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MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/19 *RESULTS* @ EVANGELINE

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MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/19 *RESULTS* @ EVANGELINE

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 12:59 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN WHO TURNED HER 'INNER CHEETAH'
LOOSE ON THE COMPETITION LEADING A FILLY TRIFECTA VICTORY :lol:

THIS WEEK, THE RUFFZILLA WILL TRY TO REPEAT THAT EFFORT AT

VENUE: EVANGELINE DOWNS

POST TIME: 5:40 PM ~ CENTRAL TIME ZONE / 6:40 ET / 4:40 MT / 3:40 PT

SCOREKEEPER

AMIDST A TASTY BUFFET OF CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES
WILL BE TIGER DANCER DOIN HER 4-STEP ON THE CALCULATOR

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
CAUSE IF YA DON'T & ERRR
YOU MIGHT JUST SEE = D.Q. :oops:

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/19 @ EVANGELINE

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:39 pm
by ElPrado2
Of course we go there...

You have an old boyfriend there, Ruff? :lol:

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/19 @ EVANGELINE

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2017 4:28 pm
by RUFFIAN
EP ASKS
You have an old boyfriend there, Ruff? :lol:


Since my husband was killed in a car crash :cry:
everybody I love has four legs and tails!
CATS...HORSES...POMERANIAN

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/19 @ EVANGELINE

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2017 12:30 pm
by RUFFIAN

EBULLIENT & EFFICACIOUS @ EVANGELINE

SOME SAY OF THE ''RUFF ONE''
THAT "SHE'S A SMART CAT"
WITH HER CATITUDE AURA
AND A FEATHER IN HER HAT

AND WHEN IT COMES TO HORSES
SHE ROARS = ''SHOW EM THE HEAT''
WITH A ''VALID PURRRSUIT'' SHE TRIES
WITH A CHEETAH GUIDING HER FEET

BUT SOME DAYS THE CHEETAH SNOOZES
AND THEN SHE RUNS NOT FAST
ON A REALLY BAD RACING DAY
SHE CAN EVEN FINISH LAST!

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R1 >>> 1 7 4 6 3
SHOW EM THE HEAT!

SONG OF DIXIE
FEE I FO FO


R2 >>> 2 7 5 6 4
WILD APPOINTMENT

DAY O
CHOOSE THIS DANCE


R3 >>> 4 7 10 5 3
SONG N A CAT

VICTORY SHOUT (By The Fillys)
DEALER WARRANTY


R4 >>> 1 6 11 3 9
I'M FORMIDABLE

STORMY INVASION
RATE MAKER


R5 >>> 11 10 6 3 13/AE
KEYSTONE STRIKE

MY FLIT N FLOT
DATS MY CHOICE


R6 >>> 8 1 7 9 3
VALID PURRRSUIT

MASTER'S DEGREE (IN SARCAS!)
C R KNIGHT


R7 >>> 9 13/AE 2 3 6
JUST RAD

AE-- LION'S GOLD
TEN GLITTERS


R8 >>> 6 8 2 3 5
JAZZY REBEL

JUST KISSING BUCK
BRUTUS HUGHES


R9 >>> 6 5 1 4 2
SHE'S A SMART CAT (AshAvAri)
* But Then Cats ARE Smarter Than Dogs & Humans

SKIN DEEP
DREAMS TO REMEMBER

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/19 *RESULTS* @ EVANGELINE

Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:29 am
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS @ EVANGELINE**


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GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME
TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM -&- BOTS DAY

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OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY WILL BE:
THE COLORADO 4/20 "CATNIP" STAKES SPRINT
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WE HAVE A FINE FIELD OF TEN -- AS 9 WILL BE CHALLENGING
DEFENDING CHAMPION -RUFFIAN- TO PREVENT A REPEAT WIN

THE HORSES ARE ALL STANDING QUIETLY AND READY TO RUN

THEY'RE OFF IN THE "COLORADO 4/20 CATNIP STAKES"

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IT'S DEFENDING CHAMP RUFFIAN AWAY WITH A SHORT EARLY LEAD
AND QUICKLY JOINED BY DUSTY ~ BLUNNY ~ STARK -&- REAL QUIET
THESE 5 TAKE THE FIELD INTO THE TURN


OUT OF THE TURN THE COME

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NOW IT'S CIGARSHOP IN THE LEAD
WITH DUSTY RIGHT AT HIS TAIL

IT'S JUST 2 LENGTHS BACK TO A TRIO OF
THUNDER CAT ~ BLUNNY -&- RUFFIAN

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE REAL QUIET -&- STARK

MOVING ALONG LIKE 3 SNAILS VERY FAR BACK ARE
CATALINA ~ EL PRADO ~ TIGER DANCER
WHO SO FAR ARE SHOWING NO SPEED OR INTEREST IN RUNNING!

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THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH



THINGS HAVE DRAMATICALLY CHANGED:
CIGARSHOP SPOOKED AT SOMETHING IN THE INFIELD,
LOSING MOMENTUM, LOSING GROUND QUICKLY ~
LEAVING DUSTY ALL ALONE ON THE LEAD -- AND A BIG LEAD IT IS

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RUFFIAN ~ CATALINA ~ THUNDER CAT -&- STARK ARE NEXT
BUT NOT CLOSE TO THE FRISKY FILLY IN THE LEAD WHO
SO FAR IS 'DUSTING' THE FIELD VERY CONVINCINGLY

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IT'S A HUGE GAP TO THE REST OF THE FIELD ~

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VERY FAR BACK WITH LITTLE TO NO CHANCE ARE:
CIGARSHOP ~ BLUNNY ~ REAL QUIET ~ TIGER DANCER ~ EL PRADO


AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME


DUSTY LEADING THE WAY SHOWING NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN

SUDDENLY THERE IS A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD AS
EVERYONE IS UP ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES

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WHAT COULD BE CAUSING THIS COMMOTION?

NOW I SEE WHAT IT IS ~
LIKE TWIN TORNADOES ACROSS THE OPEN PLAIN COME
TIGER DANCER -&- EL PRADO FROM THE VERY BACK OF THE PACK
AT LEAST 20 LENGTHS BACK ~
PASSING EVERYONE IN FRONT OF THEM, INCLUDING DUSTY!

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SUPER SONIC SPEED FRACTIONS IN THE FINAL FURLONGS
AS THESE TWO FILLYS ARE NOW ENGAGED IN A MATCH RACE
WITH TIGER DANCER'S NOSE JUST A FEW WHISKERS IN FRONT

DUSTY STILL RUNNING STRONGLY IS NEXT
WITH DEFENDING CHAMP RUFFIAN RIGHT THERE AT HER NECK

THESE 2 FILLYS ONLY RUNNING FOR 3rd / 4th PLACE MONEY
WITH NO CHANCE OF CATCHING THE FIEREY FILLYS IN FRONT

CATALINA -&- THUNDER CAT ARE NEXT WITHOUT A COLT IN SIGHT

THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES HAS PROVEN TO BE NO BATTLE AT ALL Image
**AS THE FRONT RUNNING 6 --> ARE ALL FREAKY FAST FILLYS ...

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THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD

THE 2 FILLYS ARE NECK -&- NECK
TIGER DANCER -&- EL PRADO --- STRIDE FOR STRIDE

TIGER DANCER SUDDENLY DECIDES ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
TIME TO GET SERIOUS -- LEAVING EL PRADO IN HER MIGHTY WAKE
WITH A POWERFUL SUDDEN SURGE OF SPEED

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NO DOUBT AT ALL OF THE WINNER AND NO PHOTO NEEDED
AS TIGER DANCER ROARS PAST THE LINE BY DAYLIGHT

EL PRADO WITH SUPER SPEED THAT ON ANY OTHER DAY
COULD HAVE BEEN AN EASY VICTORY, TODAY WAS NO
MATCH FOR A POWERFUL TIGER DANCER

FROM CAT HOUSE TO PENTHOUSE GOES THE DANCING TIGER
AS WE SEE ANOTHER ''YO-YO-MAMA!''

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$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$ ~ IS A FILLY 6-FECTA


1st ~ TIGER DANCER ==== $116.60
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2nd ~ EL PRADO ========= $107.80
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3rd ~ DUSTY =========== $71.20
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4th ~ (DC) RUFFIAN ======== $68.00
*No Repeat Victory But Does Steal ''The Precious''
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=== ALSO RAN ===


CATALINA ============= $52.60

THUNDER CAT ========== $47.60 -(*MAIDEN VOYAGE*)-

STARK =============== $44.20

CIGARSHOP ============ $37.60

BLUNNY =============== $32.20

REAL QUIET ============ $31.40
**A UNIQUE - 1st TIME EVER - IN THE DOG HOUSE ON MIDWEEK MAYHEM!
GREATLY ANTICIPATE THE RACE CALL NEXT WEEK!

MONUMENTAL....HISTORICAL....UNBELIEVABLE....
ARE WE IN SOME KIND OF PARALLEL UNIVERSE??
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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING, NON-TOKING DRIVE HOME
~ HAPPY 4/20 ~
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