Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Posted: **Mon Mar 13, 2017 12:02 pm**

CONGRATS TO CATALINA ON A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP
SHE WILL BE RUNNING FOR THAT ELUSIVE 3~PEAT THIS TIME

SINCE IT WORKED SO PURRR-FECTLY TWICE BEFORE FOR HER
WHY NOT SEE IF THE ''3rd TIME IS A CHARM'' IS TRUE?

VENUE: TAMPA BAY DOWNS (Hopefully Not A 'Downer')

FEATURING THE 'IDES OF MARCH' STAKES
*HONORING MY BELOVED DESTINY'S BIRTHDAY
GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN!

POST TIME: 12:55 PM = ET

SCOREKEEPER => DUSTY
SOMETHING ABOUT CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES
MAKES DUSTY WANNA STAY THERE!

WITH TECHNICAL ISSUES RAISING THEIR HEAD
TIZ RUFFIAN WHO BRINGS THE RACE CALL INSTEAD

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:42 am**

TABULARASA @ TAMPA

R1 >>> 6 5 3 2 1
MYSTIC DELIGHT

SPRING ME
BEELINE
(Not as much Fun as a Zip-Line)

R2 >>> 7 4 2 5 1
JOHNNY CASH

DREXELS GOLD
QUICK COCONUT

R3 >>> 5 7 3 1 6
MISS POW WOW

SHALL WE GATHER
SUGAH SWEET

R4 >>> 7 4 3 1 6
STARSHIP MERCURY (GEMINI)

TIZ SAMURAI
CITY ELITIST

R5 >>> 3 1 6 5 9
DAZZLE (What Fillys Do To Colts!)

SHLEE
ANY DAY

R6 >>> 7 2 3 8 1
OVERCAME

DU BULL
SPECTACULAR WARRIOR

R7 >>> 3 6 9 7 12/AE 1
CALICO KITTEN
(Prefer Tortishell)

ULTIMATE X (Song & Glacken = 2 Fave Sires!)
TAKIN THE SLOROAD

R8 >>> 4 7 5 11 8
ZARLEEZA
('Z' OBSESSION OF COURSE)

PRIDE LEADER (WildCat Heir)
LET THE MUSIC PLAY

R9 >>> 9 5 3 6 1
EL HURACAN

SIMPLY TIZWAY
SURETY

Posted: **Thu Mar 16, 2017 10:24 pm**

**RESULTS**

AS TECHNICAL ISSUES CONTINUE
RAISING ITS UGLY TECH HEAD
DUSTY WILL NOT DO THE SCORING
SO RUFFIAN WILL DO IT INSTEAD

WITH CRIMINAL TYPE & JOHN HENRY
BOTH COLTS STILL AT THE VET
AND ADDING SNOW INTO THE NORTHEAST
SO 7 TO RUN IS ALL WE COULD GET

CATALINA WILL RUN FOR A '3-PEAT'
IN THE BOTS 'IDES OF MARCH' STAKES
6 WILL BE TRYING TO STOP HER
AS HISTORY SHE WILL TRY TO MAKE

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'IDES OF MARCH'
BUT THE WIND DIDN'T BRING ANY SPEED
NONE OF THE 7 WHO ARE RUNNING
ARE FINDING THE PACE THAT THEY NEED

THE FRACTIONS ARE SURE MIGHTY SLOW
THEY'RE RUNNING MORE JUST LIKE SNAILS
A TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP OF SEVEN
OF NOSES, SLOW LEGS AND LOW TAILS

....

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
BUT THERE SIMPLY IS NO FAST PACE
THE 7 ALL SEEM QUITE LETHARGIC
SO WHO WILL WIN THIS SLOW RACE?

OUT OF THE 7 WE SEE NOW
THREE COLTS HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD
CATALINA APPEARS VERY SLUGGISH
NOT FINDING WHAT SHE WILL NEED...

TO WIN FOR THE FILLYS '3-PEAT GLORY'
CAUSE THE SPEED TO WIN SHE DOES LACK
A FROSTED WHISKER INSTEAD
IS WHAT SHE THEN WILL BRING BACK

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY ALL COME
IN THE LEAD IS STARK AND THEN BLUNNY
CIGARSHOP -&- RUFFIAN TOGETHER
PERHAPS WITH A SHOT AT SOME MONEY

DEFENDING CHAMP CATALINA IS NEXT
THEN TIGER DANCER FOLLOWED BY DUSTY
ALL OF THE 7 TODAY
ARE LOOKIN JUST CRUSTY -&- RUSTY!

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST UP AHEAD
THE FINAL TIMES REALLY ARE SLOW
IT'S ANYBODY'S GUESS OF THE OUTCOME
AND TO WHOM THE TROPHY WILL GO

AND FINALLY NOW WE ALL KNOW
WHOSE NOSE HAS TOUCHED ON THE WIRE
IT'S STARK WHO TAKES HOME THE WIN
JUST NOT WITH A LOT OF HOT FIRE

FINISHING JUST IN BEHIND HIM
IN 2nd PLACE THERE WE SEE BLUNNY
CIGARSHOP NEXT, THEN RUFFIAN
THESE FOUR TAKE HOME ALL THE MONEY

CATALINA NOT ABLE TO DO IT
NO 3-PEAT TODAY AND NO GLORY
INSTEAD A FROSTED WHISKER
WILL TELL OF THE FILLY'S SAD STORY

THE RACE FOR THE CAT HOUSE KEY
WHO WOULD RUN SLOWEST TODAY
TIGER DANCER JUST MISSED IT
IN THE CAT HOUSE DUSTY WILL STAY!

THERE IS AN ODD SPECIAL TROPHY
A 3-PEAT "PURRRFECTA" BY NAME
TO STAY IN THE CAT HOUSE 3 TIMES
IS ALL THAT IS DONE TO EARN FAME

AND DUSTY HAS NOW GOT THAT HONOR
3 TIMES IN THE CAT HOUSE SHE GOES
THE WAY THAT THE FILLY HAS DONE IT
WAS BY RUNNING 3 TIMES WAY TOO SLOW

ANOTHER AWARD NOMINATION
FOR THE ''LOST IN THE FOG'' WE DO SEE
TO WIN WITH THE LOWEST OF MONEY
IS HOW THIS AWARD GOT TO BE

SO STARK GOES UP TO THE PENTHOUSE
WITH FRACTIONS SO SLOW IN THE BOOK
A 'LOST IN THE FOG' NOMINEE NOW ~
$37.60 WAS ALL THAT IT TOOK!

HERE IS THE ORDER OF FINISH
BUT IF U THINK IT IS WRONG
NOTIFY THE RUFF ONE IN CHARGE
SHE'LL FIX IT BEFORE VERY LONG

$$-OFFICIAL PAYOUT-$$

STARK ======== $37.60

BLUNNY ======= $31.00

CIGARSHOP ===== $25.40

RUFFIAN ======= $23.60
(At Least Steals The Precious)

=== ALSO RAN / THO NOT MUCH ===

(DC) CATALINA ==== $21.20

TIGER DANCER ==== $18.00

DUSTY ========= $14.40
**3-PEAT CAT-HOUSE 'PURRRFECTA' TROPHY --

~TIGER DANCER -&- CATALINA KEEPING HER COMPANY~

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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~ Zzzzzz

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