MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 8/31 *RESULTS* @ WOODBINE

[RUFFIAN]

CONGRATS (AGAIN) TO CATALINA WHO IS
BURNING UP THE TRACK LATELY WITH SEVERAL
APPEARANCES IN THE WINNER'S CIRCLE

VENUE: WOODBINE

POST TIME: 6:45 EDT

SCOREKEEPER
FROM THE CAT HOUSE WILL BE THE MAIN CATZILLA
AKA > RUFFIAN WHO HAS ORDERED A NEW CASE
OF FRESH CATNIP & MEOW MIX FISH TREATS

CHIPPENDALE DANCERS ALSO WERE NOTIFIED
THAT THEIR TALENT IS REQUESTED

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WHY NOT CHECK IT OUT
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
AND GET DQ THEN POUT!

[RUFFIAN]

WICKED ~ WHACKY & WILD @ WOODBINE

R1 >>> 3 10 12 1 5
TAP O'THE MOUNTAIN

CONQUER THE SKY
MARSANTROPIST
(More Now Than Ever Before)


R2 >>> 7 1 4 2 3
STRUT N STOMP

EMINENT FORCE
DYNAMIC SKY


R3 >>> 1 4 5 3 2
FREITAG

SEEKING THE BAY
MELMICH


R4 >>> 2 6 9 5 3
CLASSY SHADES OF GREY
*** LAYLA ***

AZIMUT
CONQUEST TWISTER


R5 >>> 6 1 9 10 8
CINDERVELLA

HOPPING NOT HOPING (Cowboy - My Bunny)
FOREST LASS


R6 >>> 1 5 7 6 3
NAPAYSHNI
(Strong / Courageous)

TIME FOR A STAR
BLU WITHOUT YOU (Destiny)


R7 >>> 5 2 7 1 4
OBEAH WOMAN
(Sorcerer - Magic)
Also: Dam Of Go For Wand = Obeah

GARAFRAXA (DR WHO?)
GALINA POINT


R8 >>> 4 3 7 8 9
FROSTY VIXEN

DANCE WITH ME BABY
PRINCESS ROYAL

[Criminal Type]

BOTS = Battle Of The Super-Colts

R1
12/11/10/7/5 = Marsantropist / Brew / Conquer

R2
5/6/1/2/4 = Hamstead / Get'er DoneBud / Force

R3
4/2/1/5/3 = Bay / Courtville / Freitag

R4
9/8/6/3/4 = Conquest / Peggy / Azimut

R5
4/5/8/7/10 = Subzero / Tulsa / Spring

R6
4/3/1/5/2 = Bullet / Cruze / Napayshni

R7
3/1/7/4/5 = Mobil / Brewnette / Gallina

R8
9/8/5/6/4 = Edgehill / Another Girl / San Nicola


Luck to all // Safe trip for the Horses
Catnip - Anchovy Stew for the Scoring CatZilla

[RUFFIAN]

**RESULTS**



WELCOME TO MIDWEEK-MAYHEM AT WOODBINE
WHERE TODAY OUR FEATURE EVENT IS THE BOTS
BATTLE OF THE SEXES = COLTS VS FILLYS




FILLYS ARE OUTNUMBERED 6--4 BUT AS WE HAVE SEEN IN THE PAST
THE FASTEST HORSE WINS - NO MATTER THE GENDER!

THE HORSES ARE ALL STANDING QUIETLY EXCEPT FOR STARK
WHO IS BEING A NAUGHTY BOY REFUSING TO ENTER THE GATE
THE BLINDFOLD IS ON NOW AND THE COLT IS IN




AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO




CATALINA OFF TO A FAST START TAKES A SHORT LEAD
OVER RAVEN - JOHN HENRY - BLUNNY

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME WITH TWO NEW LEADERS IN FRONT ~
RUFFIAN & TIGER DANCER NOW LEAD THE WAY

IT'S ONLY A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO RAVEN & BLUNNY WHO
ARE ONLY A LENGTH IN FRONT OF DUSTY - JOHN HENRY & CATALINA

TRAILING AT THE BACK ARE CIGARSHOP - STARK & CRIMINAL TYPE
WHO HAVE NOT SHOWN ANY SPEED OR INTEREST IN RUNNING YET




AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH


RUFFIAN ALMOST CLIPPING HEELS WITH RAVEN
HAS LOST ALL MOMENTUM AND IS DROPPING BACK
LEAVING TIGER DANCER ALONE ON THE LEAD




RAVEN - CATALINA & BLUNNY HAVE MOVED UP
AS THE MAIN CHALLENGERS TO THE FILLY IN FRONT

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME


FOUR ACROSS THE TRACK IN A LINE
2 COLTS & 2 FILLYS RUNNING FOR BOTS GLORY

ALL FOUR SHOWING EQUAL ENERGY - SPEED & DETERMINATION
AS THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD

**TOO CLOSE TO CALL / HOLD ALL TICKETS**


PHOTO AND REPLAY IN PROGRESS
OBJECTIONS LIGHTS FLASHING

...Whoooo Will Win --

TRAINERS ON THE FIELD
JOCKEYS ON THE PHONE

FINALLY THE TOTE BOARD HAS STOPPED FLASHING.....
IN A VERY CLOSE PHOTO FINISH:

**RAVEN TAKES THE RACE AND
THE BOTS VICTORY FOR THE COLTS --


CATALINA HOLDS ON FOR -- 2nd
BY A KITTY WHISKER OVER BLUNNY -- 3rd
WITH TIGER DANCER STEALING THE PRECIOUS -- 4th


$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$


1st ~ RAVEN ============== $59.90
~WINNER / BOTS VICTORY FOR COLTS~


2nd ~ CATALINA {DC} ========= $52.50

3rd ~ BLUNNY ============== $52.10

4th ~ TIGER DANCER ========= $49.80


===== ALSO RAN ======


RUFFIAN ============ $35.40

JOHN HENRY ========= $28.90

DUSTY ============= $24.80

CIGARSHOP ========== $22.00

CRIMINAL TYPE ======== $14.50

STARK ============= $12.00
(FROM PENTHOUSE TO DOG HOUSE)
FROM HIS OWN WORDS: IRONY AT ITS BEST!
"THANKS VERY MUCH, AND AS WE ALL KNOW TOO WELL,
VICTORY CELEBRATIONS CAN BE QUITE SHORT LIVED ---
=> HOPING TO AVOID THE DOGHOUSE ON WEDNESDAY!"


....(THE 3 BOYS CAN GO HANG OUT, DRINK AND BOUNCE AROUND) -- --

GUESS HOPE WASN'T ENUFF THIS TIME!

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~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~