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MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 2/1 *RESULTS* @ DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 12:51 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS ONCE AGAIN TO THE 'DUSTY ONE'
WHO DID MORE THAN JUST 'DUST' THE COMPETITION ~
SHE TOOK EM ALL TO THE CLEANERS!
SHE APPEARS TO HAVE REDISCOVERED HER INNER MOJO
THAT REWARDED HER THE HOTY TROPHY IN 2010
VENUE: DELTA DOWNS
POST TIMES:
5:40 PM CENTRAL TIME ZONE / 6:40 ET / 4:40 MT / 3:40 PT
SCOREKEEPER:
SCORING FROM THE OLE DOG HOUSE WILL BE JOHN HENRY
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN NOT, AND SEE D.Q.
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 2/1 @ DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 12:41 pm
by RUFFIAN
DANGEROUS & DECEIVING @ DELTA DOWNS
R1 >>> 8 9 2 5 3
RECREATIONAL USE (& Legal)
(D'WildCat)
DEREYAICHI (Eskendereya) A Fave Sire
D D CLASSIC
R2 >>> 2 3 8 4 7
TIGER LADY
(One Of My 'Kin')
GATO MAJADO
MAMA'S QUEEN (AshAvAri)
R3 >>> 2 3 7 6 5
NO GAME FOR SISSYS
TRICKY SLEW
OUR WILD DANCER
R4 >>> 2 7 5 8 4
WORD OF THE DAY => FILLYS WIN
RED CAVIAR (Prefer Black! The Edible & The Horse)
ALL FORE KICKS
R5 >>> 4 1 3 6 8
DREAMIN TIGER
BLAZING SENSATION (aka: Cheetah)
LOVE DAT BABY (Kittens)
R6 >>> 10 7 5 1 2
MR BUDLITE
(Good & Tuff / You're A Monkey!)
LOVE YOU TOO BABY
REVENUE NEUTRAL
R7 >>> 6 8 10 1 2
MISS SWEET SPOTS
(aka: Cheetah)
WILD LIL REBEL (Layla)
TWIN SKIES
R8 >>> 1 10 6 2 3
TOP CAT'S BEST BET
SALUTE THE C(AT)
STORMATION
R9 >>> 6 9 12/AE 5 3 4
TOO BAD CHU (Leroidesanimaux / Fu Peg)
2 Fave Sires
PLATINUM BAND (Dam: DH)
(ae) INTIMIDATORS GIRL
DREAM RATE
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ~ 2/1 *RESULTS* @ DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:08 pm
by Tiger Dancer
**ROARIN RESULTS**
~And it's gonna be One Wild Ride~
'The Devil' went down to Delta
He was lookin' for a "PHIL" to steal
He was in a bind -- Cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to 'Make a Deal'
When he came upon this Groundhog
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
The devil jumped up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a fiddle player too
And if you'd care to 'Take a Dare'
I'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle,
But give the 'Devil His Due'
I'll bet a fiddle of gold ... Against your soul
'Cause I think I'm better than you."
Groundhog said to Devil,
"My name's Punxsutawney Phil
.... And it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet & You're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been."
So Phil, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Delta and The Devil deals the cards.
If you should win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold,
..... But if you lose .... The Devil gets your soul.
The Devil opened up his case and he said, "I'll start this show."
Fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
He pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of demons joined in to play along with this.
.... 
When the Devil finished, Phil said...
"Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done."
"Fire on the Mountain." Run, Horses, run!
The Devil's in the House of the Rising Sun;
Colts band together and they're putting on a show
But there's a Filly on the loose and she's goin for the dough
~A Mighty Field of 8 On the Run~
The Devil bowed his head because
He knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden fiddle
on the ground at P Phil's feet.
Phil said, "Devil, just come on back....
If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you son of a gun—
I'm the best that's ever been."
"Sympathy for The Devil"??? -- 
Oh No.... not on this day
For Phil is back in ole PA
To announce when Spring is on It's way!!
... 
**This just in..... P Phil.... Sees his Shadow = 6 more weeks of winter
Or.... Alternative Fact..... 6 more weeks till Spring
Either way, it's already marked on the calendar....
March 20th -- 1st day of Spring (about 6 weeks away)
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A 4--Pack of Colts heading for the wire:
John Henry -- Real Quiet -- Cigarshop -- Blunny
All on the run.... Till they run out of sun
And trying to get them some money!!
Ruff -- Tiger Dancer -- Dusty
All "running" at the Pace of Snail
Meandering back to the Cat-Shak
To whine and munch on a bale......
But --- Catalina.... Found some extra fire in those hooves
Flew by John Henry And the rest of the pack
... She took the lead and never looked back!!
**BIG WIN for Herself and the "Phillys" -- 
**PHOTO FOR 2nd -&- 3rd
AND HERE'S SOME BREWS FOR THE COLTS.....
$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$
1st ~ CATALINA--------------$78.90
2nd ~ REAL QUIET -----------$68.70
3rd ~ JOHN HENRY -----------$68.20
{Anyone got .50 cent.... and I Don't mean Curtis Jackson} -- 
4th ~ BLUNNY ----------------$58.90
...Rest of The Field ...
CIGARSHOP -----------$32.90
RUFFIAN ---------------$20.00
TIGER DANCER --------$13.40
DUSTY ------------------$11.40
~Dusty & Tiger Dancer.....
Back at the Cat-Shack --- Already Drinking in Defeat~
... And some Cosmos -&- Wine
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**RACE CALL & GRAPHICS BY: TIGER DANCER
...WITH SOME BLATANT PLAGIARISM -- PURRR: CHARLIE DANIELS -- 
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