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MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 9/21 *RESULTS* @ INDIANA GRAND

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MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 9/21 *RESULTS* @ INDIANA GRAND

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:59 am
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO JOHN HENRY
WHO TOTALLY ANNIHILATED THE FIELD GATE TO WIRE ~

BOMBS AWAY!
FORTUNATELY NO BODY WAS HURT => ONLY EGOS :oops:

VENUE: INDIANA GRAND

POST TIME: 2:05 EDT

SCOREKEEPER
SCORING FROM THE CAT HOUSE
WILL BE THE 'CATZILLA' WHO HAS SERVED NOTICE
TO THE CHIPPENDALES TO BE THERE OR ELSE BEAR
THE WRATH OF THE RAZOR TONGUE & CLAW!
BETTER TO BARE THAN BEAR!

RULES ARE WISE TO READ
POSTED ON MENU FOR YOU
CAUSE IF YA DON'T & ERRR
YOU MIGHT JUST SEE A D.Q. :twisted:

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 9/21 @ INDIANA GRAND

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 12:14 pm
by RUFFIAN
IRRATIONAL & IDIOTIC @ INDIANA

DOWN ON 'KITTY CAT LANE'
THE 'DOMESTIC CAT' RESIDES
THE 'COZY KITTEN' PURRRS
IN THE CAT HOUSE SHE RESIDES

R1 >>> 3 8 11 6 5
KITTY CAT LANE

(Country) DANCE LINE
BEACH PALACE
(Never Drink Beer On The Beach Or
You May Get Sand In Your Schlitz!)


R2 >>> 2 7 3 1 4
TACHI

SPY DANCER
BEEP BEEP COMIN THRU


R3 >>> 4 6 11 9 8
DOMESTIC CAT

CHAMPAGNE VICTORY (For The Fillys!)
ALL DAY LONG


R4 >>> 11 8 13/AE 7 5
EVADER
(BY: Star Cat)

FOR POINT (Dam's Sire = Cat In Town)
(AE) STAND ON IT (BY: Star Cat)
MEOW MEOW MEOW


R5 >>> 3 2 1 7 8
EXXIMIA

KITETA
ROYAL STORY (Dam's Sire = Tale Of The CAT)


R6 >>> 4 8 3 1 2
ZANOTTI
(Z 'Obsession' Rules)

CASH BONUS
REPENT WITH ME


R7 >>> 12 4 1 9 8
COZY KITTEN
(So Cozy I Can't Find Her!)

AQTAAR
SHOCK (And Awe) LEADER


R8 >>> 11 6 4 5 9
MANO FOX

SLEW WHO?
FLASHIN THE FLOWERS


R9 >>> 8 3 6 4 5
DOUBLE SENCE

DEMARLBORO
NEO VIBRANT

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 9/21 @ INDIANA GRAND

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 1:49 am
by Criminal Type

Picks to steal Key to Dog House so don't have to 'Pick' Lock


R1
5/11/7/6/9 = SlickTrickJustice / Beach / Bellatsunrise

R2
5/8/7/6/3 = General / Lucky / Spy

R3
6/5/7/8/9 = Champagne / Flash Bang / Warrior

R4
10/1/2/4/11 = Running Strait / Auction / Starke
(Could Stark County be a clue today?)

R5
1/5/8/3/2 = Royal / Aces / Paint

R6
6/8/7/3/5 = Deputy / Cash / Highroller

R7
2/7/3/8/10 = Fort / Sandia / Bowman

R8
10/8/5/3/1 = ChipsAndSlots / Vision / Tryst

R9
7/1/3/2/6 = Badge / Martini / Demarlboro


Luck to all especially poor Fillys who need some
Little Friskies & Anchovy Salad for Ms CatZilla scoring

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 9/21 @ INDIANA GRAND

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:12 am
by Tiger Dancer

..... { O MY..... BACK TO ARIANA GRANDE } -- :lol:

**IGNITABLE ~ IMAGINABLE & ILLUSTRIOUS @ INDIANA**

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R-1: 6 - 4 - 11 - 3

R-2: 2 - 3 - 7 - 6

R-3: 4 - 9 - 8 - 6

R-4: 11 - 13ae - 8 - 14ae - 10

R-5: 2 - 1 - 5 - 4

R-6: 4 - 5 - 3 - 6

R-7: 12 - 7 - 9 - 8

R-8: 9 - 6 - 10 - 4

R-9: 8 - 5 - 1 - 3

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 9/21 @ INDIANA GRAND

Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:45 pm
by RUFFIAN
Criminal Type Changes Due To Scratches:

R7
2/8/4/7 = Fort Aiken / Bell / Aqtaar

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 9/21 *RESULTS* @ INDIANA GRAND

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:40 pm
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**

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IT'S ANOTHER MIDWEEK MAYHEM
AND ALSO A BIG BOTS DAY
WE HAD A FEW LATE SCRATCHES
LEAVING 9 TO RUN TODAY

BOTS GLORY IS ON THE LINE
BUT THE FILLYS BROUGHT JUST 3
THE COLTS CAME IN WITH 6
OUTNUMBERED THE FILLYS WILL BE

Image ~HEY BOYZ... HOW YOU DOIN??~ -- :D -- ;)


JOHN HENRY DEFENDING CHAMPION
WILL TRY TO REPEAT TODAY
HIS LAST OUTRAGEOUS VICTORY
IF LUCK UNFOLDS HIS WAY

THE RUNNERS ARE IN THE GATE
BOTS HOPEFULS READY TO RUN
6 COLTS AND 3 FIERCE FILLYS
BUT WHO WILL "GET ER DONE"

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THE ANSWER CAME RIGHT AWAY
LIKE A LIGHTNING BOLT & THUNDER
LEAVING THE FIELD QUITE STUNNED
AND THE CROWD IN AWE-STRUCK WONDER

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SHE ROARED RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE
TROTTING DOWN 'KITTY CAT LANE'
HER INNER CHEETAH TURNED LOOSE
TO CAUSE THOSE COLTS SOME PAIN


SHE NEVER DID SLOW DOWN
SPEED = THE NAME OF HER GAME
SHE SHOCKED THE OTHER 8
AND RUFFIAN IS HER NAME

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SHE CAME - SHE RAN - SHE CONQUERED
AS SHE SET HER CHEETAH FREE
TO ROAR RIGHT FROM THE GATE
IT 'TWAS QUITE A SIGHT TO SEE

YET STARK WOULD NOT GIVE UP
HE DID THE BEST TO CATCH HER
BUT HIS "BEST" NOT GOOD ENOUGH
TO EVEN TRY AND MATCH HER

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REAL QUIET AND CRIMINAL TYPE
BOTH RAN A PRETTY GOOD RACE
BUT TRYING TO OUTRUN A CHEETAH
WON'T PUT THEM IN 1st PLACE

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TIGER DANCER & CIGARSHOP
FROLICKING MOST OF THE TIME
EVENTUALLY FINALLY REALIZED
THEY HAD CROSSED THE FINISH LINE

Image ~ARE WE THERE YET??~ -- :mrgreen:


DEFENDING CHAMPION JOHN HENRY
IN TRYING TO REPEAT HIS LAST
WAS CLEARLY JUST EXHAUSTED
CAUSE THE SPEED WAS JUST TOO FAST

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THE DOG-HOUSE ~ CAT-HOUSE BATTLE
CAME DOWN TO DUSTY AND BLUNNY
THEN WHEN THE DUST HAD CLEARED
IT WAS DUSTY WITHOUT THE MONEY


**SO KUDOS TO THE FILLYS**
BOTS GLORY --- THANKS TO RUFF
WHO SMOKED THOSE 6 BAD COLTS
WHO BRAGGED THEY WERE SO TOUGH
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AND EVEN THOUGH OUTNUMBERED
WITH 6 TO 3 AT THE START
THE CHEETAH CAME TO ROAR
AND SHE RAN WITH ALL HER HEART

DISPROVING THAT "GENDER RULES"
THAT COLTS ARE ALWAYS "BETTER"
CAUSE TODAY HER SPEED SO FAST
NO "STRONGER" COLT COULD GET HER

LIKE ZENYATTA - RACHEL & TEPIN
SHE PROVED THAT SPEED WINS OUT
THAT COLTS NOT ALWAYS BETTER
OF THAT NOW THERE'S NO DOUBT!

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** ~CONGRATS -- TO RUFF & A FILLYS BOTS WIN~**



SO HERE'S THE OFFICIAL FINISH
BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S WRONG
NOTIFY THE "CAT IN CHARGE"
SHE'LL FIX IT FORE TOO LONG



$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$


1st ~ RUFFIAN========== $182.60
* NEW TRACK RECORD
* NEW CAIXA ELETRONICA CONTENDER
* FROM CAT HOUSE TO PENTHOUSE IN ONE MIGHTY LEAP
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2nd ~ STARK =========== $80.60 {HAVE YOU FOUND INDIANA YET} -- :lol:

3rd ~ REAL QUIET ======= $68.40

4th ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ===== $64.80
(MASTER 'THIEF' STEALS THE PRECIOUS!)


=== ALSO RAN ===


TIGER DANCER ======== $49.20

CIGARSHOP ========== $38.30
(ENJOYED THE 'VIEW' GATE TO WIRE!
AND WE AIN'T TALKIN A TV SHOW!)


JOHN HENRY {DC} ====== $26.00

BLUNNY ============= $25.50

DUSTY ============== $8.60
...(CHIPPENDALES HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED TO NOT LEAVE)
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