Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Posted: **Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:26 pm**

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN WHO'S 'INNER CHEETAH'' MANAGED
TO OUT RUN 2 COLTS HOT ON HER TAIL TO PROVE HOW THE
CHEETAH EARNED THE REPUTATION OF: THE FASTEST

VENUE: YES ~ DELTA DOWNS AGAIN
THE LOGIC IS TO RETURN TO THE SCENE OF THE 'CRIME'
TO TRY & STEAL ANOTHER ONE!

FEATURE EVENT: VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE
WHEN THE FILLYS WHOOP THE COLTS IN BOTS!

POST TIME:
5:40 PM CENTRAL
6:40 PM ET
4:40 PM MT
3:40 PM PT

SCOREKEEPER

SCORING FROM THE CAT HOUSE AMIDST CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES
WILL BE THE DANCING TIGER DOIN THE FELINE-4-STEP

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
BEST TO TAKE A BITE
CAUSE IF YA DON'T & DQ
YOU'LL SIMPLY WHINE ALL NITE

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2017 7:10 pm**

DARING & DECEPTIVE @ DELTA DOWNS

R1 >>> 7 3 4 1 5
YES ~ I'M TRICKY

DD CLASSIC
TRIPLE FLASH

R2 >>> 8 4 3 2 9
BEAUTIFUL MUSIC

CLEAR INTENT
ROYAL FORCE

R3 >>> 1/1A 6 2 8 7
STAR ROCKET
LIL & TUFF (LAYLA!)

REAPER'S JEWEL
OVERKNIGHT

R4 >>>11/AE 9 7 1 2
LOW PLACES (GARTH!)

DEVIL'S PAY
INCLUDE INDYCAT
BIPARTISAN

R5 >>> 4 7 12/AE 10 11/AE
PERDIDO WILDCAT

LION RAMPANT
TOUGH BOSS (LAYLA)
SHOW ME SUMTHING GOOD

R6 >>> 7 3 5 4 2
DESTINY'S PORT

TIGER LADY
SWEEZY

R7 >>> 9 10 7 6 1
DAWN IN THE DELTA

OLD CONCH
SOARING STAR

R8 >>> 4 5 7 6 2
(* TUFFEST CHOICE OF THE DAY!!!)

REAL GONE CAT
(Big Top Cat)

THIS CATS A TALKIN (Catienus)
MOON HOPPER

R9 >>> 12 AE / 7 8 2 5
AE) INTIMIDATORS GIRL

FRISKY BREEZE
PRINCESS ARWEN

Posted: **Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:49 am**

**RESULTS**

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO
MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS DAY AT DELTA DOWNS

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY WILL BE:
"THE ST VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE"

THE RACE TURNED OUT TO IMPRESSIVELY LIVE UP TO IT'S NAME
AS THE COLTS CAME ARMED WITH CUPID'S DARTS
..... LACED WITH DEADLY DYNAMIC DETERMINATION ~
WHILE THE FILLYS CAME ARMED WITH KISSES, CUTENESS & CANDY

THEIR WILEY WICKED WAYS WOULDN'T WORK
ON THE CLEVER, COURAGEOUS COLTS
WHO WERE DETERMINED NOT TO BE AFFECTED
BY THE FRIVOLITY OF THE FRISKY FILLYS!

WHEN THE GATES OPENED, IT WAS JOHN HENRY -&- STARK
OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD -- WITH CATALINA JUST OFF THEIR TAILS
BLUNNY QUICKLY JOINED THAT TRIO
REAL QUIET -&- CIGARSHOP PICKED UP SPEED TO JOIN HIM

TRAILING FAR BACK IN THE EARLY GOING ARE:
RUFFIAN -- TRYING TO DEFEND HER VICTORY OF LAST WEEK,
ALONG WITH DUSTY -&- TIGER DANCER

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

JOHN HENRY HAS KICKED CLEAR
OF STARK -&- CATALINA
AND NOW HAS THE LEAD ALL TO HIMSELF

BLUNNY IS RIGHT THERE AND LOOKING VERY STRONG
REAL QUIET IS STAYING RIGHT WITH HIM
AS THE 3 COLTS HAVE TAKEN TOTAL COMMAND OF THE RACE

THE FILLYS -------> ARE NOWHERE IN SIGHT

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

JOHN HENRY IS STILL LOOKING POWERFUL
BUT HIS LEAD IS DIMINISHING
AS BLUNNY -&- REAL QUIET ARE
GAINING GROUND WITH EVERY STRIDE

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

JOHN HENRY EVEN MORE DETERMINED
IS NOW SHOWING GREAT COURAGE
TRYING TO HOLD ON
TO HIS QUICKLY DIMINISHING LEAD

REAL QUIET HAS MOVED UP INTO 2nd
AND NOW IS JUST A HEAD IN FRONT OF BLUNNY

SUDDENLY IT'S CIGARSHOP KICKING INTO GEAR
JOINING THE OTHER 3 COLTS IN THE LEAD

TIGER DANCER FINALLY AWOKE -- TO REALIZE
THIS WAS -NOT- A 'LOVE FEST' FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!
THIS WAS A BATTLE OF THE SEXES FOR HONOR & GLORY!

BUT HER SUDDEN AWARENESS
WAS JUST TOO LITTLE TOO LATE!

STARK -&- CATALINA ALMOST CLIPPED HEELS ON THE TURN
COSTING THEM BOTH TO LOSE MOMENTUM AND DROP BACK

RUFFIAN -&- DUSTY -- SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
ARE IN A CLOSE BATTLE FOR THE KEY TO THE CAT HOUSE!

....

THE WIRE IS JUST AHEAD......

JOHN HENRY DETERMINED TO HOLD ON
DIGS DEEP TO FIND JUST A LITTLE MORE
AS HIS NOSE TOUCHES THE WIRE -- 1st

REAL QUIET IS EQUALLY DETERMINED -- TO ACQUIRE YET ANOTHER
'BRIDESMAID' GOWN FOR HIS 'IMPRESSIVELY LARGE' --- COLLECTION
AND FINDS MORE TO SEAL THE 2nd PLACE DEAL

IT'S A TIGHT PHOTO FOR THE SHOW SPOT -&- THE PRECIOUS

OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
AS 2 TRAINERS RUN ONTO THE TRACK
AND 2 JOCKEYS ARE ON THE PHONE

STEWARDS ARE HAVING DISCUSSIONS WITH ALL
LISTENING TO THE OBJECTIONS,
REVIEWING THE REPLAY OF THE FINAL FURLONG ~

THE LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING AND OFFICIAL
ORDER OF FINISH -- IS NOW UP ON THE TOTE BOARD

THE ''BATTLE OF THE SEXES'' WAS NO BATTLE AT ALL!

IT'S A GENUINE ''VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE'' BY THE COLTS
FINISHING 1--2--3--4 IN A SPECTACULAR SUPERFECTA!!!!

ADDING CROW -&- HUMBLE PIE TO THE VICTORY DINNER ~
THERE'S A FILLY IN THE CAT HOUSE!

$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$

1st ~ JOHN HENRY =========== $60.00

2nd ~ REAL QUIET ============ $51.80

3rd ~ CIGARSHOP ============ $45.20

4th ~ BLUNNY =============== $44.00
....(Wonders If Gollum Finds 'Bunny' Tasty?)

=== ALSO RAN ===

TIGER DANCER ========= $36.20

CATALINA ============ $21.80

STARK ============== $20.40

RUFFIAN {DC} ========== $18.40

DUSTY ============== $11.40
.....TO THE CAT-HOUSE....

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~Although a Colt Massacre Today ....After the Races....

Let there be Valentine Celebrations of Love & Joy!!

**Graphics By: TIGER DANCER

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