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MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/12 *RESULTS* @ DELAWARE PARK
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 12:15 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO THE "ENERGIZER BLUNNY" WHOSE BATTERY WAS
CHARGED UP TO THE MAX AS HE HELD OFF A LATE CHALLENGE
BY STARK THE SHARK AND CIGARSHOP
WINNER VENUE CHOICE: DELAWARE PARK ==> R1--8 ONLY
* DO NOT INCLUDE R9 = Arabians
POST TIME: 1:15 PM EDT
SCOREKEEPER
CONTENT WITH CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES, RUFFIAN WILL BE
CLAWING ON HER CALCULATOR AS SHE CALCULATES YOUR
PERFORMANCES ~ POSTING RESULTS ON THURSDAY
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE D.Q. 
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/12 *RESULTS* @ DELAWARE PARK
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2017 10:13 am
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**
Good Afternoon & Welcome To Midweek Mayhem
Our Feature Event will be:
The Criminal Type Birthday Stakes ~
In Memory Of Our Departed Friend
~~~ 
We will have 8 to challenge the Defending Champ -- Blunny
The Horses are standing quietly -&- We Are Ready to Run
And Awaaaaaaaaay They Go --- In The CT Birthday Stakes...
It's a Big Cat Duo taking the Early Lead
As Ruffian -&- Tiger Dancer lead the field into the turn
Thunder Cat, Cigarshop, El Prado -&- Blunny
are only a length back
Trailing the field in the early going are
Dusty, Catalina -&- Stark
OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME
Ruffian let her 'Inner Cheetah' come out to run
And now is alone on the lead
Tiger Dancer did not handle the turn well
losing her earlier momentum
Thunder Cat quickly took advantage of that
and is just a half length behind the front running Filly
Tiger Dancer is just a length back and Blunny is just off of her tail
It's another few lengths back to
Cigarshop, Stark, Catalina -&- Dusty
And now El Prado is alone at the back of the field
AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
Ruffian -&- Thunder Cat ~
neck and neck in Command of the lead
Dusty -&- Blunny about 5 Lengths back but not gaining on the Filly Duo
It's another 3 lengths back to Cigarshop, Stark -&- Tiger Dancer
El Prado -&- Catalina Are FAR back losing touch with the Field
DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
IT's Ruffian -&- Thunder Cat
with a New Version Of 'Big Cat Diary' -- lead the way
Dusty -&- Blunny locked in a battle of their own
The Wire Looms Just Ahead as the 2 Frisky Fast Fillys
leave the rest of the field eating dust
Will We Have A Big Cat Dead Heat At The Wire?
Thunder Cat Decided The Answer -- with one final surge of speed
to put her dainty nose on the wire first ~ just ahead of Ruffian
Dusty by a tiny whisker just wins the battle with Blunny for the Show Spot
Perhaps that was intentional ....
as once again, Blunny steals The Precious!
Rumor has it that he has been seen in secret meetings with Gollum
**FILLY TRIFECTA**
$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
1st ~ THUNDER CAT ==== $61.50 
2nd ~ RUFFIAN ======= $50.70
3rd ~ DUSTY ======== $38.70
4th ~ (DC) BLUNNY ==== $37.70
(*And Yet Another Golden Ring!)
===ALSO RAN===
CIGARSHOP === $29.20
DH --> STARK === $28.60
DH --> TIGER DANCER == $28.60
EL PRADO === $15.70
CATALINA === $11.20
*Wins The Key To The Cat House
Calculator, Catnip -&- Chippendales
~~~ 
**2 -- For Double Checking her Totals
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A Special Unique Event Took Place After This Race
The Results are as Follows:
1st Place = Camel who runs extra fast on Hump Day
~~~ 
2nd Place = Cheshire Cat
3rd Place = Ostrich
4th Place = Bunny
Bringing Up The Rear were: Goat, Turtle, Guinea Pig, -&- Snail
We Now Bid You A Good Evening From Delaware Park
Drive Safe ~ Sober & Leave Your Cell Phone Tucked Away!
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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~