Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

CONGRATS TO THE DUSTY ONE ------ AGAIN!
JUST AS MANY OF US ARE SHIVERING IN OUR BOOTS ~
THIS FILLY HAS GOTTEN HOT HOT HOT LATELY!

VENUE: TAMPA BAY DOWNS

POST TIME: 12:25 PM ET

SCOREKEEPER

ONCE AGAIN TIZ CIGARSHOP SCHEDULED TO SCORE
UNLESS THE OLE DOG HOUSE PROVIDES WAY TOO MUCH
BOOZE & BABES --- WE MAY NEED AN INTERVENTION!

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
IF YOU SCROLL DOWN ENUFF
CAUSE IF YA DON'T & ERRR
THAT D.Q. GONNA FEEL RUFF!

TENACIOUS & TEMPESTUOUS @ TAMPA

R1 >>> 1 6 7 3 2
HAWK EYE JUSTICE

CONSERVATIONIST
TICKET TO FAME


R2 >>> 1 4 6 5 3
LADY DEVIL

REALISTIC
DONT WASTE UR PRETTY


R3 >>> 3 8 7 4 2
VOODOO STORM

WORD RACER
MONEY TREE


R4 >>> 2 3 1 5 4
SCARLETT DEL

BLUTADDA
SHE'S COAL HEARTED
(Hoping They Change Into Diamonds!)


R5 >>> 3 6 5 7 9
AWESOME CHALLENGE

PINK MAMA
I'M MONEY IN THE BANK


R6 >>> 1 6 5 7 3
THRICE NICE

SING ONE SONG
RIGHT OR WRONG


R7 >>> 1 3 4 7 6
DASH OF DAZZLE

SWAGBAG
THUNDER HARBOR


R8 >>> 10 8 3 6 2
CALICO KITTEN
(Prefer Tortishell)

BUCKING THUNDER
TREE FIRE (Due To Careless Ignorant Humans!)


R9 >>> 5 7 8 10 6
STAR GALA

PARA VIVIR
NEUQUA


R10 >>> 2 10 5 3 4
SOME DREAMS COME TRUE

CHASING THE STARS
SPEED GAME (Just Can't Drive 35!)

RESULTS BY CIGARSHOP @ TBRF

Only 7 chose to show up for the race today, I can only assume the rest are still bloated from Christmas... Rumors have it Criminal Type drank 4 quarts of Johnny Blue leaving him purple.
Le Tigre was last sighted worn out on her bed, wonder who did that to her?

And we are off at Tampa Bay Downer off like a Trump Tweet goes Dusty, the rest of the field shaking their tails and other vital parts. It appears we are all running for second prize today. Dusty blasts off yet again this lead is now insurmountable and they'd have to sprout wings to catch the front runner.

We seem to have a race for place and the penthouse aka doggie pen, we are now rounding the far turn and heading for home. Blunny just finished a hot dog and belched his way past Ruffian. Ruffian appears to have third money locked up. Real Quiet and myself are batteling for fourth and then we have Catalina and John Henry just watching the rest of the field run away.

Today was really no contest whatsoever Dusty dusted the field, Blunny was holding his own again for second, Ruffian held her rear clear for third. Real Quiet took the pole dance award for running fourth.

Official Results:

1st-Dusty $144.00
2nd-Blunny $54.10
3rd-Ruffian $50.00
4th-Real Quiet $25.60
5th-Cigarshop $21.10
6th-John Henry $7.60
7th-Catalina $6.20

I wish you all a very Happy New Year, I am off on a family vacation and will return to run again January 11th.