE ADVANTAGE OF
THE T.A.R.D.I.S TRANSPORTATION DEVICE TO THE WINNER CIRCLE 
VENUE: GEE --- I WONDER WHERE?
MMMMMMMMMMM LET ME MEWS ON THAT FOR A MOMENT ~
O YEH ~ THAT'S RIGHT ~ IT'S BREEDER'S CUP DAY! DUH
DEL MAR
OUR FEATURE EVENT: TURN BACK THE CLOCKS S.
POST TIMES: 10:10 AM PACIFIC (10-10 Needs Eye Exam!)
11:10 AM MT // 12:10 AM CT // 1:10 PM EST
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
TO ERRR THEN SEE D.Q. 
Re: SUPURRR BC SATURDAY ~ 11/4 *RESULTS* @ DEL MAR
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 2:24 am
by RUFFIAN
**BC RESULTS**
GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO SUPURRR SATURDAY
AT DELIGHTFUL DEL MAR
WHERE SURF MEETS TURF
OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY WILL BE:
THE ''TURN BACK THE CLOCKS'' STAKES
DUE TO A FEW LATE SCRATCHES,
WE WILL HAVE 8 TO CHALLENGE
DEFENDING CHAMP -- DUSTY
RUNNING TO REPEAT HER LAST VICTORY
WE SEE 8 IN THE GATE WAITING PATIENTLY
FOR 'MS FUSSY-FILLY' ~ AKA DUSTY
TO DECIDE SHE WANTS TO GO IN!
SOMETHING SEEMS TO BE BOTHERING OUR CHAMP TODAY BUT
AFTER A QUICK VET EXAM ~ NOTHING FOUND SO IN SHE GOES!
AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'TURN BACK THE CLOCK' STAKES ....
IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD
AS REAL QUIET FINDS HIMSELF LOOKING LIKE
A 'FILLY SAMMICH' BETWEEN RUFFIAN AND THUNDER CAT
BUT THE QUIRKY COLT DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND -- 
POST TIME MIKE IS NEXT ABOUT 4 LENGTHS BACK
HE IS FOLLOWED BY PEEPTOAD ~ BLUNNY ~ CIGARSHOP
WHO ARE JUST AHEAD OF CATALINA
FAR BACK WE SEE DUSTY -- WHO STALLED WHEN HER GATE OPENED,
YIELDING A HUGE ADVANTAGE TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
WITH A DYNAMIC DISPLAY OF POWER,
REAL QUIET HAS LEFT THE REST OF THE FIELD STUNNED
AS HE ACCELERATED LIKE A ROCKET TO MARS
WITH FEROCIOUSLY FAST FRACTIONS!
THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE NOW PLAYING A NEW VERSION OF
''CATCH HIM IF YA CAN!''
DOING EXACTLY THAT, IT'S NOW PEEPTOAD
WITH HER OWN FIERCE FILLY FRACTIONS
THAT HAS MOVED RIGHT UP WITHIN
ABOUT 7 LENGTHS OF THE COLT AT THE FRONT
BUT NOT TO BE OUTDONE, CATALINA IS MAKING HER OWN
PRESENCE KNOWN AS SHE HAS NOT ONLY CAUGHT UP TO
PEEPTOAD, BUT HAS GONE RIGHT ON BY HER & NOW TAKING OVER
THE 2nd SPOT ~ BUT STILL FAR BEHIND THE COLT IN THE LEAD
RUFFIAN IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY THUNDER CAT -&- BLUNNY
IT'S FAR BACK TO POST TIME MIKE & CIGARSHOP
WHO ARE FOLLOWED BY DUSTY
WHO IS MEANDERING ALL OVER THE TRACK,
ALMOST COLLIDING WITH CIGARSHOP!
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
REAL QUIET IS SO FAR IN FRONT IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE ARE
WATCHING AN EXHIBITION BY THE FORMER HOTY AS HE HAS
ACCELERATED EVEN MORE, SEPARATING HIMSELF FROM
THE REST OF THE FIELD BY ABOUT 15 LENGTHS
SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS AT ALL OF SLOWING DOWN!
THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE NOW RUNNING
FOR A PIECE OF THE PURSE MONEY
UNLESS SOMEONE HAS A ''SECRET WEAPON'' WITH ENOUGH
POWER TO CATCH THE RUNAWAY COLT IN THE LEAD!
DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
REAL QUIET PUTTING ON QUITE A DEMONSTRATION OF POWER
CATALINA -&- PEEPTOAD, NECK -&- NECK, ARE NEXT
NOW WITH AN IMPRESSIVE SURGE OF SPEED OF THEIR OWN ~
CLOSING THE GAP QUICKLY ON THE FRONT RUNNING COLT
SUDDENLY RUFFIAN APPEARS TO HAVE AWAKENED HER
''INNER CHEETAH'' ~ WHO HAD BEEN NAPPING SINCE THE TOP OF
THE STRETCH, BUT NOW IS GAINING GROUND WITH EVERY STRIDE
THERE IS A HUGE GAP BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD
BLUNNY ~ THUNDER CAT ~ CIGARSHOP -&- POST TIME MIKE
DUSTY IS STRUGGLING AND IT APPEARS SHE IS BEING EASED
IN THE FINAL FURLONGS TO THE WIRE
AND WILL BE CHECKED OUT BACK AT THE BARN
~ UPDATES WILL FOLLOW LATER ON ~
WITH THE FINISH LINE IN SIGHT ~
REAL QUIET HAS SUDDENLY SHOCKED
THE 3 FILLYS ON HIS TAIL -- AS HE ONCE AGAIN HAS
SURGED WITH SUPERSONIC SPEED INCREASING HIS LEAD!
CATALINA -&- PEEPTOAD, NECK -&- NECK
WILL NEED A PHOTO TO DECIDE
THE PLACE -&- SHOW MONEY
RUFFIAN WELL AHEAD OF THE REST
EASILY STEALS THE PRECIOUS
A HUGE STANDING OVATION -&- APPLAUSE
AS REAL QUIET CROSSES THE FINISH LINE
WITH AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF EXCELLENCE ~
A GATE TO WIRE MASTERPIECE
BY A COLT DEFYING HIS OWN NAME
OF BEING 'REAL QUIET'
$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
1st ~ REAL QUIET === $162.80
*Reminding His Loyal Fans How He Won HOTY 2015
*Another ''Yo-Yo-Dude Award'' = Last 10/28 to First Today
~CHAMPION~ 
2nd ~ PEEPTOAD === $127.60
*Impressive Speed Gate To Wire:
An Effort Worthy Of Winning Most Days!
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~
3rd ~ CATALINA === $123.20
*Just A Kitty Whisker Loss Of 2nd ~ Supurrrb Effort
~FLOWER-BEARER~
4th ~ RUFFIAN === $82.00
*Fast Out Of The Gate, Mid-Race Falter ~ Regained Power In Stretch
~RING-BEARER~ 
~~ ALSO RAN ~~
BLUNNY === $45.00
THUNDER CAT === $36.80
CIGARSHOP === $31.80
POST TIME MIKE === $29.40
(DC) DUSTY === $9.60
Yo-Yo-Mama Award = 1st 10/28 To Last Today
Vanned Off ~ To Prevent Any Additional Issues
** Exam Revealed A Stone Caught In Her Front Hoof!
She Appears To Be In 'Good Spirits' & Will Be Released Shortly
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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM DEL MAR
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
** NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE **
~~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~~
