Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Posted: **Sun Mar 19, 2017 2:17 pm**

CONGRATS TO STARK-THE-SHARK WHO ONCE AGAIN
TOOK A BIG BITE OUT OF THE COMPETITION AS WELL AS
BEING A CONTENDER FOR YEAR END LOST IN THE FOG AWARD!
(*LOWEST WINNING $$$)

STARK HAS REQUESTED RUFFIAN TO CHOOSE THE VENUE
BUT ~ AS THE OLE SAYING GOES ~
''BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR''

VENUE: MAHONING VALLEY RACE COURSE! (OHIO)
YES INDEED FOLKS ~ A FIRST TIME EVENT FOR US

POST TIME: 12:45 ET

SCOREKEEPER

WINNING THE KEY TO THE CAT HOUSE FOR THE 3RD TIME PURRRFECTA
WILL BE DUSTY UNLESS THE TECH TWILIGHT ZONE STAYS ACTIVE

THEN RUFFIAN WILL BORROW THE KEY TO THE CAT HOUSE TO BRING
THE RACE RESULTS ON THURSDAY

RULES ARE MEANT TO READ
SO JUST SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
TO ERRR & THEN D.Q.

Posted: **Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:08 pm**

MAGNANIMOUS -&- MASTERFUL
OR MISERABLY MALFUNCTIONING

THE ''FABLE OF THE FELINE'' THAT
THEY DO NOT CARE FOR YOU
IS ONLY THOUGHT BY 'DOG PEOPLE'
AS IT SIMPLY IS NOT TRUE!

THE ''ALLURING APPROVAL'' THEY HAVE
IS THEIR LOVE THEY CHOOSE TO SHARE
SOMETIMES IT'S ON YOUR HEAD
AS THEY FROLIC IN YOUR HAIR!

BUT UNLIKE THE LOVE BY DOGS
THEY CHOOSE THE PLACE & TIME
NOT ALWAYS WHEN YOU WANT
CAUSE THEY WILL NOT 'WALK THE LINE'

AND BECAUSE THIS IS THEIR NATURE
A TRUE CAT LOVER UNDERSTANDS
TO APPRECIATE WHAT'S OFFERED
AND ITS NEVER BY DEMAND!

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R1 >>> 6 1 7 5 2
AIM FOR GLORY

ANGEL OF THE MORNING
BUBBIE'S BELL

R2 >>> 5 2 8 7 3
ALLURING APPROVAL

SUPURRR HUMOR
RADIANTRITYHM

R3 >>> 7 6 4 5 2
FABLE OF THE FELINE

THIS DREAM OF MINE
BEYOND DETECTION

R4 >>> 9 4 3 5 8
AVGOLEMONO (Gray)

HALF LEADER (NO Short Jokes Permitted!)
I AM A PLAYER

R5 >>> 9 4 10 2 1
LONESOME HIGHWAY

CHATITO
BETTER BY THE MINUTE

R6 >>> 2 9 8 1 6
BRING YOUR OWN SAND (* For The Litter-Box)

TAKE AFTER ME
MINI BIRD

R7 >>> 7 8 4 9 2
COCOS CAT

PEACE & SERENITY
PURRRFECT QUESTION

R8 >>> 10 3 5 9 8
QUEEN Q (QRFLUFFL)
Not A Chance ~ But How Can I NOT Play A Name Like This!

LOOKN ATTA WIN (With These Pix?)
CAN'T GET RIGHT (More Accurate!)

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:47 am**

**RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO A TRACK NOT RUN BEFORE
WHERE THE QUESTION OF THE DAY IS
WHO WILL ''BARK'' OR WHO WILL ''ROAR?''

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WE HAD SO MANY SCRATCHES
OF: CT ~ JH AND BLUNNY
SO ONLY SEVEN NOW
WILL RUN FOR MIDWEEK MONEY

DEFENDING CHAMPION STARK
IS SURE HOPING TO REPEAT
BUT THERE ARE 6 WHO ARE ABLE
TO MAKE SURE THAT HE CAN BE BEAT!

GROWLING IN THE CAT HOUSE
THERE IS DUSTY FULL OF WOE
SHE CANNOT FIND THE EXIT DOOR
BECAUSE SHE RUNS TOO SLOW

CRIMINAL TYPE -&- JOHN HENRY
BOTH STILL ARE AT THE VET
BLUNNY MISSED HIS FLIGHT
S0 SEVEN IS ALL WE GET

THE 7 ARE IN THE GATE
AND WE ARE GOOD TO GO
IN A 5 FURLONG SPRINT
SO SPEED THEY NEED TO SHOW

OUT FOR THE EARLY LEAD
STARK TRYING TO REPEAT
REAL QUIET IS RIGHT THERE
NOW BRINGING ADDED HEAT

CIGARSHOP A LENGTH BEHIND
THE COLT DUO IN THE LEAD
THE FILLYS SO FAR BACK
NONE FINDING SPEED THEY NEED

AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH WE SEE
REAL QUIET HAS MOVED AHEAD
OF STARK WHO JUMPED A SHADOW
AS HIS SPEED INDEED HAS FLED!

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
REAL QUIET LEADS THE WAY
STARK IS STILL RIGHT THERE
BUT IS THIS HOW IT WILL STAY?

THE ANSWER CAME SO QUICKLY
AS FROM THE CLOUDS ONE CAME
THEN PASSING ALL IN FRONT
TIGER DANCER IS HER NAME!

SHE ROARED AND CLAWED HER WAY
AS SHE PASSED THE COLTS UP FRONT
INSTEAD OF HEARING WHINNYS
ALL SHE HEARD WAS DOUBLE GRUNT!

THE COLTS BOTH SEEM SURPRISED
AS THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE WIRE
EACH THINKING THEY COULD WIN
NOT EXPECTING FILLY FIRE!

BUT THE TIGER UP IN FRONT
DOES THE ''WIRE DANCE OF GLORY''
AS THE FILLYS WIN THE DAY
FOR A SHOCKER END OF STORY

DEFENDING CHAMPION STARK
STILL HOLDs ON FOR 2nd PLACE
CATALINA FIRES FOR 3rd
WITH A SUDDEN CHANGE OF PACE

REAL QUIET STEALS ''THE PRECIOUS''
YET ANOTHER RING OF GOLD
BY JUST A KITTY WHISKER
3rd PLACE HE COULDN'T HOLD

ANOTHER RECORD SET TODAY
A NEW 'AWARD' MAY BE
"4--PEAT PURRRFECTA CAT-HOUSE"
WHERE DUSTY AGAIN WE SEE!

SO HERE'S THE WAY THEY FINISHED
TIGER DANCER WITH A ROAR
THE MONEY EARNED WAS MEAGER
NOT MUCH TO PAY THE FEED STORE!

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$$-OFFICIAL ORDER-$$

1st ~ TIGER DANCER ===== $49.20

2nd ~ STARK (DC) ======= $34.30

3rd ~ CATALINA ======== $28.20

4th ~ REAL QUIET ======= $27.50
(**Steals The Precious: More Adornment For The Gown Collection!)

===== ALSO RAN =====

CIGARSHOP ====== $26.00

RUFFIAN ======== $24.40

DUSTY ========= $13.40
**Methinks Maybe Someone Is Addicted To Catnip -&- Chippendales?

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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

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