Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Posted: **Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:18 pm**

CONGRATS TO THUNDER CAT WHO ROARED HER WAY GATE TO WIRE
IN WHAT APPEARED MORE LIKE AN EXHIBITION THAN A RACE ~
LEAVING HER CHALLENGERS WONDERING WHAT HER TRAINER
INCLUDES IN HER DAILY FEED?

DUE TO NOT HEARING BACK FROM THUNDER CAT BY THE DEADLINE TIME
REGARDING THE VENUE CHOICE ~ ~ I HAVE CHOSEN THE TRACK

VENUE: PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS (ERIE, PENNSYLVANIA)

POST TIME: 5:25 EDT

SCOREKEEPER

LOST IN A CATNIP FOG WILL BE RUFFIAN WHO ALSO APPEARS
TO BE DEVELOPING AN 'ADDICTION' TO THAT CAT HOUSE!
QUESTION IS THO, ~ IS IT THE CATNIP OR THE CHIPPENDALES?
WE MAY NEVER KNOW!

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
CAUSE IF YA DON'T & ERRR
U COULD JUST SEE D.Q.
(And That Ain't Dairy Queen!)

Posted: **Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:45 pm**

**RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM BOTS DAY
COMING TO YOU FROM PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS 'THE AshAvAri STAKES'
HONORING THE TRACK SUPURRR-INTENDENT'S CAT'S BIRTHDAY

DEFENDING CHAMPION ~THUNDER CAT~
WILL HAVE 7 CHALLENGERS
TO TRY -&- PREVENT A REPEAT WIN TODAY

THE HORSES ARE ALL STANDING CALMLY
AWAITING RUFFIAN TO DECIDE TO ENTER HER GATE
APPARENTLY SHOWING NO INTEREST IN DOING SO
WHICH HAS BEEN HER ROUTINE LATELY
PERHAPS REMINDING HER FANS OF HER MAMA: SHENANIGANS!

FINALLY SHE HAS BEEN 'CONVINCED' TO GO ON IN
AND WE ARE READY TO RUN

THEY'RE OFF IN THE AshAvAri STAKES .....

LIKE A JUNGLE CAT GOING FROM QUIET STEALTH MODE TO
SUPURRR--SONIC SPEED ~ 0--> 40 IN A HEARTBEAT ~
TIGER DANCER HAS LEFT THE FIELD IN HER WAKE
AS SHE ROARS HEADING TOWARDS THE TURN

~~~

SHE HAS SEPARATED HERSELF BY AT LEAST 15+ LENGTHS

A TRIO BEHIND HER TRYING TO CATCH UP
BUT NOT GAINING GROUND
DUSTY ~ KY BLUE CATS ~ CATALINA

REAL QUIET IS A COUPLE OF LENGTHS BEHIND THAT TRIO
ALONG WITH BLUNNY WHO IS STARTING TO SHOW SOME SPEED

THUNDER CAT AND RUFFIAN TRAIL THE FIELD IN THE EARLY GOING

~ OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME ~

TIGER DANCER STILL IN COMMAND LEADS THE WAY

KY BLUE CATS -&- BLUNNY
ARE GAINING ON THE FIERCE FILLY IN FRONT

REAL QUIET CONTINUES TO MOVE ALONG
JUST IN BEHIND THAT DUO

CATALINA IS NEXT FOLLOWED BY
DUSTY -&- THUNDER CAT

A SUPURRR SLOW RUFFIAN IS EVEN FARTHER BACK
AND WHO APPARENTLY LEFT HER 'INNER CHEETAH'
SNOOZING BACK AT THE BARN

~ THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ~

TIGER DANCER IS BEGINNING TO LOOK A BIT LEG WEARY
HAVING SET BLISTERING FRACTIONS RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE

BLUNNY IS MOVING UP QUICKLY AND NOW IS ONLY 4 LENGTHS BACK

KY BLUE CATS IS STAYING RIGHT WITH BLUNNY
AS REAL QUIET HAS JOINED HIM
AND THE 3 COLTS HAVE A TENACIOUS TIGER TO CATCH

~ AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME ~

TIGER DANCER FINDING ANOTHER GEAR HAS REGAINED MOMENTUM
BUT SO HAS BLUNNY WHO NOW IS RIGHT AT HER TAIL!

WHAT BEGAN AS A FREAKY FAST RUNAWAY FILLY AT THE FRONT ~
HAS NOW TURNED INTO A TRUE ''BATTLE OF THE SEXES'' RACE

KY BLUE CATS IS ONLY 2 LENGTHS BEHIND BLUNNY
WITH REAL QUIET RIGHT AT HIS TAIL

BUT THE EXCITEMENT IS ALL AT THE FRONT WHERE A TENACIOUS
TIGER DANCER IS SHOWING A DYNAMIC DETERMINATON

BLUNNY EQUALLY DETERMINED HAS HIS EYE ON THE TIGER

KY BLUE CATS IS STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP WITH THE FIERCE
FILLY AT THE FRONT -&- THE COURAGEOUS COLT AT HER TAIL

THE CROWD IS GOING WILD AS THE FILLY FIERCE -&- ON FIRE AND
THE QUICKENING COLT REACH THE WIRE TOGETHER ~
TOO CLOSE TO CALL!

~~

STEWARDS EXAMINING THE REPLAY

OFFICIAL RESULTS SHOW THE EYE OF THE TIGER HAD 20/20
PURRRFECT VISION BUT ONLY BY A SLIM KITTY WHISKER

~~TIGER DANCES TO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE~~
WINNING BOTS FOR THE FILLYS

$$-OFFICIAL ORDER-$$
REPORT OBJECTIONS TO TRACK SUPURR-INTENDENT:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

1st ~ TIGER DANCER === $55.10

2nd ~ BLUNNY ==== $52.70

3rd ~ KY BLUE CATS === $46.30

4th ~ REAL QUIET === $41.00 (Another Gold Ring For His Collection)

~ ALSO RAN ~

CATALINA == $36.40 (*Off Long Lay Off)

DUSTY == $23.50

(DC) THUNDER CAT == $21.80

RUFFIAN == $13.00 (Ironically, Her FAVE Number 13)
*An Intervention For Catnip Addiction May Be On The Horizon
~~~

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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS
HAVE A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
THE LIFE U SAVE, MAY BE YOUR OWN!
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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

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