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MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 8/3 *RESULTS* @ PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:20 pm
by RUFFIAN
CONGRATS TO THE DANCING TIGER WHO ROARED
RIGHT PAST THE 3 COLTS IN FRONT OF HER TO
LEAVE THEM WONDERING ----- HUH? :P

NOT ONLY DID SHE WIN BY DAYLIGHT & THEN SOME -
BUT SHE 'STOLE' THE COVETED ELUSIVE 3-PEAT
RIGHT FROM UNDER THE NOSE OF THE 'MASTER-THIEF'
HIMSELF ===> CRIMINAL TYPE

WHO ONLY RECEIVED A FROSTED WHISKER FOR
HIS EFFORTS WHICH WERE STRONG ---
GOOD ENOUGH FOR 2ND ~
JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR GLORY

VENUE: PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS (PA)

POST TIME: 5:25 EDT

SCOREKEEPER

SCORING FROM THE CAT HOUSE WILL BE RUFFIAN
WHOSE RECOVERY WAS AIDED GREATLY BY A CASE
OF COLORADO CATNIP & CHIPPENDALE DANCERS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WORTH IT TO TAKE A BITE
BETTER TO BE INFORMED
THAN DQ & WHINE ALL NITE :cry:



=^,,^=

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 8/3 @ PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 2:34 pm
by RUFFIAN
PURRRSNICKETY & PURRRFOUND

R1 >>> 10 9 11 1A 7
ORGANIZED MIND
(AND THEN SOME!)

WORBOTHOR
DENIM


R2 >>> 9 13/AE 4 1 10
HE'S A CAT

(AE) UPON REFLECTION
LIQUID ASSET
FLEET BEAT


R3 >>> 5 1 4 3 9
CATALACTIC =^,,^=

BEING THERE
BOLD DEED


R4 >>> 4 3 7 6 1
SWEET N SILVER

FOUR MORE
DANCE WITH A PRINCE


R5 >>> 2 1 6 3 5
UNFLINCHING

ONCE MORE FOR LOVE
I ZOOM (& Tickets To Prove It)


R6 >>> 6 5 7 2 4
ELZEBUB CAT
(How clever! Devil His Due Dam Sire)

FOOL'S MAGIC
ROADA WISH


R7 >>> 8 5 11 2 12
HONEY'S HEIR

KING MINOS
NO APPRECIATION


R8 >>> 4 2 3 5 1
IMA SMARTY CAT =^,,^=

RAYONNANT (Gray / Zensational!)
RIDE FOR A CURE

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 8/3 @ PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS

Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:35 pm
by Criminal Type

R1
7/1/3/2/5 = Quickdraw / Entry / El Camino

R2
4/7/1/3/12 = Liquid Asset / Double / Bartlett

R3
3/4/1/9/7 = Rascality / Bold Deed / Being

R4
1/6/2/4/7 = Judge / Tax / Sea

R5
6/1/2/5/3 = Zoom / Love / Unflinching

R6
7/2/5/6/4 = Roada / WithALittleHope / Fools

R7
2/12/5/6/11 = Yerald / Scott / King

R8
3/2/11/1/10 = Ride / Rayonnant / Legacy


Luck to all not that the Colts need it!
Special imported Catnip & Caviar for the Catzilla scoring

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 8/3 @ PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS

Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2016 1:14 pm
by RUFFIAN
REMINDER TO MM PLAYERS
WHO MAY BE CONFUSED RE: VENUE CHOICE

VENUE CRITERIA

MIDWEEK MAYHEM TRADITIONALLY HAS EVOLVED
INTO PLAYING ''ODDBALL / OFFBEAT'' TRACKS ~
OFTEN WITH UNKNOWN HORSES / JOCKEYS
===> THUS THE 'MAYHEM' PART OF THE DAY

OFTEN MORE OF A CHALLENGE WHEN
HANDICAPPING THE DAY

TRACKS THAT RARELY, IF EVER, HAVE BEEN
PLAYED ON SUPURRR SATURDAYS WHICH ARE
RESERVED FOR THE BEST STAKES CARDS OF THE DAY

HOPE THIS HELPS CLEAR UP ANY CONFUSION
WHY WE ARE RUNNING AT PRESQUE ISLES DOWNS

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR BIZARRE BOTS BETS
AND TO TIGER DANCER FOR A REPEAT VICTORY
--- MAYBE PRESQUE ISLE WILL BE PURRRFECT?






=^,,^=

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 8/3 *RESULTS* @ PRESQUE ISLE DOW

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2016 1:36 am
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**

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GOOD AFTERNOON AND WELCOME TO
MIDWEEK~MAYHEM AT PRESQUE ISLE DOWNS


OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY IS ANOTHER RACE
IN OUR ONGOING SERIES ~
BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES = COLT DOGS -VS- FILLY KITTIES

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DEFENDING CHAMPION TIGER DANCER WILL
TRY TO REPEAT HER DRAMATIC SHOCKING WIN
OF LAST TIME WHEN IN THE FINAL STRIDES ...
WITH ONE LAST SURGE OF POWER...
SHE STOLE THE 3-PEAT GLORY FROM
THE "MASTER-THIEF" -- CRIMINAL TYPE
WHO WILL DEFINITELY BE OUT FOR REVENGE TODAY!

WE HAVE HAD A FEW SCRATCHES INCLUDING
CIGARSHOP - OAKLAWN CAPPER- EL PRADO
LEAVING US WITH A SMALL BUT TALENTED FIELD OF NINE

THE HORSES ARE LOADED WITHOUT INCIDENT AND NOW
JUST WAITING FOR TIGER DANCER TO SETTLE DOWN
THE FILLY SEEMS ON EDGE & ANXIOUS FOR SOME REASON

AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

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WITH HOOVES ON FIRE....
RUFFIAN & CATALINA HAVE LEFT THE REST WONDERING
IF THEIR GATES HAD MALFUNCTIONED
AS THE 2 FREAKY FAST FILLYS HAVE TAKEN A GIGANTIC LEAD

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OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME


RUFFIAN & CATALINA STILL RUNNING STRONGLY IN THE LEAD

BUT THE LEAD DID NOT LAST LONG
AS ONE COLT DECIDED EARLY ON
THAT REVENGE IS A TASTY DISH ... AND THOSE FILLIES
ARE GONNA EAT CROW INSTEAD OF OATS TODAY :4funnies_com_animated_emotico
AS HE SPROUTED IMAGINARY WINGS
TO FLY PAST BOTH OF THEM & TAKE COMMAND!

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CRIMINAL TYPE NOW IN TOTAL CONTROL OF THE RACE
HAS RUN AWAY FROM THE FIELD WITH A 7 LENGTH LEAD

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CATALINA & RUFFIAN STILL RUNNING STRONGLY
BUT LOSING GROUND AS CRIMINAL TYPE HAS
INCREASED HIS SPEED - SETTING INCREDIBLE FRACTIONS

IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO STARK & JOHN HENRY

IT'S ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK TO BLUNNY & REAL QUIET

AND EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE TIGER DANCER & DUSTY
WHO SEEM TO BE STRUGGLING WITH THE TRACK SURFACE
SHOWING NO SPEED AT ALL YET

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THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

CRIMINAL TYPE IN TOTAL COMMAND LEADS BY
10 LENGTHS & INCREASING THAT LEAD WITH EVERY STRIDE

CATALINA & RUFFIAN CONTINUE TO PLAY CATCH-THE-COLT
WHICH JUST ISN'T HAPPENING

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

CRIMINAL TYPE RUNNING LIKE A 2-YEAR OLD SHOWING
INCREDIBLE SPEED & DETERMINATION
HAS LEFT THE FIELD RUNNING FOR 2ND AS HE SUDDENLY
FOUND YET ANOTHER GEAR AND WITH AN AMAZING
TURN OF FOOT HAS EXTENDED HIS LEAD EVEN MORE

BUT JUST WHEN IT SEEMED THAT NOTHING ELSE
COULD BRING THE CROWD TO THEIR FEET.....

SURPRISE -- SURPRISE -- SURPRISE!
.... NO ----- NOT GOMER PYLE!
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JOHN HENRY SUDDENLY FOUND HIS MOJO THAT
HAD BEEN HIDING SINCE THE GATE OPENED...

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AND NOW THE COLT HAS FIRED ON ALL CYLINDERS
AS HE FLEW BY CATALINA & RUFFIAN
AS IF THE FILLYS WERE JUST TROTTING!

WITH THE WIRE JUST AHEAD THERE WAS NO WAY
HE COULD CATCH THE MASTER-THIEF
WHO STOLE THE RACE EARLY ON ....
BUT AT LEAST HE COULD BRING BOTS EXACTA GLORY
HOME FOR THE COLTS ...
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HE DID IN THE FINAL FURLONG

Image {.....TODAY; THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT WEEK} -- :twisted:


REVENGE = THE NAME OF THE GAME TODAY ....
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CRIMINAL TYPE -- HAVING LOST THE 3-PEAT IN THE
FINAL STRIDES TO TIGER DANCER......LAST TIME
SEEMED DETERMINED FROM THE START
THAT JUSTICE WOULD BE HIS --- AND SO IT WAS

TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY---
TIGER DANCER NOT ONLY DIDN'T REPEAT ~
SHE MANAGED TO WIN THE KEY TO THE CAT HOUSE!
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**CONGRATS TO THE "OLE WAR HORSE"
WHO PROVED YET AGAIN....
AGE IS MIND OVER MATTER
AND IF YA DON'T MIND ~ IT DON'T MATTER!


$$-OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH-$$
AS THE COLTS BRING HOME BOTS GLORY


1st ~ CRIMINAL TYPE ========= $114.20
Image ~WINNER / WRATH OF KHAN & CRIMINAL TYPE~


2nd ~ JOHN HENRY =========== $71.80

3rd ~ CATALINA ============= $60.10

4th ~ RUFFIAN ============== $47.60
(LAST SEEN HIDING IN HEDGE ROW FROM GOLLUM!)

==== ALSO RAN ====

STARK =============== $36.80

BLUNNY ============== $26.30

REAL QUIET =========== $21.30

DUSTY =============== $20.00

TIGER DANCER (DC) ====== $9.60
... JUST MISSED A GOLDEN GOOSE EGG!

**I MAY HAVE BEEN LAST AND DIDN'T GET A GOLDEN EGG
BUT.... I'VE STILL GOT MY SENSE OF HUMOR!! -- :lol:
MY LOL's OF THE WEEK:


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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND
A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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Image ~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~