Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Posted: **Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:23 pm**

CONGRATS TO STARK-THE-SHARK FOR TAKING A BIG BITE
OUT OF THE COMPETITION WITH AN INCREDIBLE CLOSING RUN
LEAVING THE REST OF THE FIELD WONDERING WHAT HIS TRAINER
IS DOING THAT THEIR OWN ONES ARE NOT?

VENUE: OAKLAWN PARK => FEATURING THE REBEL STAKES

OUR OWN SPECIAL EVENT RACE WILL BE HONORING ST PATRICK DAY
THE LEPRECHAUN STAKES

SO GET OUT YOUR LUCKY CHARMS TO WIN THE POT O GOLD!

POST TIME: 1:05 PM CENTRAL TIME ZONE / 2:05 ET

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
BEST TO READ EM THRU
CAUSE IF YA DON'T & ERRR
YOU MIGHT JUST SEE D.Q.

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:51 pm**

I HOPE TO BE A ''SWIFTY CAT''
TO RUIN THE ''FAVORITE'S'' GAME
WITH LONG-SHOT PIX TO FINISH FIRST
AND EARN THEMSELVES SOME FAME!

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R1 >>> 10 13/AE 4 2 7 6
ANIMAUXION (Leroidesanimaux = A Fave Sire)

BIG SIGH / AE
BLUSHING REALITY

R2 >>> 8 6 2 1 3
TOTALITY

UNBRIDLED EAGLE
SUPER STYLE

R3 >>> 8 6 4 5 1
SWIFTY CAT (Hopefully!)
(Discreet Cat / Macho Uno (HB) 2 Fave Sires

MOUNTAIN HONEY
SHE'S UP N GONE (Destiny ~ Ebony ~ Sweetums ~ Via)

R4 >>> 7 9 2 8 6
CIRCLE UNBROKEN

TISDALE
PURELY GIVEN (The Love By A Dog or Cat or Horse)

R5 >>> 6 7 1 8 2
SIZZLE FACTOR

CRIMSON FROST
STAY SPICY

R6 >>> 5 7 3 9 2
REAL CREEL
(Gray / Mizzen Mast A Fave Sire!)

HORSE FLY aka Bad Ass
ITER

R7 >>> 3 4 6 2 7
TIGER MOTH
OMG Can U Imagine That! Tiger With Wings

SHE MABEE WILD (What Ya Mean, MAYBE?)
ESKEN FOR MONEY (Eskendereya = A Fave Sire)

R8 >>> 6 3 2 8 5
FEAR THE COWBOY (Especially With Spurs On & A Whip)

DAZZLING GEM
MOR SPIRIT (My Real #1 But Not At 7/5)

R9 >>> 4 9 6 5 10
NEVER GIVE IN
*WildCat Heir & Roar! What's Not To Love!
Double Meows

LUNA DE LOCO
ONE FINE DREAM

R10 >>> 3 5 1 2 6
SONNETEER

UNTRAPPED
SILVER BULLION

R11 >>> 6 1 5 4 9
SPIRIT GRABBER

SOUTHWEST TRAIL aka Rocky Mountain High
WARDEN OF THE WEST

=^,,^=

Posted: **Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:14 pm**

**RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO:
SUPURRR~SATURDAY AT OAKLAWN PARK

CELEBRATING ST PATRICK'S DAY OUR FEATURE EVENT IS
"THE LEPRECHAUN STAKES"

THE HORSES ARE ADORNED WITH BRIGHT GREEN SILKS
BUT WHO OF THE 11 STARTERS WILL WIN THE POT O GOLD
AT THE RAINBOW'S END ~ AKA THE FINISH LINE
WHOSE CLOVER WILL HAVE 4 PETALS

RUMOR HAS IT THAT THE COLTS WERE GIVEN GREEN BEER
AND THE FILLYS DINED ON LUCKY CHARMS FOR BREAKFAST
AS EACH TRAINER TRIED TO FIND A BLARNEY STONE TO KISS!

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....
~NOT The Blarney Stone~ --

THE 11 HOPEFULS HAVE ALL ENTERED THE GATE....

AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE LEPRECHAUN STAKES

LIKE TWIN ROCKETS .....
DUSTY -&- CATALINA FIRE OUT OF THE GATE
TO TAKE A HUGE LEAD IN THE EARLY GOING

IT'S ABOUT 10 LENGTHS BACK TO PEEPTOAD
AND STARK -- THE DEFENDING CHAMPION
TRYING TO REPEAT HIS VICTORY GALLOP LAST OUT

IT'S ANOTHER 10 LENGTHS GAP TO CIGARSHOP -&- REAL QUIET

HEADING INTO THE TURN -- EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE:
BLUNNY ~ OAKLAWN CAPPER ~ POST TIME MIKE
FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN -&- TIGER DANCER

COMING OUT OF THE TURN
DUSTY -&- CATALINA HAVE NOW BEEN JOINED
BY PEEPTOAD & OAKLAWN CAPPER
AS THESE FOUR LEAD THE WAY
BY AT LEAST 13 LUCKY CHARM LENGTHS!

REAL QUIET ~ BLUNNY -&- CIGARSHOP -- ARE NEXT
BUT NOT GAINING ANY GROUND
ON THE FRONT RUNNING QUARTET

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK ARE
STARK -&- POST TIME MIKE

AND MEANDERING ALONG IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ARE:
RUFFIAN -- WHOSE ''INNER CHEETAH''
MUST BE SNOOZING BACK AT THE BARN
ALONG WITH TIGER DANCER --
WHOSE TEMPO IS A VERY SLOW 4--STEP

...

THE TWO FILLYS SEEM TO BE DISCUSSING SOMETHING ABOUT
FEATHERING A NEST AND SOME MOTHER GOOSE STORY?

......

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

WHAT HAD BEEN 4 ~ NECK AND NECK
HAS NOW TURNED INTO A MATCH RACE OF 2
AS OAKLAWN CAPPER HAS TAKEN COMMAND
WITH PEEPTOAD RIGHT AT HIS NECK

DUSTY IS STILL RUNNING STRONGLY
BUT HAS LOST A LOT OF GROUND
AS SHE & CATALINA ALMOST CLIPPED HEELS
COMING OUT OF THE TURN

REAL QUIET IS NEXT
WITH BLUNNY ABOUT 2 LENGTHS BEHIND HIM

IT'S A BIG GAP BACK TO STARK, CIGARSHOP, POST TIME MIKE
AND EVEN FARTHER BACK STILL -- JUST LOLLYGAGGING ALONG
ARE RUFFIAN -&- TIGER DANCER APPARENTLY FORGETTING
THAT THEY ARE EVEN IN A RACE!

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

OAKLAWN CAPPER --& PEEPTOAD
LOCKED IN A TIGHT BATTLE
WITH THE COLT'S NOSE JUST IN FRONT OF THE FILLY

DUSTY -&- REAL QUIET
NOW LOCKED INTO A BATTLE OF THEIR OWN
SIDE BY SIDE ~ STRIDE FOR STRIDE ABOUT 5 LENGTHS BACK

~BUT HOLD ON FOLKS ~
THE CROWD SUDDENLY ON THEIR FEET
WITH A DEAFENING ROAR SO LOUD
MY VOICE CAN HARDLY BE HEARD OVER THE SPEAKERS

SOMETHING IS CAUSING A FURY TO ERUPT IN THE STANDS!
AND NOW I SEE WHAT IT IS!

FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE ......

IT IS RUFFIAN ~~~
WHO SUDDENLY AWAKENED HER ''INNER CHEETAH''
AND TIGER DANCER WHOSE WALTZ HAS TURNED INTO
A LIGHTNING FAST FREESTYLE
ROARING PAST EVERYONE IN FRONT OF THEM!

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THE 2 FILLYS ARE SETTING BLISTERING FRACTIONS
IN THE FINAL FURLONGS
BUT WILL IT BE TOO LITTLE TOO LATE
TO CATCH THE FRONT RUNNING DUO OF
OAKLAWN CAPPER -&- PEEPTOAD

RUFFIAN HAS ANSWERED THAT QUESTION IN A HEARTBEAT
AS SHE HAS ROARED RIGHT PAST THE DUO IN FRONT
TO TAKE COMPLETE CONTROL OF THE LEAD

TIGER DANCER WITH EQUALLY MIND BLOWING SPEED IS JUST
A LENGTH BEHIND THE FREAKY FAST FILLY IN FRONT!

THE OTHER MATCH RACE BEFORE
WITH OAKLWN CAPPER & PEEPTOAD
HAS NOW TURNED INTO ANOTHER EPISODE OF --
THE ''BIG CAT DIARY''

WILL THE CHEETAH WHO'S KNOWN AS THE FASTEST LAND ANIMAL
BE ABLE TO OUTRUN AND OUTSMART THE DANCING TIGER?
THE ANSWER AT THE WIRE IS A RESOUNDING ---- HELL YEH!!

WITH ANOTHER FINAL BURST OF POWER, RUFFIAN HAS ROARED
PAST THE WIRE TO WIN THE POT OF GOLD -- AS THE
DANCING TIGER EASILY SHARES THE GLORY OF A FILLY EXACTA!

OAKLAWN CAPPER BY ONE PETAL OF A 4 LEAF CLOVER TAKES 3rd
OVER PEEPTOAD WHO HAS STOLEN ''THE PRECIOUS''

SO THE INAUGURAL RUNNING OF "THE LEPRECHAUN STAKES"
WILL ENTER THE RECORD BOOKS WITH THE 'BIG-CAT-DIARY' HEADLINE

$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$

1st ~ RUFFIAN =========== $119.00 ~ POT OF GOLD TROPHY
~WINNER~

2nd~ TIGER DANCER ========== $108.80 ~ 4-LEAF CLOVER
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3rd ~ OAKLAWN CAPPER ======= $93.40 ~ CASE OF GREEN BEER
........

4th ~ PEEPTOAD ============ $90.60 ~ THE PRECIOUS GOLDEN RING
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~~*Gollum Alert! Seen Hiding In The Bushes!!

=== ALSO RAN ===

DUSTY =========== $83.00

REAL QUIET ======== $82.60

CATALINA ========= $57.80

BLUNNY ========== $56.40

STARK (DC) ======== $35.40

CIGARSHOP ======== $35.20

POST TIME MIKE ===== $30.40
(**DOG HOUSE HOSTS:
JACK DANIELS ~ JIM BEAM -&- CO. WELCOME -- PTM)
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CONTACT THE CAT-ZILLA IN CHARGE:
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND A
SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME

IF YA CONSUMED A LOT OF BEER
THEN PLEASE LET ANOTHER DRIVE
CAUSE LIFE IS A PRECIOUS GIFT
AND WE WANT YA'LL TO SURVIVE!
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