GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE 2016 MEOW MIX AWARDS
COMING TO YOU FROM THE MGM GRAND IN LAS VEGAS
WHERE OUR THEME THIS YEAR IS "ALL FELINE -&- FABULOUS"!
WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT OUR MASTER OF CEREMONIES
FOR THIS YEAR -- FROM THE LION KING ~ MUFASA ~
BEFORE WE BEGIN THE AWARDS PRESENTATIONS
PLEASE TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO THE RED CARPET
WHERE WE WELCOME **THE SHINING STARS OF 2016**
SUNGLASSES MAY BE NEEDED WITH SO MUCH
SPARKLE ~ BLING ~ BEDAZZLED ~ GLITZ AND GLAM
~ THE POST PARADE IS STARTING ~
A HUSH FALLS OVER THE CROWD AS ALL EYES ARE NOW FOCUSED
ON THE RED CARPET AND THE 2016 PARADE OF STARS
LEADING THEM OUT IS OUR CURRENT HORSE OF THE YEAR:
~REAL QUIET~
HE IS FOLLOWED BY:
CATALINA ~ 2015 SUPURRR SATURDAY CHAMPION + 2014 CO-HOTY
CRIMINAL TYPE ~ HOTY 2014, 2013 / 2011 + FROSTED WHISKER
RUFFIAN ~ 2014 BOTS CHAMPION
TIGER DANCER ~ REPEAT WINNER OF THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD
CIGARSHOP ~ LOST IN THE FOG WINNER
DUSTY ~ 2010 HOTY
POST TIME MIKE ~ 2015 CAIXA ELETRONICA TROPHY
BLUNNY ~ 2015 RISEN STAR RECIPIENT
PEEPTOAD
JOHN HENRY
STARK
OAKLAWN CAPPER
RAVEN
A STANDING OVATION AND THUNDERING APPLAUSE AS THE
STARS EXIT THE STAGE TO MAKE WAY FOR THE NEWLY
CROWNED 2016 AWARD WINNERS
**A SPECIAL MOMENT OF OBSERVANCE**
LIFE IS A JOURNEY OF PEAKS -&- VALLEYS ~ HIGHS AND LOWS
WITH THE HIGHS OF YEAR END AWARDS CAME
THE LOWS OF LOSING TWO OF OUR SHINING STARS
JOHN HENRY: WITH US FOR SO MANY YEARS
ALWAYS A GENTLEMAN WITH A KIND WORD FOR ALL
CRIMINAL TYPE: 3 TIMES HOTY ~ FUNNY AND CLEVER
A MAN WHO HAD VERY LITTLE BUT WHATEVER HE HAD
HE WOULD SHARE WITH SOMEONE IN NEED
TWO SHINING STARS WHOSE BRIGHT LIGHTS WERE
EXTINGUISHED WAY TOO SOON WHO WILL BE GREATLY
MISSED EVERY TIME THE STARTING GATE OPENS
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FOR OUR FIRST AWARD OF THE EVENING: ~ ''DISTORTED HUMOR'' ~
DIRECT FROM WONDERLAND, -- THE CHESHIRE CAT --
WHO HOPEFULLY WILL ARRIVE WITH MORE THAN JUST A SMILE!
THIS YEAR WE HAVE A DOUBLE AWARD AS BOTH RECIPIENTS
HAVE DISPLAYED CLEVERNESS ~ IMAGINATION WITH A DOSE
OF TWISTED WIT TO EARN THE TITLE OF DISTORTED HUMOR!
ONCE AGAIN -- TIGER DANCER --IS A 3-PEAT WINNER
ALONG WITH NEWCOMER, -- STARK --
WHO ADDED HIS OWN BRAND OF WIT
OUR NEXT AWARD IS: ''THE LOST IN THE FOG''
HERE TO PRESENT THE TROPHY IS -- SCHROEDINGERS' CAT --
WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE VISIBLE?
~~~ THIS TROPHY IS BASED ON A VARIETY OF QUALIFICATIONS
WITH THE MOST COMMON ONE BEING: WINNING WITH THE LEAST AMOUNT OF $$
THIS YEAR'S WINNER IS: ~ RUFFIAN ~
GAINING A VICTORY WITH $51.80
A VERY CLOSE RUNNER UP AWARD GOES TO ~ CIGARSHOP ~ WITH $51.90
ALMOST A DEAD HEAT!
OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE GOLLUM ~ AKA THE PRECIOUS
...THE RING BEARER FINISHING 4th MORE OFTEN THAN ANY OTHERS
A GOLDEN RING INSTEAD OF A TROPHY IS THE PRIZE
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE
FROM AUSTIN POWERS ~ MR BIGGLESWORTH ~
WHO DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCE, LOST ALL HIS HAIR!
THE RUNNER UP WITH 11 GOLDEN RINGS IS: ~REAL QUIET~
THIS YEAR WE HAVE A RUNAWAY WINNER
WITH A WHOPPING 17 GOLDEN RINGS --> ~BLUNNY~
FROM THE BEGINNING, HE SEEMED TO HAVE
HIS EYE ON THE ''PRECIOUS'' WEEK AFTER WEEK
AND WILL TAKE HOME THE COVETED PRIZE!
OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE BRIDESMAID OF THE YEAR
AS THE NAME IMPLIES, FINISHING RUNNER UP THE MOST
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME ~ TOODLES GALORE ~
WHO USUALLY IS SEEN HANGIN AROUND WITH TOM & JERRY
AND IS ACCUSTOMED TO PLAYING ''2nd FIDDLE'' TO THEM!
A DEAD HEAT FOR RUNNER UP WITH 11 BRIDESMAID'S GOWNS:
RUFFIAN ~ CRIMINAL TYPE -&- BLUNNY
THE WINNER, HAVING HUNG UP 13 GOWNS IS ==> CATALINA
OUR NEXT AWARD SOME MAY NOT CONSIDER TO BE AN 'HONOR'
THE CAT HOUSE TROPHY (FILLYS ONLY)
IS ACHIEVED BY FINISHING LAST MORE TIMES THAN ANY OTHER
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME ~TONY-THE-TIGER~
WHO PERSONALLY THINKS THIS TROPHY IS GRRRRREAT!
THE RUNNER UP THIS SEASON IS LAST YEAR'S WINNER ==> RUFFIAN
HAVING TAKEN UP RESIDENCE IN THE CAT HOUSE 11 TIMES
OUR WINNER, THO NO RELATION TO TONY IS ~TIGER DANCER~
WHO DANCED THE NIGHT AWAY WITH THE CHIPPENDALES 12 TIMES
THE MALE EQUIVALENT TO THE CAT HOUSE AWARD IS -- THE DOG HOUSE
PRESENTING THIS 'HONOR' WILL BE SOMEONE WHO IS VERY USED TO
LAYING AROUND DOING NOTHING BUT EAT, DRINK & NAP! ~GARFIELD~!
WINNING THIS AWARD FOR THE 4th YEAR IN A ROW
IS THE ~MASTER THIEF - CRIMINAL TYPE~
WHO WON THE KEY 17 TIMES
AND BY NOW PROBABLY HOLDS AN INTEREST IN THE MORTGAGE!
OUR FINAL AWARD -- BEFORE A BRIEF INTERMISSION WILL BE:
THE GOLDEN GOOSE
ACHIEVING THIS 'HONOR' IS NOT EASY AT ALL!
IT MEANS RUNNING ALL DAY -&- RETURNING WITH AN EMPTY PURSE
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE ~ ~ ~ THE ALWAYS STYLISH
~PUSS IN BOOTS~
WITH 1 GOLDEN EGG ==> CRIMINAL TYPE -&- POST TIME MIKE
WITH 2 GOLDEN EGGS EACH ==> RUFFIAN, CATALINA -&- TIGER DANCER
THE GRAND GOLDEN GOOSE EGG WINNER WITH 3 ==> JOHN HENRY
**STAY TUNED FOR -- PART 2**
~I GUESS WE KNOW WHO BROUGHT THE REFRESHMENTS~
**2016 MEOW MIX AWARDS -- PART 2**
AFTER A SHORT INTERMISSION
GIVING EVERYONE A CHANCE TO STRETCH LEGS
AND PARTAKE OF THE MEOW-MIX BUFFET
FEATURING A SUPURRRB ASSORTMENT OF
ANCHOVIES, FISH-STIX, LOBSTER TAIL,
KING CRAB LEGS -&- CATNIP COOKIES ~
WE ARE BACK NOW .... SO ON WITH THE SHOW!
OUR NEXT AWARD IS -- THE FROSTED WHISKER
THIS TROPHY IS HIGHLY REVERED
BECAUSE IN ORDER TO WIN IT,
IT MEANS THAT THE 1st 2 LEGS OF THE
VERY ELUSIVE 3-PEAT HAD BEEN WON,
WITH ONLY THE REMAINING 3rd ONE LEFT TO RUN -&- WIN
THE FROSTED WHISKER IS GIVEN TO ALL
WHO WIN THE FIRST TWO RACES, BUT THEN,
UNFORTUNATELY, LUCK RUNS OUT
TO PRESENT THE FROSTED WHISKERS TO ALL WHO EARNED IT
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE:
THE ONE -&- ONLY ~ GRUMPY CAT ~
WHOSE DEMEANOR DEFINITELY DEFINES THE MOOD OF
ALL THE RECIPIENTS WHO TRIED SO HARD ~ ONLY TO LOSE
WITH 1 FROSTED WHISKER EACH:
CRIMINAL TYPE / JOHN HENRY / POST TIME MIKE / DUSTY -&- CIGARSHOP
THE WINNER ....
SUFFERING THIS HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT
NOT ONCE BUT TWICE ---> ~ STARK ~
~A NICE TROPHY TO DISPLAY -AND- YOU CAN DRINK YOUR SORROWS AWAY~
OUR NEXT AWARD IS CALLED: BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
ALL YEAR LONG IT IS THE STRENGTH -&- POWER OF THE COLTS
VERSUS THE CLEVER -&- COURAGEOUS FIREY FILLYS!
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD PLEASE WELCOME
THE PARTNER IN CRIME TO SIR PUSS IN BOOTS
~ MISS KITTY SOFT PAWS ~
THIS SEASON IT WAS THE FILLYS WITH ALL THE POWER
THE RUNNER UP WITH 5 WINS IS ==> CATALINA
BUT THE FILLY EARNING ALL THE GLORY, HAVING DEFEATED
THOSE BAD BOY COLTS 7 TIMES IS ==> RUFFIAN!
**AND THE 2016 BOTS TROPHY - GOES TO ---> THE FILLYS**
OUR NEXT AWARD IS THE ''MIDWEEK MAYHEM''
PRESENTING THIS HIGHLY VALUED TROPHY WILL BE:
~ THE DUCHESS OF THE ARISTOCATS ~
THIS WAS A HIGHLY CONTESTED -&- CLOSE RACE TO THE FINISH
A BIG CAT BATTLE.......
JUST MISSING OUT ON THE TROPHY IS -- TIGER DANCER --> WITH 7
THE WINNER OF THE MM TROPHY GOES TO: ~ RUFFIAN ~ ---> WITH 8
~~NOW ON TO THE BIG MONEY MAKERS OF THE YEAR!~~
THE 'CAIXA ELETRONICA' TROPHY REPRESENTS
THE MOST MONEY EARNED IN A SINGLE DAY
SOME DAYS IT MAY TAKE A BIT OF ''MAGIC'' TO DO THIS
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD, PLEASE WELCOME ~ SALEM ~
FROM SABRINA TEEN-AGE WITCH WHO KNOWS A BIT ABOUT MAGIC!
THIS YEAR WE HAVE ONE OF THE CLOSEST
'RUN FOR THE MONEY' CHALLENGES
IN THE HISTORY OF THE AWARD
BY A KITTY WHISKER, RUFFIAN JUST LOST OUT AT THE WIRE
HAVING EARNED AN IMPRESSIVE 1-DAY TOTAL OF: $190.60
WHICH IN MOST YEARS COULD HAVE BEEN A WINNER
JUST MISSING THE AWARD BY $13.80
THE CAIXA ELETRONICA TROPHY GOES TO: ~ STARK~ WITH $204.40
OUR NEXT BIG MONEY AWARD IS: THE 'CRAFTY PROSPECTOR' TROPHY
WHICH REPRESENTS THE MOST MONEY WON FOR THE YEAR
PRESENTING THIS HIGHLY ACCLAIMED AWARD WILL BE
~ CROOKSHANKS ~
A MOST FASCINATING -&- INTELLIGENT FELINE
WHO WITH THE PERMISSION OF HERMIONE -&- HARRY POTTER,
HAS ARRIVED TO REVEAL WHO MAY BE HIDING FROM YE OLE TAX COLLECTER!
HONORABLE MENTION GOES TO THE FOLLOWING
IN 5th PLACE =====> JOHN HENRY = $1014.10
IN 4th PLACE =====> TIGER DANCER = $1100.30
IN 3rd PLACE =====> D U S T Y = $1162.90
ONCE AGAIN, IT IS ---> RUFFIAN
PLAYING RUNNER-UP BY A WHISKER
HAVING STASHED AWAY A TIDY SUM OF: $1362.80
BUT FALLING $78 SHORT OF GLORY!
AND YES, ONCE AGAIN, SHE HAS LOST ANOTHER TROPHY TO
~ STARK ~ WHO BANKED A WHOPPING $1440.80 FOR THE YEAR
OUR NEXT AWARD IS: THE SUPURRR-SATURDAY TROPHY
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE, ~ MR. TOP CAT ~
TO PRESENT THIS HIGHLY ACCLAIMED AWARD
COMING IN AS RUNNER UP, WITH 7 VICTORIES IS --> DUSTY
TAKING HOME THE SUPURRR~SATURDAY TROPHY
WITH 9 VICTORY GALLOPS TO HIS CREDIT ====> IS ~ STARK ~
WE WILL NOW TAKE A BRIEF INTERMISSION TO PREPARE
FOR THE -- ''HALFTIME SHOW''
~ MEOW MIX IS PROUD TO PRESENT ~
OUR 2016 AWARDS HALFTIME SHOW
THE DYNAMIC, DAZZLING -&- DRAMATIC DANCE-ARAMA
TO OPEN THE SHOW PLEASE GIVE A ROUSING APPLAUSE TO
BLUNNY -&- CATALINA
WHO WILL BE SHOWIN YA ALL HOW IT'S DONE IN TEXAS
WITH THEIR RENDITION OF THE ''TEXAS-2-STEP''
OUR NEXT DANCER WILL BE ~ RAVEN ~
HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS FOLKS -- AS HE OFFERS UP
HIS OWN ''FLY HIGH'' FREESTYLE
OUR MOOD NOW TURNS TO CAJUN COUNTRY AS
~POST TIME MIKE~ WILL BE PERFORMING A 'MASH UP' OF
RED HOT CHILLI-PEPPERS, CAJUN CALYPSO -&- CHA CHA CHA
~ AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ~
DANCING TO THE MUSIC OF 3-DOG NIGHT -&- 'WHO LET THE DOGS OUT'
PLEASE GIVE A BIG 'WOOF-WOOF-WOOF' WELCOME TO OUR OWN
'3-DOG' COLT TRIO OF: CRIMINAL TYPE, REAL QUIET -&- CIGARSHOP
WHO NOW BRING YOU THEIR ORIGINAL ''BEER BRIGADE BOOGIE!''
HOPEFULLY ~ ALL 3 COLTS WILL REMAIN ON THEIR FEET AT THE END
AND NOW, HERE TO DO 'COLT CLEAN UP' IS ~DUSTY~
AS SHE OFFERS HER OWN STYLE OF
THE ''MAGIC CARPET MAMBO-MERENGUE''
CHANGING GEARS NOW FROM LATIN AMERICAN GENRE TO
SOMETHING THAT DEFIES A ''CATEGORY'' PER SE ~
HERE'S ~STARK~ WHO WILL BE INTRODUCING YOU TO THE ORIGINAL
'SUPER-SHARK-SHUFFLE!'
WELL I MUST ADMIT, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE!
BUT IF YOU ENJOY SEEING SOMETHING BIZARRE -&- FREAKY
YOU SHOULD ENJOY OUR NEXT ENTERTAINER ~
COMPLETE WITH FEATHER ATTIRE -- WELCOME TO THE STAGE
~CIGARSHOP~ WITH HIS OWN ORIGINAL ''CHICKEN-DANCE-CAN-CAN''
..... 
WE'LL WAIT FOR THE LAUGHTER TO DIE DOWN TO PRESENT
OUR NEXT ENTERTAINER
BACK TO THE LATIN AMERICAN THEME OF DANCE - KIND OF:
~OAKLAWN CAPPER~ WITH AN ''X-RATED-SIZZLING 'STUDLY' SALSA''
{PARENTS: U MAY WANT TO ESCORT YOUNGSTERS OUT OF
THE AUDITORIUM FOR THIS PERFORMANCE}
**SORRY -- THIS IS ALL THE CENSORS WILL ALLOW**
NOW THAT EVERYONE IS ''TURNED ON''
LET'S KEEP THAT ACTION GOING
AS WE JOIN ~REAL QUIET~ WITH HIS OWN
CREATIVE DANCE: THE ''TIP-TOE-TAPPING-TOMCAT-TWIST!''
AFTER TWISTING OUR SACROILIACS OUT OF PLACE, EVERYONE
CAN SIT BACK DOWN, RELAX AND WATCH AN AMAZING UNIQUE
PERFORMANCE BY ~JOHN HENRY~ AS HE CHALLENGES HIS OWN BACK
WITH A 'LAZY-LAID-BACK-LIMBO' ROUTINE! -- HOW LOW CAN HE GO!
BACK TO THE LATIN AMERICAN GENRE NOW
PLEASE WELCOME ~CATALINA~ TO THE STAGE
AS SHE TREATS YOU TO THE 'TRICKY TEXAS TANGO' WHICH IS
DRAMATICALLY DIFFICULT WHEN DOING IT WITHOUT A PARTNER!
OUR NEXT PERFORMER WILL BE DOING A DANCE THAT IS USUALLY
DONE BY A LONG LINE OF DANCERS YET HE ENJOYS DOING IT ALONE!
HERE IS ~BLUNNY~ WITH HIS OWN RENDITION OF
THE ''ENERGIZER BUNNY HOP''
NOW SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR THE GENTLEMEN IN THE AUDIENCE
ALTHOUGH EVERYONE CAN ENJOY IT ~
THE MEN JUST MIGHT APPRECIATE IT A TEENY TAD MORE?
DANCING TO THE MUSIC OF: THE PUSSYCAT DOLLS
PLEASE WELCOME THE FABULOUS FELINE FILLYS
RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER ~ CATALINA -&- PEEPTOAD
WITH THEIR SPECIAL & ORIGINAL INTERPRETATION OF
'DARINGLY DOWN & DIRTY DANCING'
WE HAVE A BRIEF INTERMISSION -- AS THE STAGE IS BEING
PREPARED FOR OUR NEXT DRAMATIC DISPLAY OF DANCE
THE LIGHTS HAVE BEEN TURNED LOW ~ AS THE SPOTLIGHT IS CAST
ONTO THE STAGE ILLUMINATING A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK POLE
ANTICIPATION IS RUNNING ON HIGH AS WE DON'T KNOW
WHO OR WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
A HUSH FALLS OVER THE CROWD AS ~PEEPTOAD~ ENTERS
SHE WILL BE OFFERING HER OWN CREATIVE COMBINATION OF
PASODOBLE LEAPING -&- THE POLE-DANCE-PACHANGA!
AND NOW TO BE EQUALLY FAIR TO THE LADIES IN THE CROWD
(NO WE DO NOT HAVE THE CHIPPENDALE DANCERS!)
BUT WE DO HAVE SOMETHING ALMOST AS GOOD AS WE
TRAVEL BACK TO THE DAYS OF THE WILD, WILD WEST
PLEASE WELCOME CRIMINAL TYPE -- WHO WILL BE SHOWING
YOU HIS OWN UNIQUE STYLE OF THE 'SHOOT-EM-UP-SAMBA'
DO NOT FEAR, HE MAY BE 'LOADED'
-- BUT HIS 38 SPECIAL IS JUST SHOOTING BLANKS --
WE NOW WILL TRAVEL FROM THE OLD WILD WEST TO LET OUR
MINDS DO AN IMAGINARY HITCH-HIKE ABOARD THE T.A.R.D.I.S
WITH 'DR WHO' AS WE LAND IN THE UNIVERSE'S VERSION OF
THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN HORROR SHOW WHERE WE WILL BE
TREATED TO A TIGER DANCER ''2-STEPPING-TIME-WARP!''
AS OUR MINDS RECOVER FROM 'OUTER SPACE' WE HEAD
BACK TO REALITY -- WHERE ~RUFFIAN~ WILL TREAT US TO AN
ORIGINAL -- NEVER BEFORE SEEN -- COMBINATION ROUTINE OF:
THE CATNIP COUNTRY CLOG -&- THE SHENANIGANS SULTRY SHIMMY
TO CLOSE OUT OUR HALFTIME SHOW WE PROUDLY PRESENT:
DANCING TO THE MUSIC OF: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
OUR VERY OWN STARS OF THE 'BIG-CAT-DIARY'
~ RUFFIAN (aka: The Cheetah) -&- TIGER DANCER ~
**WE NOW RETURN TO THE FINAL AWARDS OF THE EVENING**
NOW THAT EVERYONE IS TOTALLY EXHAUSTED FROM
~THE HALF TIME DANCEARAMA EXTRAVAGANZA~
.... TIZ TIME TO RELAX ~ REFRESH -&- RESUME
WE NOW COME TO THE PART OF OUR SHOW
THAT FEATURES OUR TOP 6 YEAR END AWARDS
OUR FIRST AWARD IS: THE ''RISEN STAR''
SOMETIMES THIS ALSO INCLUDES ANOTHER ASPECT
THAT WE CALL ''THE MOST IMPROVED''
DEPENDING ON THE YEAR'S EVENTS
IN THE 'MOST IMPROVED' CATEGORY -- 2 COLTS CAN BE
VERY PROUD OF THEIR EFFORTS THIS SEASON
~ BLUNNY AND JOHN HENRY ~
THE RISEN STAR TROPHY -- GOES TO ONE WHO HAS SHOWN
IMPRESSIVE RACING EFFORTS, TENACITY, KINDNESS,
HUMOR EVEN IN THE FACE OF DEFEAT, HONESTY, COURAGE,
~ A WILL TO WIN BUT NEVER AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS,
AND A SHINING EXAMPLE OF WHAT A RACING STAR SHOULD BE
TO PRESENT THIS AWARD,
PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO: -- LIL BUB --
WHOSE OWN LIFE EXPERIENCES HAVE ILLUSTRATED HOW TO
OVERCOME OBSTACLES -&- HARD TIMES TO FIND A PATH TO GLORY
WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE
THE WINNER OF THE RISEN STAR: ~ STARK ~
OUR NEXT AWARD IS CALLED: "AWESOME AGAIN"
THIS REPRESENTS THOSE WHO REPEAT AN AWARD FROM
THE PREVIOUS SEASON ALTHO SOMETIMES THE REPEAT
WIN IS OF QUESTIONABLE PRIDE TO HAVE ACHIEVED IT!
WE OFTEN HAVE SEVERAL WHO RECEIVE THIS 'HONOR'
HERE TO PRESENT THE 'AWESOME AGAIN' TROPHIES
PLEASE WELCOME -- MORRIS THE CAT --
OF 9 LIVES FAME WHO IS THE SHINING EXAMPLE
OF REPEATING PREVIOUS EXPERIENCES
THIS YEAR WE HAVE A FEW REPEAT PERFORMANCES:
MOST NOTABLE IS THAT ~CRIMINAL TYPE~
HAS YET AGAIN MANAGED TO HOLD ON TO
THE KEY TO THE DOG HOUSE FOR THE 4th TIME!
AND OVER AT THE FILLY CAT HOUSE, WE SEE ~DUSTY~
HAS MANAGED TO BOLT THE DOOR
PREVENTING OTHERS FROM ENTERING!!
RUMOR HAS IT, SHE IS ENJOYING THE CATNIP AND
CHIPPENDALE DANCERS JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH
AND NOW MAY BE 'ADDICTED' ~
COULD AN INTERVENTION BE NEEDED? :lmao:
WITH AN UNCANNY KNACK FOR FINISHING 4th
AND STEALING THE PRECIOUS,
~BLUNNY~ ONCE AGAIN HAS WON "THE GOLLUM"
MORE IMPRESSIVELY:
BOTH ~CRIMINAL TYPE -&- POST TIME MIKE~
HAVE REPEATED WINNING THE FROSTED WHISKER TROPHY
HAVING WON 2 OF 3 RACES IN THE EFFORT TO GAIN 3-PEAT GLORY
---> SPECIAL SERVICE AWARD <---
TO ~ TIGER DANCER ~ FOR HER DEDICATION -&- DETERMINATION
TO GRAPHICATE MY WORDS ENHANCING THE RACE CALL
INTO A MORE ENTERTAINING EXPERIENCE
OUR NEXT AWARD IS FOR -- THE FILLY OF THE YEAR
TO PRESENT THIS HIGHLY REGARDED TROPHY
COMING ALL THE WAY FROM DEEP SPACE
ABOARD STAR TREK-TNG
IS DATA'S TRUSTY COMPANION, -- SPOT --
HAVING WON BOTH THE 'MIDWEEK MAYHEM' -&- THE 'BOTS TROPHIES'
AS WELL AS RUNNER UP BY A WHISKER IN BOTH THE
'CAIXA ELETRONICA' -&- 'CRAFTY PROSPECTOR AWARDS'
THIS SEASON'S FILLY OF THE YEAR IS ===> ~RUFFIAN~
(WITH A REPLICA TROPHY FOR HER INNER CHEETAH!)
~ OUR RACE OF THE YEAR ~
OFTEN HAS SEVERAL EVENTS
BEING CONSIDERED FOR THE TROPHY --
RACES WORTH MENTIONING ARE:
ALL WHO RAN TO WIN A 3-PEAT BUT
SADLY MISSED THE VICTORY GALLOP GLORY -&- WERE REWARDED
WITH A 'FROSTED WHISKER' FOR THEIR EFFORTS INSTEAD ~
STARK (WITH 2) / CIGARSHOP / POST TIME MIKE / JOHN HENRY
DUSTY -&- CRIMINAL TYPE ~~ ALL WITH 1 GALLANT EFFORT
HERE TO PRESENT THE OFFICIAL RACE OF THE YEAR TROPHY IS --
SOMEONE WHO IS USUALLY SEEN RUNNING ~
CHASING A VERY FAST TWEETY BIRD
THE ONE -&- ONLY ~ SYLVESTER ~
THE RACE OF THE YEAR HAPPENED
IN THE VERY BEGINNING OF THE SEASON, ON JANUARY 16th,
WHEN THE RECIPIENT OF THIS TROPHY REWARDED HIS CONNECTIONS
WITH A WHOPPING -- $204.40 -- FOR A SINGLE DAY'S EFFORT!
NOT ONLY DID ~STARK~ WIN THE CAIXA ELETRONICA TROPHY
FOR THIS ONE DAY EVENT, BUT IT WAS IMPRESSIVE ENOUGH
TO ALSO REWARD HIM WITH THE RACE OF THE YEAR AWARD AS WELL!
OUR NEXT AWARD IS FOR: -- COLT OF THE YEAR --
TO PRESENT THIS PRESTIGIOUS TROPHY IS
THE ONE -&- ONLY ~ COLONEL MEOW ~
AND FOR THOSE OF YOU UNFAMILIAR WITH WHO HE IS
JUST GO GOOGLE AND BE PREPARED TO BE IMPRESSED!
YOU WON'T NEED A CRYSTAL BALL TO SEE THIS ONE COMIN!
THE WINNER SHOULD BE A NO-BRAINER AFTER SEEING HIM TROT
UP TO THE STAGE SEVERAL TIMES TO RECEIVE THE AWARDS FOR:
SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ CAIXA ELETRONICA ~ RISEN STAR
THE CRAFTY PROSPECTOR ~ THE RACE OF THE YEAR
YES INDEED FOLKS ~
ONE COLT WHO BEGAN THIS SEASON AS A MAIDEN AND
IN THE WINK OF AN EYE, WAS RUNNING LIKE A CHAMPION
THE COLT OF THE YEAR = ~ STARK ~
WE NOW COME TO THE CLOSING EVENT OF THE EVENING
THE ONE MOST HIGHLY TREASURED TROPHY OF THEM ALL
TO PRESENT THE -- 2016 HORSE OF THE YEAR AWARD --
PLEASE WELCOME DIRECT FROM NARNIA ~
THE ONE -&- ONLY ~ ASLAN ~
IN THE HISTORY OF THIS AWARD,
ONLY NOW -&- THEN IS THE FINAL DECISION VERY CLOSE
WITH THIS SEASON BEING ONE OF THOSE
THAT IS WHY THIS YEAR WE ARE PRESENTING -- 2 TROPHIES!
1st -- TO THE QUEEN OF THE FILLY FELINES ~
WINNER OF: THE MIDWEEK MAYHEM TROPHY
THE BOTS TROPHY -- FILLY OF THE YEAR
RUNNER UP IN BOTH CAIXA ELETRONICA -&- CRAFTY PROSPECTOR
~~ RUFFIAN ~~
AND OF COURSE WITH HIS NUMEROUS AWARDS:
SUPURRR SATURDAY -- CAIXA ELETRONICA -- RISEN STAR
THE CRAFTY PROSPECTOR -- THE RACE OF THE YEAR
~~ STARK ~~
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**A STANDING OVATION FOR ALL OF OUR 2016 MEOW-MIX AWARD WINNERS**
WE LOOK FORWARD TO AN EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE NEW YEAR
AND NOW WE BID YOU A FOND ADIEU FROM THE MGM GRAND
WISHING EVERYONE A HAPPY -&- HEALTHY 'MEW' YEAR
MAY YOUR WHISKERS ALWAYS BE CRUMB-FREE
YOUR CATNIP ALWAYS FRESH
YOUR WATER BOWL ALWAYS FILLED
YOUR FUR SPARKLING -&- SHINY
YOUR SCRATCHING POST ALWAYS REPLACED WITH A NEW ONE
FOR THOSE DAYS OF AGGRAVATION FROM OTHERS
WHO DO NOT RESPECT YOUR POSITION OF AUTHORITY!
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~~GRAPHICS BY: TIGER DANCER ~~
**Sorry this took me so long to complete.
Life has been total chaos and upside down right now.
I hope to be back in Full Force soon.....
I Sincerely Appreciate your Patience and Support!!
**And for those counting ...... There are 130 Graphics
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