Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 12:35 pm**

CONGRATS (AGAIN) TO THE RED HOT 'MASTER THIEF'
WHO KEEPS ON 'STEALING' RACES ---
FIRING IN THE FINAL FURLONG TO SHOCK ALL
THOSE NEARING THE WIRE WITH VICTORY IN SIGHT

VENUE: MOUNTAINEER

POST TIME: 7 PM EDT

SCOREKEEPER
HOLDING ONTO THE KEY TO THE CAT HOUSE
WILL BE TIGER DANCER WHO MAY JUST BE
ENJOYING THE CHIPPENDALES A BIT TOO MUCH?
(THE DANCERS / NOT THE CHIPMUNKS!)
ALTHO BOTH ARE A TASTY DELIGHT

RULES ARE POSTED ON THE MENU
A WISE PLAYER READS EM THRU
CAUSE U NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU MISSED
UNTIL RESULTS SHOW A BIG D.Q.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:09 pm**

ROCKY MOUNTAINEER HIGH
WONDER HOW HIGH I WILL BE
ONCE THE RESULTS COME IN
WILL THE CAT HOUSE OPEN FOR ME?

R1 >>> 6 2 1 5 3
MIDNIGHT LEAP

OGLE
TEXAS LADY

R2 >>> 8 6 5 3 10
THE DEVIL WE KNOW

ZZ THUNDER
TRACK BULLY

R3 >>> 2 1 6 3 7
VICTORY (MIZZEN) MAST

REAL GLITTER / ENJOYABLE JOURNEY
HOT SPECIAL

R4 >>> 5 2 7 1A 3
COVERT (BTA) AFFAIR

PRACTICAL JOKER
CATFISH

R5 >>> 5 4 2 6 1
CALIPARI'S KITTEN (JOY) =^,,^=

SPEED TRAP
(Thank Goddess For Cruise Control!)
LITE UP THE STAGE

R6 >>> 3 1 4 5 2
PRECIOUS DEPUTANTE

RED DART
REYORO

R7 >>> 6 7 3 2 5
THIS CAT'S ON FIRE

MAMAGOOGUSKA
DANCE WHILE IT STORMS

R8 >>> 1 6 2 3 4
STARSHIP MAILIBU

LEESTOWN OMEGA
SALT LIFE

R9 >>> 10 5 7 3 2
RECHARGED

RASCAL FLATTER
SOVEREIGN ROAD

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2016 1:36 am**

R1
3/2/6/1/5 = Horse / Ogle / Leap

R2
9/5/2/8/3 = Congrats Criminal! / Bully / Santelli
(Too weird if he wins!)

R3
4/6/3/7/1 = Officer Oath / Hot / Russian

R4
4/3/1/2/7 = Afleet / Reason / Entry

R5
4/3/6/1/5 = Speed / Demon / Dry

R6
1/4/5/3/2 = Dart / Reyoro / White Lace

R7
2/7/3/6/5 = Starship / Mamagooguska / Dance

R8
2/5/6/3/1 = Salt / Ale / Omega

R9
7/5/10/8/6 = Sovereign / Rascal / Recharged

Luck to all // Safe trip for the Horses

Case of Glade air freshener for Tiger Dancer
Chippendales don't want to dance with Litter box aroma! -- --

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:15 pm**

~TODAY IS WORLD LION DAY~

**TIME FOR SOME ROARING RESULTS**

TIZ ANOTHER MID-WEEK MAYHEM
THIS TIME AT MOUNTAINEER
TODAY WE HAVE A FINE FIELD OF NINE
AND JUST A FEW WHO ARE NOT HERE

HERE IS TODAY'S FIELD -- FIESTY -- FRISKY AND READY TO RUN:
BLUNNY -- THE ENERGIZER BUNNY
DUSTY -- THE QUEEN OF CLEAN
REAL QUIET -- WHOSE SILENCE SPEAKS VOLUMES
CATALINA -- SWEET BUT TOUGH
CRIMINAL TYPE -- WAR HORSE & MASTER THIEF
RUFFIAN -- THE GRAND POO-BAH
CIGARSHOP -- WELL TRAVELED AND A SHARP DRESSED COLT
TIGER DANCER -- THE DANCER AND GRAPHIC GURU
JOHN HENRY ---- CALM & KIND, BUT CAN STILL FIND HIS WAY TO THE WINNER CIRCLE

AND AWAYEEEEEEE THEY GOOOOOOOOO

ONE AND TWO.... ONE AND TWO....
HOW WILL CIGAR'S CRYSTAL BALLS DO???

ONE AND TWO .... SLIP ON YOUR SHOES
3 ....... 4 ..... HOW WILL CIGAR SCORE
5 ....... 6 ..... CHECK OUT CIGAR'S PICKS
7 ....... 8 ..... WHAT WILL BE CIGAR'S FATE

BUT BESIDES CIGAR AND HIS CRYSTAL BALLS
THERE ARE OTHERS RUNNING FOR THE WINNER CIRCLE AS WELL

REAL QUIET IS LEADING THE PACK
DUSTY -- BLUNNY AND TIGER DANCER
ARE TUCKED IN BEHIND
AND THERE'S CIGARSHOP ..... CHECKING OUT TIGER'S BEHIND --

IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO
JOHN HENRY ..... CATALINA .... & CRIMINAL TYPE

AS FOR RUFFIAN..... SHE'S SO FAR BACK
WE ARE WONDERING IF SHE IS STILL IN THE RACE
NO PACE FOR HER IN THIS RACE TODAY

COMING INTO THE HOME STRETCH AND THE WIRE JUST UP AHEAD....
THINGS HAVE CHANGED UP A BIT....

It WAS THE #1 IN THE LAST RACE THAT PAID BIG FOR 2nd -- "ROCKABYE"
CIGAR AND TIGER DANCER EACH HAD IT
BUT WAS IT ENOUGH TO PASS REAL QUIET

1 AND 2 ..... 1 AND 2.....
SO HOW DID THOSE CRYSTAL BALLS DO??
1 AND 2 .... COULD HAVE BEEN ME AND YOU
BUT IN BETWEEN CAME A STEALTHY RQ

AND SO IT WOULD SEEM....AS STRANGE AS IT IS
THOSE 1's AND 2's REALLY DID COME THRU
AND THOSE CRYSTAL BALLS PREDICTIONS CAME TRUE

$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS & PAYOUT-$$

1st ~ CIGARSHOP ------------ $78.60 --

2nd ~ REAL QUIET ----------- $59.80

3rd ~ TIGER DANCER ------- $54.80 --{ CAN ANYONE SPARE A LINCOLN } --

4th ~ BLUNNY ---------------- $31.60

===ALSO RAN ===

DUSTY ----------------- $29.00

JOHN HENRY ---------- $25.00

CATALINA ------------- $18.60

CRIMINAL TYPE ------- $13.60

RUFFIAN --------------- $5.20 --
... NO ROAR FOR HER TODAY
SHE'S SNOOZING BACK IN THE CAT-HOUSE
MAYBE TOO MUCH CATNIP AND ANCHOVIE WINE

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TO: CIGARSHOP -- aka MR ROMEO --
I'VE HEARD RUMORS & WHISPERINGS....
ABOUT YOUR ---> "F.W."

"As per usual great job by our race caller & Graphic Guru ( My Lover)"

"Congrats My Wife Le Tigre,
I did want my partner in crime winning his three peat.
It will be a wonderful weekend for us"

DID YOU DRINK TOO MUCH??
DID YOU GET INTO RUFF'S COLORADO STASH
PURRRHAPS YOU ARE DREAMING?? -- --

LET'S PUT THE RECORD STRAIGHT....
**THERE HAS BEEN NO WEDDING..... YET......
TO QUOTE THE QUEEN B -- BEYONCE:
"IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU BETTER PUT A RING ON IT"

~BLUE -- TO MATCH MY SPARKLING EYES~

AND IF THERE'S GONNA BE A WEDDING....
SOMETHING OPULENT AND ROMANTIC
PURRRHAPS ON A BEACH AT SUNSET TIME

IF YOU WANT ME, YOUR BRIDE TO BE
THEN DOWN ON ONE KNEE YOU MUST GO
TAKE MY HAND IN YOURS, TO OPEN THESE DOORS
WITH A RING AND PROPOSAL, ... YOU KNOW!!

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**RACE CALL & GRAPHICS BY: TIGER DANCER

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