Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

R 1) 5 7 2 3 4

R 2) 5 2 3 10 9

R 3) 6 2 4 1 3

R 4) 6 3 5 7 9

R 5) 3 5 6 7 9

R 6) 8 9 4 3 5

R 7) 4 9 7 1 5

R 8) 4 3 7 8 2

R 9) 7 6 2 8 10

Good luck, everybody!

BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF

Rolling Thunder ranch

1 -- 2, 4, 7
2 -- 5, 3, 9
3 -- 4, 7, 3
4 -- 8, 9, 3
5 -- 6, 8, 9

6 -- 9, 6, 1
7 -- 1, 5, 9
8 -- 5, 3, 2
9 -- 2, 1. 6

DUSTY PIX PER TBRF


And here goes....

1. 3/2/4
2. 9/5/6
3. 2/1/7
4. 1,1a/7/5
5. 7/9/10
6. 5/3/10
7. 4/6/10
8. 4/3/8
9. 10/ 3 3c/2 2b

I HATE coupled entries

Good LUCK ALL

1. 7--4--3 JONAH
2. 8--6--3 SOVEREIGNTY
3. 7--3--4 DYNAMINDS FOREVER A favorite James Bond 007 thriller
4. 9--3--8 BOPPIN ROCKET
5. 7--6--9 SMARTY Not what my wife calls me
6. 5-10--9 FIT BUT FAT at least that's what my Dr. says!
7. 5--6--2 LILAS DREAM
8. 6--5--2 TRUE LIME
9. 8--3--1 COU ROUGE A favorite from the Wizard of Oz.

I guess the good news is that I'm ready, willing and able to keep score once again!

Scratches, etc

R 2. #8 now a gelding
# 10 scratched

R 4 #7 jockey change to Rodriguez
#9 scratched

R 5. #11 scratched
#12 scratched
#13 scratched
#14 scratched

R6. #5 is a gelding
#7 scratched
#12 scratched

R8 #7 jockey change to Matter

R9. #1 scratched
#1a no longer coupled entry
#2, #2b, scratched
#3 no longer coupled entry
#3c scratched
#6 scratched
#7 now a gelding.

CIGARSHOP PIX PER TBRF

Ok Colts I hereby declare that we no longer play nice with the fillies on the track.
Off the track well that's another story, there they cook,clean and satisfy us at our beckon wish.
So let's just stomp them from tonight on


1st: 2-7-5
2nd: 5-3-8
3rd: 3-4-2
4th: 3-1-8
5th: 7-6-9
6th: 6-5-9
7th: 6-1-7
8th: 3-2-5
9th: 2-3-1

CATALINA PIX PER TBRF


RACE 1: # 4 My Cat George, 2, 1
RACE 2: # 7 Mr. Harmon, 5, 9
RACE 3: # 7 Dynamonds Forever, 1, 2
RACE 4: # 2 Roche, 8, 1 Entry
RACE 5: # 4 Keegyn’s Fire, 6, 8
RACE 6: # 9 Cat Come Home, 3, 5
RACE 7: # 9 Callmesilverlady, 1, 5
RACE 8: # 5 Gaelic Man, 2, 7
RACE 9: # 1a Unbridled Ghost, 8, 7

Good luck to all!

JOHN HENRY PIX PER TBRF

Race:1 #7-4-5
Race:2 #4-5-9
Race:3 #6-3-1
Race:4 #2-3-8
Race:5 #6-8-7
Race:6 #6-5-4
Race:7 #1-6-5
Race:8 #7-5-4
Race:9 #3-7-6

Goooooo Colts!!

RESULTS BY CIGARSHOP PER TBRF



We have a field of 11 tonight at ChuckE Town.



John Henry & Dusty are slow to the gate
Criminal Type & El Prado say hurry up you're both late.
These two stop & stare
Don't you scold us don't even dare.
Criminal Type has with him a brown paper bag,
The fillies tonight look like some sea hag.
Tiger as usual looks great, she has this walk
That makes all the Colts talk.
How does she get that skirt on over her rump?
The Colts now have a hard time running with a lump.
When the finish line can be seen,
It's sad to say the winner was a Queen.
I guess the Colts had a bad day,
After the race was made OFFICAL they have nothing to say.
We will just head to the local bar,
Because the colts are really the star.
BOTS has now come and went
Most of the Colts are truly spent.
Tiger Dancer must have a truly magical spot,
It distracted us all, just made us hot.
So fillies enjoy the victory this week,
While you're cleaning up after the race can you give us a peek?


Final scores, if you don't agree here's a quarter call someone who cares


Grand Prize: Catalina $134.20
Runner Up: The greatest colt in the history of this forum Criminal Type $125.20
Close but no Cigar: El Prado $76.40

Rest of the runners

Cigarshop $58.80
Ruffian $52.80
Blunny $50.60
The Devine Tiger Dancer $49.00
John Henry $46.00
Real Quiet $39.00
Stark $35.40

This weeks winner, yes I said winner. I feel it's more prestigious to come in last than to win Mid week mayhem. Congrats to.........

Dusty $9.00



That's it from ChuckE Town if some folks found my call a bit to colorful as I said above, here's a quarter call someone who cares


Now get ready for Saturday bring your Ark, rubbers (colts only) and dart boards.... The Mudders will rule while the Farters will be staying dry

THE FAB FILLYS FROLIC IN THE PENTHOUSE
INVITING THE COLTS FOR A BODACIOUS BUFFET
OF HUMBLE PIE WITH A SIDE DISH OF CROW
TO SOOTHE BRUISED EGO'S THEY SUFFERED TODAY


AS FOR THE COLTS BEING SO EASILY 'DISTRACTED'
IT MAY BE "BLINKERS FOR ALL COLTS" RULE
MANDATORY ~ OR JUST ON DAYS THEY WANNA WIN
OR GO TO FILLY TRAINING CAMP AND SCHOOL!


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