HISTORY OF BOTS ~ HOW IT BEGAN
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:17 pm
THE HISTORY OF BOTS ==> BATTLE OF THE SEXES = BOTS
HOW IT ALL BEGAN:
Once Upon A Time in a Pasture far away there was a major argument
going on between some Colts and Fillies, causing a ''Bold Ruckus''
The Colts contended that THEY were always Better, Faster, Stronger
And that in any Race, THEY would always Win!
The Fillies, who were just tired of the ''Shenanigans'' of the Big-Boys ~
Debated that THEY were Smarter, More Clever & Friskier!
They were NOT Distracted by the Opposite Sex as the Colts are
And, Are ''More-Than-Ready'' to meet the Challenge
Therefore - - - Their FOCUS was very much sharper!
They all agreed to run a Race to see WHO WAS RIGHT!
They convinced their trainers and owners to set up the
Gender -- Match-Race to decide this important Debate
They also agreed that no matter which group won ~
They would run another Match Race every other week
Keeping a Tally of which group won more often during the Year
Declaring In The Meow Mix Awards: The BOTS Champion
They all agreed to this proposal, due to the fact that on any given day,
Track Conditions may vary with the Weather, affecting the running surface
~ Thus presenting an unfair advantage to a particular Horse OR Gender!
Even with the Challenge being Frisky ~ Fast & Furious ~ Frustrating Some Days
Win Or Lose ~ All the Horses Have Remained Respectful Of Each Other
With Genuine Caring & Concern For All
HOW IT ALL BEGAN:
Once Upon A Time in a Pasture far away there was a major argument
going on between some Colts and Fillies, causing a ''Bold Ruckus''
The Colts contended that THEY were always Better, Faster, Stronger
And that in any Race, THEY would always Win!
The Fillies, who were just tired of the ''Shenanigans'' of the Big-Boys ~
Debated that THEY were Smarter, More Clever & Friskier!
They were NOT Distracted by the Opposite Sex as the Colts are
And, Are ''More-Than-Ready'' to meet the Challenge
Therefore - - - Their FOCUS was very much sharper!
They all agreed to run a Race to see WHO WAS RIGHT!
They convinced their trainers and owners to set up the
Gender -- Match-Race to decide this important Debate
They also agreed that no matter which group won ~
They would run another Match Race every other week
Keeping a Tally of which group won more often during the Year
Declaring In The Meow Mix Awards: The BOTS Champion
They all agreed to this proposal, due to the fact that on any given day,
Track Conditions may vary with the Weather, affecting the running surface
~ Thus presenting an unfair advantage to a particular Horse OR Gender!
Even with the Challenge being Frisky ~ Fast & Furious ~ Frustrating Some Days
Win Or Lose ~ All the Horses Have Remained Respectful Of Each Other
With Genuine Caring & Concern For All