Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Posted: **Thu Jul 13, 2017 12:24 pm**

CONGRATS TO THE DANCING TIGER WHO ONCE AGAIN DID
HER OWN ZENYATTA IMPERSONATION CLOSING LIKE A
TORNADO FROM THE CLOUDS & SHOCKING DUSTY & STARK!

VENUE CHOICE WAS A TOSS UP TUFF DECISION
DELAWARE OR INDIANA GRAND
VALID REASONS FOR EACH BUT THE FINAL CHOICE IS
INDIANA GRAND

POST TIME: R1 = 6:05 PM EDT

STAKES
Race 3 $100,000 Indiana General Assembly Distaff S. 1 1/16 Miles Turf 10 7:01 PM

Race 5 $100,000 Warrior Veterans S. 1 1/16 Miles Turf 9 7:57 PM
Race 6 $100,000 Mari Hulman George S. 1 1/16 Miles Dirt 9 8:25 PM
Race 7 $100,000 Michael G. Schaefer Memorial S. 1 Mile 70 Yards Dirt 8 8:53 PM
Race 8 $200,000 Indiana Oaks 1 1/16 Miles Dirt 8 9:21 PM
Race 9 $500,000 Indiana Derby 1 1/16 Miles Dirt 11 9:49 PM

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THAN ERRR & SEE D.Q.

Posted: **Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:04 pm**

IRASCIBLE ~ IMPOSSIBLE & IDIOTIC @ INDIANA

A Happy 'Moment Of Triumph'
I Once Had So 'Long Ago'
When My Longshots Had Come In
To The Winner Circle I Did Go

But Lately Now It Seems
My Choices Are All Wrong
It's Doubtful I'll Be Singing
A Victory Gallop Song

R1>>> 6 4 3 7 10 (*TUFFEST CHOICE OF ALL)
WEDDING DAY KITTEN

MOMENT OF TRIUMPH
KARMA
GREY QUEEN

R2 >>> 8 6 1 4 3
SPY DANCER

HAWK EYE JUSTICE
SHADOW OF JUSTICE

R3 >>> 10 7 2 4 9
BE PLAYFUL
(Adds Years To Your Life!)

RES IPSA
SKY MY SKY

R4 >>> 4 5 8 3 2 (A Story Of Life)
LONG AGO (When Heart Was Happy)

BROKEN PROMISE
EPIC JOURNEY

R5 >>> 2 8 3 5 1
SPECIAL OPS

WESTERN RESERVE (*DBL ENT R7)
PLEUVEN
CHOCOLATE RIDE

R6 >>> 8 6 7 3 5 (VERY TUFF CHOICE)
IMPROV (Distorted Humor = Fave Sire)

TIGER MOTH
MINER'S CAT

R7 >>> 5 8 7 2 4
WARDEN OF THE WEST

WESTERN RESERVE (Dbl Ent R5)
MONEY FLOWS (With These Pix?)
EAGLE

R8 >>> 1 7 6 4 8
OVERTURE

WICKED LICK
STONETACULAR

R9 >>> 3 9 11 8 7
WILD SHOT (Will Be If This One Wins)

UNTRAPPED
WATCH ME WHIP

R10 >>> 6 7 2 10 12 (Tuff Choice)
INSTANT CONQUEST

IMA LIL DEVIL
HAM CAT

=^,,^=

Posted: **Mon Jul 17, 2017 9:57 am**

**RESULTS**

GOOD EVENING -&- WELCOME TO
SUPURRR~SATURDAY AT INDIANA GRAND

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS:
THE HOOSIER~HOOTENANNY STAKES

~~~

WE HAVE A DYNAMIC DOZEN READY TO RUN
AS 11 OF THEM TRY TO STOP THE TIGER FROM
ANOTHER 'QUIK-STEP DANCE' TO THE WIRE VICTORY

A "HOOTENANNY -- HAPPY TO SEE YA BACK HELLO" --> TO REAL QUIET
RETURNING TODAY FROM A BRIEF LAY OFF FOR R -&- R

11 ARE STANDING QUIETLY IN THE GATE
WAITING FOR CIGARSHOP TO SETTLE DOWN
AND STOP BEING A NAUGHTY BOY

WE ARE FINALLY READY TO RUN

AND THEY'RE OFF -- IN THE HOOSIER HOOTENANNY STAKES....

IT'S A FILLY DUO LEADING THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
CATALINA -&- EL PRADO HAVE SEPARATED THEMSELVES
FROM THE REST BY 15 LENGTHS LEAVING THE OTHERS
WONDERING IF THEIR GATE HAD MALFUNCTIONED!

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

NOW IT'S RUFFIAN WHO LET HER 'INNER CHEETAH' OUT EARLY
TAKING TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD
AS POST TIME MIKE IS GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
MOVING UP WITHIN A LENGTH OF THE FREAKY FAST FILLY IN FRONT

IT'S 15 LENGTHS BACK TO CATALINA -&- EL PRADO

REAL QUIET -&- STARK ARE STARTING TO PICK UP SPEED

IT IS A HUGE WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE FIELD -- WHO
ARE SHOWING NO SIGNS YET OF INTEREST IN RUNNING
BLUNNY ~ THUNDER CAT ~ DUSTY ~
TIGER DANCER ~ PEEPTOAD -&- CIGARSHOP

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

RUFFIAN IS ALONE ON THE LEAD REMINDING HER FANS
OF WHY HER NICKNAME IS 'THE CHEETAH' AS SHE HAS
SEPARATED HERSELF FROM THE FIELD BY DAYLIGHT

EL PRADO HAS FOUND HER BEST STRIDE AND HAS NOW
FLOWN RIGHT PAST POST TIME MIKE TO MOVE INTO 2nd

TIGER DANCER FINALLY REMEMBERS SHE IS TRYING TO
REPEAT HER LAST WINNING EFFORT AND HAS DANCED
HER WAY INTO CONTENTION ~ JUST IN BEHIND EL PRADO

CATALINA IS FINDING MORE
AND IS WITHIN A LENGTH OF TIGER DANCER
BOTH WITH A SHOT AT SOME MONEY

THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE PLAYING A SLOW GAME OF
'I THINK I CAN ~ I THINK I CAN ~ OK MAYBE NOT?'

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

RUFFIAN PUTTING ON A SHOW OF SPEED -&- POWER
BUT EL PRADO IS NOT THRU YET AND SUDDENLY
HAS FOUND ANOTHER GEAR CLOSING QUICKLY ON
THE FRISKY FIERY FAST FILLY IN FRONT

TIGER DANCER -&- CATALINA
LOCKED IN A MATCH RACE OF THEIR OWN
FOR 3rd PLACE MONEY AND/OR THE PRECIOUS

POST TIME MIKE STILL SHOWING GOOD ENERGY
WITH A SLIM PICKINS CHANCE OF SOME PURSE MONEY

REAL QUIET IS NEXT BUT NOT SHOWING ENOUGH SPEED TO BE
IN CONTENTION BUT A DECENT EFFORT AFTER A LAY OFF

BLUNNY -&- THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT

FARTHER BACK ARE DUSTY -&- STARK FOLLOWED BY
PEEPTOAD AND CIGARSHOP WHO NEVER FIRED AT ALL

RUFFIAN IS STARTING TO LOOK JUST A LITTLE BIT LEG WEARY
AFTER SETTING FURIOUSLY FAST FRACTIONS FOR MOST OF
THE RACE WHICH NOW HAS OPENED THE DOOR FOR EL PRADO
WHO IS MOVING LIKE A METEOR AND HAS TURNED THIS INTO
A MATCH RACE OF SPEED -&- POWER

THE DYNAMIC DUO HEAD FOR THE WIRE STRIDE FOR STRIDE ~
NECK AND NECK ~ NEITHER FILLY GIVING UP OR GIVING IN

CAN RUFFIAN URGE HER INNER CHEETAH TO FIND JUST A LITTLE MORE
CAN EL PRADO DIG DEEP FOR ONE FINAL SURGE TO WIN

THE ANSWER IS BLOWIN IN THE WIND

AND WILL BE DISCOVERED IN A PHOTO....

**HOLD ALL TICKETS**
OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
TRAINERS OUT ON THE FIELD / JOCKEYS ON THE PHONES

LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
OBJECTIONS HAVE BEEN DISMISSED

EL PRADO INDEED FOUND JUST ENOUGH
TO PUT HER NOSE ON THE WIRE AHEAD OF RUFFIAN
WHOSE CHEETAH JUST COULDN'T FIND
THAT LAST BIT OF POWER NEEDED TO PREVAIL
AFTER WHAT WAS AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF SPECTACULAR SPEED

TIGER DANCER LACKED ENOUGH QUIK-STEP MOVES TO WIN
BUT DOES HOLD ON FOR 3rd PLACE MONEY

CATALINA STEALS THE PRECIOUS -- WITH AN EYE OUT FOR GOLLUM
LAST SEEN LURKING IN THE SHED ROW BUSHES

$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$

1st ~ EL PRADO ====== $118.00
~WINNER~

2nd ~ RUFFIAN ======= $110.80
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~

3rd ~ (DC) TIGER DANCER == $88.80
~FLOWER-BEARER~

4th ~ CATALINA === $82.60
~BLING-BEARER~

===ALSO RAN===

POST TIME MIKE == $68.40

REAL QUIET == $51.80 *Game Effort After Lay Off

BLUNNY === $43.50

THUNDER CAT == $40.50

DUSTY === $38.60

STARK === $33.80

PEEPTOAD === $16.10

CIGARSHOP === $3.00
{Almost A Golden Goose Egg!} **Repeat Trip To The Dog House
$3 BUCKS = Maybe Enough For A Beer or $1 Each For 3 Dancers??

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IT WILL BE A HOOSIER-HOOTENANNY-PENTHOUSE PARTY --
~~HOSTED BY FOUR FABULOUSLY FAST FILLYS!~~

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND A
SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME!
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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

~~SORRY FOLKS ..... WOULDA POSTED SOONER
BUT IT WAS A VERY BUSY SUNDAY!!
BINGE WATCHING -- GAME OF THRONES --
PREPARING FOR THE EVENINGS SEASON PREMIER~~

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