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MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 10/26 *RESULTS* @ REMINGTON PARK
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2016 1:37 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO STARK THE SHARK WHO TOOK A BIG BITE
OUT OF RUFFIAN'S CHANCE AT A REPEAT WIN & FILLY GLORY
VENUE: REMINGTON PARK
POST TIME: 7:O7 PM = CENTRAL TIME ZONE
HOW BIZARRE! => NOT 7 PM - NOT 7:15 - NOT 7:30
SCOREKEEPER
DETERMINED TO GET THAT YEAR END DOG HOUSE KEY AWARD
WILL BE CRIMINAL TYPE YET AGAIN ~
HE PROBABLY WILL INVITE HIS BUDDIES:
JACK DANIELS & JIM BEAM TO JOIN HIM WHILE SCORING!
RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
CAUSE IF YA DON'T & ERRR
YOU MIGHT JUST SEE > D.Q.
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 10/26 @ REMINGTON PARK
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 12:26 pm
by RUFFIAN
RADICAL & RAMBUNCTIOUS @ REMINGTON!
A 'REMINGTON' GUN CAN SHOOT BLANKS
A 'REMINGTON' STEELE SOLVES CRIME
THESE CHOICES MAY BE BIZARRE
SO THE CAT HOUSE KEY MAY BE MINE!
R1 >>> 5 4 3 8 6
BLEU BRAVE
POLAR DUST (Bears Shedding?)
DUSTY RYDER (The Jockey?)
R2 >>> 5 1 3 6 7
QUADRUPLE DOG DARE
TOP NOTCH SLEW
HE KNOWS BETTER
R3 >>> 2 1 3 7 8
YES - I'M NATIVE
BLIND FAITH (That These Pix Could Win)
BAD BOY FLATS
R4 >>> 1 5 3 8 4
LIL MISS GREY (LAYLA!)
ROYAL CASSIOPEIA
KECOCA
R5 >>> 1 8 5 9 4
BOLD ANIMAUX
(Leroidesanimaux = RIP)
BAD HUMOR (Sharp & Distorted!)
SKY DRAMA (UFO)
R6 >>> 6 8 7 2 4
STORM DEVIL
STORMY HOLIDAY
PLASKA
R7 >>> 3 4 8 7 1
PINE TOP
HOW'S THE VIEW (Great From Pine Top!)
DULCE DE BATATA
R8 >>> 1 7 4 2 5
STARSHIP (Enterprise)
SITTIN HIGH
KERUGMA
R9 >>> 6 10 2 4 3
AFFIANT
SEMORE SMOKE (Yum!)
BAD E
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 10/26 @ REMINGTON PARK
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 5:18 pm
by Criminal Type
Picks to secure my winning --- the Key to the Dog House Award!
R1
7--6--8--3--4 = Gunsmoke N / WarOnTheHomeFront / Ish
R2
2--6--3--1--5 = (Jesse) James / Senor Smokey / He Knows Better
R3
3--5--4--1--10 = Bad Boy / Leflore / Shipman
R4
5--2--8--3--4 = Royal / Bling / Iwish
R5
3--9--5--4--2 = Ima DingDong / No Holds / Sky
R6
5--8--2--1--7 = Blu / Stormy / Rock
R7
5--8--3--2--1 = Greenback / Dulce / PineTop
R8
7--5--10--2--9 = High (Legally!) / On Tap / Preacher
R9
7--2--9--5--4 = Gold / Bad / Riggins
Luck to all // Safe trip for the Horses
Jim Beam & Jack Daniels agreed to keep me company again
so results may not appear till late Thursday --- maybe
No guarantee on cleverness - mind Lost In The Fog!
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 10/26 @ REMINGTON PARK
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2016 7:42 pm
by Tiger Dancer
**ROCKIN -&- ROLLIN @ REMINGTON** 
R-1: 4 - 2 - 3
R-2: 3 - 1 - 2
R-3: 8 - 7 - 5 - 4
R-4: 3 - 8 - 2 - 5
R-5: 7 - 1 - 2 - 5
R-6: 7 - 8 - 6 - 2
R-7: 7 - 9 - 3 - 1
R-8: 1 - 4 - 5 - 9
R-9: 6 - 7 - 10 - 2
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 10/26 *RESULTS* @ REMINGTON PARK
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2016 5:45 pm
by Criminal Type
Oaklahoma Daily News Report:
Highway Robbery at Remington Park Racetrack
We have been advised from the Track Superintendent
that money is missing from their Wednesday race day cash box
They have notified the Remington Police Force (RPF) who
have put out a BOLO (Be On the Look Out) for the Following Suspects
Criminal Type
Tiger Dancer
Ruffian
Catalina
Dusty
CigarShop
John Henry
Stark (Repeat Offender!)
Real Quiet
Blunny
The Remington Mounted Patrol (RMP) also have been notified
to assist in the Search & Apprehension of the Suspects
After many tedious hours following numerous leads of 'suspicious activity'
the Suspects finally were discovered hiding out in the Basement of
Criminal Type where all appeared to be celebrating their escape
The RPF reports after apprehending the suspects who were taken
to the local Constabulary at Oklahoma City -
Attorneys appeared to state their defence of the alleged crime
Their Defence was that they believed much of the money taken in at
the track was not being used responsibly so they felt justified in taking
some of it with the intentions of donating to the Injured Jockey Fund
After stating their case to the Judge, whose nephew had been a jockey
and who had more than usual sympathy for the defendants ~
Their sentence was to be Community Service of Mucking Stalls
at Remington Park Racetrack
The Judge also ordered that all money found on the defendants be donated to
the Injured Jockey Fund and the City would reimburse the Track for their losses
Another decision by the Judge was that in the future, a portion of each day's
money taken in at the track, would be designated to go to the Jockey Fund
The Money found on each defendant:
Blunny = $67
Real Quiet = $57.50
Stark = $57.20
John Henry = $57.20
CigarShop = $45.80
(Also found in his pocket was a Golden Ring that he claims he found on the
Ground & which will be returned to the rightful owner if that person is located)
Dusty = $41
Catalina = $30.60
Ruffian = $20
(Also found in her pocket was a Bag of Catnip -
But due to existing laws as being Legal, no additional fines)
Tiger Dancer = $9.40
Criminal Type = $2.80
(Apparently had already used some of his money to buy several bottles
of Jack Daniels for the 'gang' which was confiscated from his basement
and returned to the local Liquor Store)
This was also Criminal Type's '3rd Strike' offence so he may be
subjected to House Arrest for a Week
The Track advised us that no further action will be taken -
And were so grateful for the quick response by the RPF
they decided to donate the returned money to the Jockey Fund!
So what began as a crime (with good intentions) ended with a silver lining after all