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CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN WHO ONCE AGAIN LET HER
''INNER CHEETAH'' RUN FREE & WILD LEAVING THE
REST OF THE FIELD STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP

THIS TIME SHE WILL HAVE HER EYE ON THE ELUSIVE
3-PEAT TROPHY AND HAS ORDERED SPECIAL CATNIP
FOR HER ''INNER CHEETAH'' THAT HAS BEEN TESTED
AND APPROVED BY THE TRACK SUPERINTENDENT

VENUE: TAMPA BAY DOWNS

POST TIME: 12:25 NOON ET

SCOREKEEPER
SCORING FROM THE DOG HOUSE (NOT THE PENTHOUSE!)
WILL BE THE ONE & ONLY => CIGARSHOP

IN THE EVENT HE IS UNABLE TO FULFILL SCORING DUTY
THE RUFFZILLA WILL STEP IN TO HANDLE THE RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
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BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
OR A D.Q. YOU JUST MAY BE!

TENACIOUS OR TERRIBLE @ TAMPA
THREE PEAT OR CAT HOUSE FOR ME?
CATS & KITTENS MAY BRING JOY
OR RUNNING LAST MAY COME TO BE

R1 >>> 4 5 1 6 3
BLUEGRASS (CAT) KID

WILD WINTER (WILDCAT HEIR)
STREET RAGE
(Dang Slow Subaru's Can't Even Do Speed Limit!)


R2 >>> 8 5 6 4 7
PAGAN JOY

MUD IN YER EYE
RAINBOW CODE


R3 >>> 2 7 3 6 1
IRON RUN (GRAY!)

SLATER RIVER
TRIPLE SERIOUS


R4 >>> 3 8 6 4 7
MISS SWIFT KITTY
(Tale Of The CAT)

MYSTIC DELIGHT
COLD DISH


R5 >>> 7 2 4 8 5
CHASING THE STARS

EXPIALIDOCIOUS
SON OF GREATNESS


R6 >>> 3 7 1 4 5
FELINE TRIFECTA

ADIOS CAT (Dam Sire: Tale Of The Cat)

NEUQUA (Dam: Love This Kitten > Joy)
RENEE'S CAT (Cowtown Cat)


R7 >>> 8 7 2 1 4 (What's JRV Doin HERE On A Wednesday?)
GONNA WIN A LOT

BLUE MOON DIAMOND (Tale Of Ekati)
WATCH YOUR WORDS (Tell Madonna That At The March! )


R8 >>> 7 1 9 2 13/AE
JUSTICE PREVAILS

FLY BY YOU (Wishful Thinkin?)
TEMPESTUOUS ANGEL


R9 >>> 3 6 4 7 9
DASH OF DAZZLE

AZIMUT
FAST FLYING RUMOR


R10 >>> 11/AE (Hopefully She's IN)! 10 6 2 4
(ae) COUGARESS (Kitten's Joy!)

BRIDGE OF SIGHS (If Cougaress Doesn't Get In)
MISS HIGH TIDE
SPUNSATIONAL

RESULTS BY CIGARSHOP @ TBRF

Here we are at Tampax Downs on a warm winters afternoon.... Our field is like a Kia very compact..
Only 7 choose to join the fray.......

Her kittiness is on the verge of a three peat, don't hold your breasts awaiting the decision... Because today one runner ran away with our event like a " fart in the wind " (Shawshank Redemption quote)

I do want to thank John Henry for taking the keys to the Pole Dancing Palace, I've left the frig stocked with beer and patron.... The strippers are cleaning the house awaiting your every desire... BTW they are all extremely flexible :chickendance:

While our country is already trumped out, here at the track we have no major issues other than my peculiar sense of humor.... Ok now to the business at hand

Dusty ran away and never looked back, a very impressive show of speed and stamina...quite a ways back to Blunny....even further back to the defending dart board prognosticator extrodinaire Ruff....

First Prize: Dusty $83.00
Second Prize: Blunny $48.20
Third Prize: Ruff $33.80
Fourth Prize: My beloved Le Tigre $32.20
Fifth Prize: Catalina $17.20
Sixth Prize: Cigarshop $13.70
Boobie Prize: John Henry $6.80

These scores are perfect, no need to erase and adjust... Posted in a very timely matter...
I bid you adieu, remember save a horse ride a cowboy