Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Posted: **Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:55 am**

CONGRATS TO THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY WHOSE
EXTRA BATTERY PACK HELPED HIM DO AN AWESOME
TURKEY TROT PERFORMANCE TO THE WIRE

VENUE: REMINGTON PARK
BONUS BOTS DAY!

POST TIME: 7:05 CENTRAL TIME ZONE

SCOREKEEPER

TWISTING HER WHISKERS TO THE BEAT OF
HER OWN DRUM WILL BE RUFFIAN IN THE CAT HOUSE

CHIPPENDALES HAVE ALREADY BEEN NOTIFIED

AS WELL AS A CASE OF MEOW MIX & CATNIP!
PARTY ON GOLDEN DUDES!

RULES ARE ON THE MAIN MENU
A TASTY DELIGHT TO BROWSE THRU
CAUSE IT'S BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
IF YA ERRR AND GET A D.Q.

=^,,^=

Posted: **Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:12 pm**

RAUCOUS -- RUFF & READY TO ROCK & ROLL

R1 >>> 1 4 8 6 2
AFFIRMING

CITY ALL STAR
EASY MONEY

R2 >>> 7 5 6 4 2
LYRICS TO MY SONG
(Gray / Dam = Tale Of The Cat)

KEENE SENSE
STANZA

R3 >>> 1 7 8 6 4
GRASS COURT
(Innuendo Intentional)

HUALAHUISES
SUMMER KING

R4 >>> 9 7 4 3 5
KOOL KITTEN

WICKED IS GOOD
COWBOY COVER GIRL

R5 >>> 7 8 9 1 6
GIRL OF THE ROCKY (MOUNTAIN HIGH)

CERTAIN LADY
RED DEPUTY GIRL

R6 >>> 4 2 9 8 6
NOTIONAL STAR

LOOKS GOOD UNDER TACK (LAYLA!)
CROSSBOW STAR

R7 >>> 7 9 8 10 5
ALPHA & OMEGA
(The Name Of Our Herds @ Ranch)

STORM DEVIL
HE KNOWS BETTER

R8 >>> 2 6 7 8 11
PINK RUN FOR THE CURE

SCAT MEANS GO
AWESOME LOOK

R9 >>> 7 8 4 3 9
I'M A LITTLE HAZEY
(aka > Blonde Moments)

ID
BIG COUNTRY SHOW

=^,,^=

Posted: **Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:09 pm**

Remington Park

Race 1: 8-4-1

Race 2: 5-6-2

Race 3: 8-4-1

Race 4: 7-4-1

Race 5: 2-6-1

Race 6: 9-4-6

Race 7: 8-7-4

Race 8: 6-2-4

Race 9: 3-7-9

Posted: **Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:37 pm**

**RESULTS**

GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AT REMINGTON PARK
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS A SPECIAL BONUS BOTS EVENT

TIZ THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES (BOTS)
WHERE THE STRENGTH ~ POWER & STAMINA OF THE COLT DOGS
IS TESTED AGAINST THE STRATEGY & DYNAMIC DETERMINATION
OF THE FRISKY & FIERCE FILLY KITTYS

....

DEFENDING CHAMP, BLUNNY -- WILL TRY HIS BEST TO
REPEAT HIS LAST MM VICTORY WITH 9 OTHERS DOING
THEIR BEST TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING
**AND A SPECIAL WELCOME BACK TO CIGARSHOP & OAKLAWN CAPPER

THE CALL TO THE POST HAS JUST BEEN HEARD
AS THE POST PARADE IS ABOUT TO START
LEADING IT OFF:

PP #1 >> RUFFIAN @ 9/2

PP #2 >> CATALINA @ 3/1

PP #3 >> BLUNNY (DC) @ 2/1

PP #4 >> CIGARSHOP @ 20/1

PP #5 >> STARK @ 12/1

PP #6 >> OAKLAWN CAPPER @ 20/1

PP #7 >> JOHN HENRY @ 4/1

PP #8 >> REAL QUIET @ 8/1

PP #9 >> DUSTY @ 8/1

PP #10 > TIGER DANCER @ 5/2

EVERYONE IS STANDING QUIETLY JUST WAITING
FOR OAKLAWN CAPPER TO DECIDE TO GO IN
HE SEEMS LATHERED UP & ANTSY WHICH MAY
BE AN INDICATION OF WANTING TO RUN A BIG ONE
OR ------- I DON'T WANNA RUN AT ALL!

A FEW PEPPERMINTS AND EXTRA HANDLERS
HAVE PERSUADED THE COLT TO GO IN AND
NOW WE ARE READY TO RUN

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!

LEAVING THE GATE AS IF THE FOXHOUNDS WERE
ON HER TAIL IS DUSTY WHO HAS LEFT THE OTHERS
WONDERING IF THEIR GATE OPENED AT THE SAME TIME!

SHE HAS SEPARATED HERSELF FROM THE FIELD BY
20 LENGTHS AS THEY HEAD INTO THE TURN

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

BUT NOT HANDLING IT WELL, DUSTY HAS BACKED UP
AS A FEW OTHERS HAVE CAUGHT UP & PASSED THE FILLY

IT IS NOW REAL QUIET WHO HAS TAKEN THE LEAD
BY 7 LENGTHS
WITH A TRIO OF BLUNNY ~ RUFFIAN & DUSTY
CHASING HIS QUICKLY DISAPPEARING TAIL AHEAD

CIGARSHOP IS GAINING GROUND AND NOW HAS
JOINED THOSE 3 BEHIND REAL QUIET

IT'S ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK TO
OAKLAWN CAPPER ~ STARK & JOHN HENRY

AND TRAILING THE FIELD SHOWING NO SPEED YET
ARE TIGER DANCER & CATALINA

AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

REAL QUIET SHOWING NO SIGNS OF TIRING IS NOW
PICKING UP SPEED & EXTENDING HIS LEAD

THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE NOW PLAYING CATCH-UP
(HOLD THE MUSTARD) WHICH MAY BE HARD TO DO
AS REAL QUIET IS PUTTING ON QUITE A SHOW OF SPEED

.... Holding

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

REAL QUIET ~ BEING ANYTHING BUT QUIET IS MOVING
POWERFULLY AS THOUGHTS OF THE WINNER'S CIRCLE
MUST BE THE MOTIVATION FOR THIS DYNAMIC DISPLAY

BUT SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING
AS IF A TORNADO WERE COMING DOWN THE TRACK

IN A WAY THE ANALOGY ISN'T FAR OFF AS WITH
SUPER-SONIC SPEED TIGER DANCER HAS ROARED
UP THE TRACK PASSING EVERYONE IN HER WAY FLYING
RIGHT BY REAL QUIET WHO NEVER SAW THIS COMIN!

BUT JUST AS THE TIGER DANCED HER WAY INTO THE LEAD
STARK AND JOHN HENRY SEEMED TO REALIZE IN A MOMENT
THAT ON BOTS DAY, COLT HONOR WAS AT STAKE!

THE TWO COLTS WITH HOOVES BLAZING ~
QUICKLY JOINED REAL QUIET IN HOT PURSUIT OF
THE TIGER TAIL IN FRONT OF THEM

WHAT SEEMED LIKE A RUNAWAY VICTORY GALLOP
FOR REAL QUIET HAS NOW TURNED INTO A FREE-FOR-ALL
BETWEEN 3 COLTS & THE DANCING TIGER IN THE LEAD

AND THE CROWD IS GOING WILD!
HIGH PITCHED SCREAMS FROM THE LADIES
CHEERING ON THE FIERCE FAST FILLY ~

LOWER TONES OF THE MEN SHOUTING FOR THE 3 COLTS

AND WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD CAN SHE HOLD ON ~
OR WILL ONE OF THE 3 COLTS HAVE ENOUGH POWER
TO CATCH THE FILLY FOR A COLT BOTS CELEBRATION

WITH A FINAL SURGE OF SPEED & DETERMINATION
ONE COLT ANSWERS THE CALL ~
JOHN HENRY WITH A SHOCKING DISPLAY OF ACCELERATION
PUTS HIS NOSE ON THE WIRE FIRST JUST AS REAL QUIET
ALSO HIT HIGH GEAR --------- PASSING TIGER DANCER!

STARK MANAGES TO HOLD OF A LATE CLOSING KICK
BY CATALINA TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

SO IT'S A 1--2 COLT FINISH FOR THE BOTS GLORY

A SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON THE FACE OF TIGER DANCER
WHO THOUGHT SHE HAD THIS RACE WON FOR THE FILLYS --

$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$

1st ~ JOHN HENRY ========= $111.60
(Was Almost A Late Scratch Per Info From Trainer!)
~WINNER / TOP DOG~

2nd ~ REAL QUIET ========== $106.00
(Another Bridesmaid Gown For The Collection!!)
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~

3rd ~ TIGER DANCER ========= $92.80
(Flowers Won't Help Ease This Heartbreaker!)
~FLOWER-BEARER~

4th ~ STARK ============== $57.20
(With An Eye On The Bushes Where Gollum Lurks!)
~RING-BEARER~

=== ALSO RAN ===

CATALINA ============ $50.40

DUSTY ============== $47.20

RUFFIAN ============= $44.20

CIGARSHOP =========== $44.00

BLUNNY (DC) ========== $40.10

OAKLAWN CAPPER ======= $22.40
....(Earns Key To The Dog House
Not So Bad With Booze & Babes For Comfort!)

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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~
.... **I May have been 3rd.... But I still Love Flowers

**PS: IF YOU MISSED OUT ON OUR ANNUAL "TURKEY TROT"
BE SURE TO CHECK IT OUT!! --

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