SUPURRR SATURDAY RESULTS ~ APRIL 1

[RUFFIAN]

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURRRR STAKES SATURDAY

OUR FEATURE EVENT: THE APRIL FOOL STAKES

DUE TO LAST MINUTE COMPLICATIONS OF OUR REGULAR TRACK
ANNOUNCER BEING TAKEN TO THE VET CLINIC SUDDENLY

WE HAVE A GUEST ANNOUNCER TODAY TO BRING YOU THE RACE CALL
ALTHOUGH JUDGING BY THE DEMEANOR,
IT MAY BE SHORT + NOT SO SWEET

PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO GRUMPY CAT!

"YEH YEH YEH.... HERE I AM - READY TO BE BRIEF, BOLD, BRAZEN
AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY, A BIT BODACIOUS''

DEFENDING CHAMP PEEPTOAD WILL HAVE 10 TO TRY AND
STOP HER FROM REPEATING ANOTHER VICTORY

WE ALSO WILL SEE THE RETURN OF THE FILLY, EL PRADO, WHO
HAS BEEN AWAY ON A VERY LONG LAY OFF AT THE VET

WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW SHE DOES ON HER RETURN
MAIDEN VOYAGE

THE HORSES ARE LOADED & IT APPEARS HALF THE CROWD IS TOO

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE APRIL FOOL STAKES

LIKE AN APRIL FOOL JOKESTER LAUGHING AT THE COMPETITION
CIGARSHOP LEAVES THE FIELD WAY BEHIND WITH BLISTERING
OPENING FRACTIONS ~ SEPARATING HIMSELF FROM THE HERD

BUT IN A HEARTBEAT, THAT LEAD IS GONE LIKE YESTERDAYS PLANS

PEEPTOAD ~ EL PRADO & STARK HAVE CAUGHT THE FRONT RUNNER
AND NOW WE HAVE A FREAKY FAST FOURSOME ON THE LEAD
SETTING TRACK RECORD FRACTIONS

ITS A COUNTRY MILE BACK TO THE STRUGGLING REST OF THE FIELD
BLUNNY ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ REAL QUIET TRYING TO GET INTO GEAR

EVEN FARTHER BACK & LOOKING LIKE A QUILTING CIRCLE OF
CACKLING HENS DISCUSSING RECIPES ARE
CATALINA ~ TIGER DANCER ~ RUFFIAN & DUSTY

COME ON YOU FILLYS ~ WAKE UP! DO YOU NOT REALIZE
YOU'RE IN A RACE AND NOT HERE TO SOAK UP THE RAYS!

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH AS THE FEARSOME FOURSOME
HAVE NOW REARRANGED THEMSELVES WITH CIGARSHOP DROPPING BACK AFTER APPARENTLY BEING DISTRACTED BY SOMETHING GOING
ON IN THE INFIELD CROWD WHERE WE HEARD RUMORS OF A STREAKER

STARK TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THIS TIMELY EVENT QUICKLY TAKES
COMMAND OF THE LEAD WITH EL PRADO RIGHT AT HIS HEELS

PEEPTOAD AND BLUNNY ARE JUST A LENGTH BACK

CIGARSHOP HAS RECAPTURED HIS COMPOSURE AND IS NEXT

TIGER DANCER ~ POST TIME MIKE & REAL QUIET ARE A LENGTH BACK

WHILE RUFFIAN ~ CATALINA & DUSTY ARE JUST FROLICKING ALONG
WITHOUT A CLUE THAT THEY'RE IN A RACE

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

STARK WHO HAS BEEN ON FIRE ALL SEASON IS SHOWING NO SIGNS
OF SLOWING DOWN AND IS IN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE LEAD

EL PRADO COMING OFF A HUGE LAYOFF IS SHOWING INCREDIBLE
POWER, DETERMINATION AND SPEED WITH ABSOLUTELY NO INDICATIONS THAT SHE HAS EVEN BEEN AWAY FROM TRAINING!

SHE IS GIVING STARK ALL HE CAN HANDLE - RIGHT AT THIS TAIL
TURNING THIS INTO AN ''ALMOST MATCH RACE'' BUT SHE HAS NOT
COLLARED THE COLT YET WITH THE WIRE LOOMING UP AHEAD

PEEPTOAD ALL OUT TRYING TO REPEAT BUT THAT DREAM HAS
FADED LIKE LAST YEAR'S LAUNDRY AS SHE NOW IS TRYING TO
OUTRUN BLUNNY FOR THE SHOW SPOT

AND YES INDEED ~ ONCE AGAIN THE SUPER STARK-THE-SHARK
HAS TAKEN A BIG BITE OUT OF THE COMPETITION TO WIN ANOTHER

EL PRADO BRILLIANT IN HER COMEBACK RACE IS A CLEAR 2ND
PEEPTOAD, HOLDS ON FOR 3RD AS BLUNNY STEALS THE PRECIOUS

HERE'S THE OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH

STARK ============ $95.30

EL PRADO ========= $86.90

PEEPTOAD (DC) ==== $56.60

BLUNNY =========== $53.40

====== ALSO RAN ======

CIGARSHOP ======= $42.60

TIGER DANCER ==== $36.60

POST TIME MIKE === $36.20

REAL QUIET ======= $33.30 (VERY LUCKY ###)

RUFFIAN ========== $29.20

CATALINA ========= $24

DUSTY =========== $20.60
(THIS FILLY IS ADDICTED TO SOMETHING IN THAT CAT HOUSE
BUT IS IT THE CATNIP OR THE CHIPPENDALES?)

BIDDING YOU A FOND ADIEU
GRUMPY CAT OVER & ME-OWT