Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2017 1:15 pm**

CONGRATS TO PEEPTOAD WHO LEAPED HER WAY INTO
THE WINNER'S CIRCLE BY DAYLIGHT LEAVING THE REST
TRYING TO HOP FASTER FOR SOME PURSE MONEY

VENUE: A NO BRAINER AT GULFSTREAM PARK, FEATURING
THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH AND SEVERAL OTHER STAKES
OMG! IS IT 'THAT' TIME ALREADY? IS DERBY FEVER IN THE AIR?

POST TIME: NOON EASTERN / 11 AM CT / 10 AM MT / 9 AM PT

THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
THE 2ND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE
THEN ~ ~ ~ THE CAT GETS IT ALL!

*** HERE IS A PREVIEW OF THE EXCITEMENT AHEAD ***

Race 4 $100,000 Here Comes The Bride S 1 1/16 Miles Turf 7 1:30 PM
Race 5 $100,000 Fred W. Hooper S. 1 Mile Dirt 8 2:00 PM
Race 6 $100,000 Sand Springs S. 1 Mile Turf 9 2:30 PM
Race 7 $150,000 The Very One S. 1 3/16Miles Turf 8 3:01 PM

Race 9 $100,000 Palm Beach S. 1 1/16 Miles Turf 9 4:03 PM
Race 10 $200,000 Davona Dale S. 1 Mile Dirt 14 4:34 PM
Race 11 $150,000 Canadian Turf S. 1 Mile Turf 9 5:05 PM
Race 12 $200,000 Mac Diarmida S. 1 3/8 Miles Turf 12 5:35 PM

Race 13 $400,000 FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH 1 1/16 M Dirt 11 6:05 PM

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
ALWAYS WISE TO READ THRU
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRR & SEE D.Q.

=^,,^=

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:13 pm**

GRANDIOSE OR GHASTLY @ GULFSTREAM?

R1 >>> 9 3 1 4 6
UNBRIDLED HOLIDAY

LOOKIN AT BLESSING (Q Saves AshAvAri's Life!!)
ALWAYS DREAMING

R2 >>> 6 3 10 8 7
INHERIT THE WIND (Gray!)
(And Have HomeOwner's Insurance!)

SENTRY
STORM SCAT (Ewwwww)

R3 >>> 2 1 4 3 8
UNSPOILED MOMENTS (Kitten's Joy)

BLIND AMBITION (Stevie Wonder / Ray Charles / Ronnie Milsap)
PRINCE TITO

R4 >>> 1 6 5 4 3 >>> HERE COMES THE BRIDE S
DREAM DANCING
(Ironic Name / Stakes > I Married My Dance Partner)

PARTY BOAT (Honeymoon Cruise)
HAPPY MESA

R5 >>> 5 1 4 3 6 >>> FRED W HOOPER S
TALE OF S'AVALL
(One Of These Days He MIght Actually Win For Me!)

HY RIVERSIDE (Macho Uno / Distorted Humor! 2 Fave Sires)
BIRD SONG (My Bedtime Tape)

R6 >>> 9 1 4 6 5 >>> SAND SPRINGS S
MY SWEET GIRL (DESTINY)

ICE FESTIVAL
ALWAYS THINKING (Gemini Trait)

R7 >>> 8 5 3 4 2 >>> THE VERY ONE S
QUIET KITTEN (O Joy!)

TRY YOUR LUCK
SUFFUSED

R8 >>> 2 3 13 11 7
MYAKKA RIVER

TIME TO TRAVEL
FAYEQ

R9 >>> 4 5 1 7 6 >>> PALM BEACH S
KITTEN'S CAT
(Kitten's Joy & Discreet Cat! Meow Meow)

SNAP DECISION
COWBOY CULTURE

R10 >>> 13 11 9 1 5 >>> DAVONA DALE S
BRAHM'S CAT (Prefer Paganini)

ASPEN HILLTOP
ELOQUENT RIDDLE

R11 >>> 5 8 9 3 2 >>> CANADIAN TURF S
CONQUEST PANTHERA
(Kitten's Joy)

INTERPOL
VISION PURRRRFECT

R12 >>> 5 11 3 9 7 > MAC DIARMIDA
CHARMING KITTEN (Joy)

TWILIGHT ECLIPSE (Keeps On Truckin!)
REPORTING STAR

R13 >>> 6 7 10 9 8 >>> FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
PRACTICAL JOKE (If These Pix Win!)
(Mischief & Distorted Humor > What's Not To Love!)

3 RULES (No Smoke / No Shoes / No Rap Or Jazz)
TAKAFUL

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:30 pm**

CAT SCRATCH FEVER AFFECTED RACE 6
MY FAVORITE ONE IS OUT OF THE MIX
"MY SWEET GIRL" & "MIZZ MONEY" TOO
SO HERE IS HOW I'VE ADJUSTED MY PIX

RACE 6 >>> 1 4 5 8
ICE FESTIVAL

ALWAYS THINKING (TIZ A GEMINI TRAIT)
CATCH A GLIMPSE
CELESTINE (Prophecy)

Posted: **Mon Mar 06, 2017 2:51 pm**

**RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO
SUPURRR~SATURDAY @ GULFSTREAM PARK
WHERE THE SUN IS HOT AND THE HORSES EVEN HOTTER!

TODAY WE CELEBRATE THE 'FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH'
~WITH MANY OF US THINKING ~
''GEE, WHY DOESN'T THAT COME IN BOTTLES AT THE STORE?''

BUT AS THE WISE SAYING PROCLAIMS ~
''AGE IS ONLY MIND OVER MATTER ~
IF YOU DON'T MIND ~ THEN IT DON'T MATTER!''

WITH SCRATCHES OF:
CRIMINAL TYPE -- STILL RECOVERING
AND OAKLAWN CAPPER -- VERY BUSY IN BREEDING SHED
WE HAVE 10 -- TO CHALLENGE -- PEEPTOAD
WHO IS RUNNING FOR A REPEAT VICTORY
AND OCCUPANCY OF THE PENTHOUSE!

THE POST PARADE IS UNDERWAY
SO NOW LET'S MEET THE FIELD:
(PP = LAST 2 STARTS)

RUFFIAN @ 15/1
2) 6 - 9

CIGARSHOP @ 3/1
2) 2 - 2

REAL QUIET @ 4/1
2) 3 - 8

BLUNNY @ 9/2
2) 3 - 5

DUSTY @ 10/1
2) 7 - 7

STARK @ 8/1
2) 5 - 6

TIGER DANCER @ 7/2
2) 4 - 2

PEEPTOAD (DC) @ 5/2
2) 1 - 9

POST TIME MIKE @ 7/2
2) 3 - 4

JOHN HENRY @ 12/1
1) 7th Followed by R&R At Rood & Riddle

CATALINA @ 5/2
2) 1 - 5

THE HORSES ARE ALL IN THE GATE & STANDING QUIETLY

AND ...... AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!

IT'S 5 ACROSS THE TRACK FOR A VERY SHORT LEAD
CIGARSHOP ~ REAL QUIET ~ BLUNNY ~ STARK -&- TIGER DANCER
**WHO SEEMS PRETTY EXCITED RUNNING WITH 4 COLTS!!

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

BUT NOW WE SEE JUST 4 ACROSS THE TRACK
WHO HIT THE ACCELERATOR IN THE TURN
AS OTHERS FAILED TO FIRE AND KEEP UP

RUFFIAN ~ CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY ~ JOHN HENRY
THESE 4 HAVE SEPARATED THEMSELVES FROM THE FIELD
BY 10 LENGTHS --- AS THE REST ARE PLAYING CATCH UP NOW

BLUNNY -&- REAL QUIET ARE NEXT -
TIGER DANCER -&- STARK JUST A LENGTH BEHIND THAT DUO

POST TIME MIKE ~ PEEPTOAD -&- CATALINA TRAIL THE FIELD

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

AND NOW THERE IS A CLEAR CUT LEADER WHO HAS LEFT
THE OTHERS WONDERING EXACTLY WHAT 'SUPPLEMENTS'
THAT TRAINER PUTS IN THE FEED BUCKET EACH DAY?

JOHN HENRY -- SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS OF HAVING
SPENT TIME AT THE VET CLINIC -- IS POURING IT ON NOW
TAKING A GIGANTIC LEAD OVER THE REST OF THE FIELD

CIGARSHOP -&- RUFFIAN ARE NEXT ... BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGH
THEN BLUNNY -&- REAL QUIET ~ ANOTHER 3 LENGTHS BACK
DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER -&- STARK
A HALF LENGTH BEHIND THAT COLT DUO

POST TIME MIKE ~ PEEPTOAD THE DEFENDING CHAMP ~ CATALINA
ALL WAY FAR BACK WITH NO CHANCE AT ALL FOR THE MONEY

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

JOHN HENRY --- TURNING UP THE HEAT EVEN MORE
IS SHOWING NO SIGNS OF TIRING OR SLOWING DOWN AT ALL

CIGARSHOP -&- RUFFIAN ... ARE ALL OUT TRYING TO CATCH THE
SUPERSONIC SPEED-DEMON IN FRONT -- BUT IT AIN'T WORKIN!

SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD
HAS EVERYONE ON THEIR FEET
AS WITHOUT WARNING -- BLUNNY ''THE ENERGIZER BUNNY''
HAS TURNED A ''BUNNY-HOP-TROT'' ... INTO A RAGING ROARING RUN

JOHN HENRY'S LEAD --- IS QUICKLY VANISHING INTO THE TWILIGHT ZONE
AS BLUNNY IS GAINING WITH EVERY STRIDE ON THE COLT IN FRONT

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD

EVERYONE IS ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING
FOR WHAT NOW HAS TURNED INTO A MATCH RACE!

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW....
WHO WILL STAND IN THE WINNER'S CIRCLE ~
THAT STOUT LADY BEGINS TO SING HER SONG OF
"IT AIN'T OVER TILL YOU HEAR THE FINAL CHORD''

BLUNNY IS NECK AND NECK WITH JOHN HENRY
WHO SEEMS STARTLED THAT
ANYONE ACTUALLY CAUGHT UP TO HIM
AFTER SETTING HUGE FRACTIONS
AND A GIGANTICUS LEAD!

IS THE VERY RARE ''DEAD-HEAT'' GONNA BE IN THE HISTORY BOOK?
**ONLY A PHOTO IS GONNA DETERMINE THAT ANSWER!

NOT ONLY A PHOTO IS NEEDED FOR THE WIN
BUT ALSO A VERY CLOSE FINISH FOR 3rd & 4th --
WITH CIGARSHOP -&- RUFFIAN!

THE TOTE BOARD IS LIGHTING UP LIKE A XMAS TREE NOW
WITH OBJECTIONS GALORE!
NUMBERS FLASHING ~ TRAINERS ON THE FIELD ~ JOCKEYS ON PHONES

WHAT SEEMS AN ETERNITY OF WAITING ~ FINALLY RESULTS APPEAR:

... BY A COLT WHISKER ~ JOHN HENRY HAS WON THE DAY!! --

BLUNNY ~ 'SO CLOSE -- BUT NO CIGAR' ~ IS THE BRIDESMAID

THE 'CIGAR' HAS GONE TO CIGARSHOP IN 3rd --

RUFFIAN HOLDS ON FOR 4th -&- THE PRECIOUS

$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$

1st~ JOHN HENRY ========== $104.90
* Amazing Speed & Determination After A Serious Stay @ Hospital!
~WINNER / "Good to Be The King"~

2nd ~ BLUNNY ============= $102.00
* Courageous Closing Kick -- Worthy Of Cryptoclearance!
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~

3rd ~ CIGARSHOP =========== $85.40
*Strong From Gate to Wire
~FLOWER-BEARER~

4th ~ RUFFIAN ============= $82.70
* Hot In The First Half ~ Cooled Down In Final Furlongs
~RING-BEARER~

==== ALSO RAN ====

REAL QUIET ========= $76.00

DUSTY ============ $66.80

TIGER DANCER ======= $66.50

STARK ============ $66.30

POST TIME MIKE ====== $38.40

(DC) PEEPTOAD ======= $37.80

CATALINA ========== $20.40
...Fresh Catnip Awaits As Well As Some New Chippendale Dancers!
In her Modern-Contemporary Cat-House....
....

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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
SOME FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH WATER FOR YOUR JOURNEY
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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