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CONGRATS TO CIGARSHOP FINDING THE WINNER'S CIRCLE

VIA A VERY UNIQUE METHODOLOGY!

BUT --- WHATEVER WORKS TO GET YA THERE
NO MATTER HOW UNCONVENTIONAL SUCH AS
CAT NAMES / GRAYS / LOVE OF SIRE ~ ODD NUMBERS


VENUE: INDIANA GRAND (R1---9 ONLY ~ R10 => Quarter Horses)
4 STAKES = LESS VAMPIRES!

POST TIME: 2:05 EDT

SCOREKEEPER
SCORING FROM HIS FAVORITE HIDEAWAY WILL BE
CRIMINAL TYPE ALONG WITH BOOZE & BABES!

IRASCIBLE & IDIOTIC @ INDIANA

MY 'THUNDER WIT' IS READY
A 'LADY OF OPINION' I BE
A 'PROUD COUGAR' WHO ROARS
BUT HOPEFULLY CHEETAH YOU'LL SEE!

R1 >>> 2 3 1 9 8
THUNDER WIT

NET FREE
HIGHLY CONDITIONAL


R2 >>> 5 6 1 4 7
ATHENA STAR

TRIO OF MISCHIEF (QrFluffl / Layla / AshAvAri)
HERSILIA


R3 >>> 6 4 13/AE 5 3
CATINATI

ARROSHOT
VATA THYME


R4 >>> 1 11 2 5 9
LADY OF OPINION

ACAPELLA
DIVA'S RANSOM


R5 >>> 9 2 6 5 7
EXPRESS LANE
(With A Stuffed Leopard In Passenger Seat!)
Qualifies To Be In Express Lane ~ IMO)

WING & WHEEL
SUNG


R6 >>> 6 8 9 2 4
BOSS BOSS BOSS (LAYLA!)

DEFINING HOPE
RED HOT RUMOR


R7 >>> 3 1 4 5 7
SHE MABEE WILD
(MAYBE?)

PICANTE CALIENTE (LAYLA)
JOYOUS LADY (QRFLUFFL)


R8 >>> 5 1 10 9 11
BADABING BADEABOOM

ACADEMY BAY
MISTER POLLARD


R9 >>> 10 9 2 1 11/AE
PROUD COUGAR

OOOPS I AM
VALENTINE STREET

MM @ INDIANA --- **RESULTS**


Breaking News
The Indiana Mounted Police Squad aka IMPS
Have been alerted to an Emergency at Indiana Grand Racetrack

Incoming reports are sketchy but what we are being told
is that 3 Bombs were heard at the Racetrack

Witnesses have offered the following information:
The Names of the 3 Main Suspects are
John Henry - Criminal Type & Dusty

Additionally, 5 other suspects are under
investigation for Aiding & Abetting

A BOLO has been put out with rewards
Being offered for their capture

We have just been informed that Dusty
Has been seen running in a meadow

Latest reports indicate she has been caught
And is being transported back to the track

Still at large are Criminal Type & John Henry

The IMPS have reported that their horses are having
a hard time keeping up with the two extremely fast Suspects
and have now called In additional support

Meanwhile back at the track other suspects who
Are being charged with Aiding & Abetting are
Listed as following:

Cigarshop - Stark - Tiger Dancer - Blunny & Ruffian

We have just been informed that the two Major Suspects
have finally been seen attempting to rob a Feed Store

Due to their attention being focused on Food more than Freedom -

The IMPS were able to move in and capture The "Mad Bombers"
as they had been referred to during the chase

Back at the track the Rewards have been posted
For each of the perpetrators listed as follows

John Henry = $178.80

Criminal Type = $64.20

Dusty = $50.60

Cigarshop = $44.40
(Also charged with Stealing a Gold Ring From A Fan)

Stark = $43.80

Tiger Dancer = $33.40

Blunny = $16.30

Ruffian = $12

A few other suspects were named but authorities were unable to
find them and lacking enough evidence to convict, were then
forced to stop the search for:
(Catalina - Real Quiet - Oaklawn Capper - Raven - Peeptoad)

Appreciation to the IMPS For their dedication and determination
in their pursuit of the "Mad Bombers" who were apprehended
before being able to cause more damage

If any of the Reward money is inaccurate
Please notify the Track Superintendent