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MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2016 2:32 pm
by RUFFIAN

CONGRATS TO ---> THE DANCING TIGER
WHO DID THE 4-STEP ALL THE WAY GATE TO WIRE
CRUSHING ANY HOPE OF A WIN BY STARK OR RUFFIAN

VENUE: GULFSTREAM PARK
:evil: FEATURING THE ''4/20 LEGALLY HIGH STAKES" :twisted:

POST TIME: 12:55pm -- EASTERN

SCORE-KEEPER:
RUFFIAN WILL BE ROARING IN TO SCORE FOR EL PRADO
REPEAT CAT HOUSE RUNNER WHO IF LAST AGAIN
WILL WIN THE HONOR OF A 3-PEAT CAT HOUSE TROPHY!


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
ALWAYS WISE TO READ THRU
NO SENSE IN MAKING AN ERROR
AND WINDING UP WITH D.Q :cry:

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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 3:52 pm
by RUFFIAN

GRANDIOSE OR GROSS & GHASTLY @ GP

I BARELY FOUND A NAME I LIKE
1 KITTEN - 1 WILDCAT WHO ROARS
EXPECT THE KEY TO THE CAT HOUSE
CAUSE UNLIKELY THESE WILL SCORE


R1 >>> 1 9 7 6 10
MZEEDANCER

ROSEBUD TIGER
ROCKHARD LADY


R2 >>> 1 2 3 6 8
UNINTIMIDATED

EQUINE PERFECTION = DESTINY
TIME WILL TELL


R3 >>> 5 3 8 4 2
J.D.KITTEN

ALL NIGHT AFFAIR (Feeding The Cat)
HAT ATTACK


R4 >>> 1 9 3 8 6
SHAPE OF MY HEART
(Battered / Bruised / Broken) :cry:

C P WARRIOR
WYND LAIR


R5 >>> 7 1 2 8 5
SUGAR DANDY

ONE MORE AN WE'LL ALL GO
CASINO DUDE


R6 >>> 8 1 2 4 9
SON AN HEIR

PHORONEUS
MOONSTRICKING


R7 >>> 8 10 2 5 7
BIG YUM

CAP IN HAND
GINGER GOOSE


R8 >>> 6 9 11 5 4
STARSHIP WILDCAT

SING ANOTHER SONG
LAKOTA WARRIOR


R9 >>> 7 13ae 11 9 4
VEYA

FANCY FLASH / AE
CROWN PRINCE

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 5:01 pm
by ElPrado2
1) 5 9 3 7 6

2) 4 5 3 2 1

3). 8 2 1 5 4

4). 2 8 10 3 7

5). 7 4 1 5 8

6) 2 3 8 5 6

7) 5 3 9 7 2

8) 2 6 12 7 3

9) 5 3 4 10 11

Good luck, everybody!

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 7:04 pm
by Criminal Type

BOTS = Battle Of The Super-Studs

R1
3/4/7/8/9 = Gold / Magic / Rockhard

R2
7/5/2/1/8 = Abroad / Wheels / Equine

R3
1/4/3/6/8 = King / Congrats / Affair

R4
9/5/4/8/7 = Warrior / Gran / Times

R5
2/1/8/7/4 = Casino / OneMoreNWeGo / Papa

R6
7/5/2/4/3 = Hundreds / King / Moonstricking

R7
5/1/8/10/9 = Gold / King / Yum

R8
4/11/12/7/2 = Deterrent / Warrior / Salute

R9
9/11/7/12/10 = Golden / Crown / Veya


Luck to all - but more to Fillys who may need some
Anchovys & CatFish for CatZilla
:mrgreen:

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2016 10:51 pm
by RUFFIAN
DUSTY PIX PER TBRF

Come on FILLIES let's roll :happy:

Here goes

1. 5/7/9
2. 1/5/3
3. 8/3/1
4. 6/8/1
5. 2/5/7
6. 4/9/5
7. 4/5/9
8. 9/10/1
9. 4/5/9

OKAY - Good luck all!

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:32 am
by stark
Okay, so I'm at the golf course just after sunrise this morning looking for a caddy and I see this new kid....

STARK: You're new around here and you're pretty young, do you think you can help me?
CADDY: Well, I've helped some pretty famous golfers before like Charles Barkley and Bill Murray.

STARK: I need a different kind of help, do you know anything about pickin the ponies?
CADDY: The only pony ride I ever had cost 25cents and it was in front of Walmart.

STARK: Ohh great, you have no clue, dare I ask about how you are with the Maidens?
CADDY: I'm not really sure, I mean, well, uhmm, why, why does that matter anyway?

STARK: Well kid, I need somebody with some life experience, BOTS is more than just lucky numbers y'know.
CADDY: Well sir, for whatever it's worth, my Grandma was Jeane Dixon, does that help any?

STARK: Houston, we have a winner, open those gates and let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Race 1. 9--3--5 ROSEBUDS TIGER
Race 2. 8--5--2 CHEYENNE BULL
Race 3. 6--8--7 MALIBUSMOSTWANTED
Race 4. 8--3-10 BURNING WILD
Race 5. 5--2--4 GOSALVATOREGO
Race 6. 1--3--6 PHORNEUS
Race 7. 7--2--3 EAST ROCK
Race 8. 7--10-6 POLAR AXIS
Race 9. 4--9--5 DAVE HOEGHT

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:13 am
by ElPrado2
Scratches and Changes

R 1) #4, 9, 10, 11 scratch

R 3) #1 first start as gelding

R 4) #6,10. scratch

R 7) # 8, 11 scratch

R 9) #6, 13 scratch
#10 first start as gelding

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:32 am
by RUFFIAN
BLUNNY PIX PER TBRF

Rolling Thunder Ranch

1 -- 9, 3, 6
2 -- 2,5,4
3 -- 2, 6, 1
4 -- 9, 6, 8
5 -- 5, 2, 4
6 6, 4, 8
7 -- 3 , 2 4
8 -- 6, 10, 4
9 -- 7, 3 ,4

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:34 am
by RUFFIAN
CATALINA PIX PER TBRF

« Reply on: Today at 09:20:10 AM »

RACE 1: # 3 Gold Celebrity, 8, 11
RACE 2: # 5 Wheels Up Now, 4, 8
RACE 3: # 2 Dothraki Warrior, 1, 8
RACE 4: # 7 Lets Go Irish Man, 8, 9
RACE 5: # 5 Go Salvatore Go, 2, 7
RACE 6: # 4 Menehune, 5, 6
RACE 7: # 7 East Rock, 3, 10
RACE 8: # 9 Singanothersong, 6, 2
RACE 9: # 4 Dave Hoeght, 7, 5

Good luck to all!

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:03 pm
by RUFFIAN
REAL QUIET PIX PER TBRF

Real Quiet's Picks NOT Sponsored by Meow Mix


R1...8 Mo Wees 7-3
R2...8 Cheyenne Bull 5-1
R3...6 Malibu'smostwanted 2-7
R4...3 Wyndlair 2-8
R5...5 Go Salvatore Go 4-8
R6...6 Contractor Jak 2-5
R7...3 Aire Bueno 10-9
R8...6 Starship Wildcat 10-12
R9...3 Vinny White Shoes 7-4

Grateful thanks to Catalina for larning me well on posting graphics!

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:51 pm
by RUFFIAN
TIGER DANCER PIX PER TBRF

« Reply #12 on: Today at 10:56:27 AM »
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R-1: 9 {ROSEBUD'S TIGER}- 8 - 3 - 7

R-2: 3 {TIME WILL TELL} - 2 - 6 - 1

R-3: 6 {MALIBU'SMOST WANTED} - 5 - 8 - 3

R-4: 10 {EL SENOR DE LOS CIELOS} - 3 - 9 - 8

R-5: 7 {SUGAR DANDY} - 4 - 2 - 1

R-6: 2 {MOONSTRICKING} - 8 - 4 - 5

R-7: 10 {CAP IN HAND} 2 - 4 - 5

R-8: 12 {STAND AND SALUTE} - 2 - 6 - 3 -

R-9: 7 {VEYA} - 9 - 11 - 5 - 4

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 2:53 pm
by RUFFIAN
CIGARSHOP PIX PER TBRF

« Reply on: Today at 11:12:57 AM »

It's 1:11 PM EST post time for race 2 is 1:28PM.
I missed the first race, would like my picks for rest of the program count

If not my colts got this covered with or without me

2nd: 4-5-2
3rd: 1-5-6
4th: 8-2-3
5th: 5-4-8
6th: 4-3-6
7th: 4-3-5
8th: 4-6-9
9th: 5-3-7

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 8:47 pm
by RUFFIAN
DEAR SWEET CLOCK-CHALLENGED CIGARSHOP
METHINKS U MAY NEED TO GET A => T.A.R.D.I.S
(AND IF U DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS ~
GO GOOGLE DR WHO -- THE TIME LORD!)

BEING SUCH A FLEXIBLE, FREE SPIRITED FELINE
I WILL EXCUSE YOUR TARDINESS AND PERMIT
YOUR PIX STARTING WITH R2 ~

AFTER ALL AS I HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED
OUR CONTESTS ARE MEANT FOR FUN & FRIVOLITY
IT IS NOT AS IF WE ARE LOSING OR WINNING REAL $$$

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:13 am
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**


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WELCOME TO MIDWEEK~MAYHEM AT GULFSTREAM PARK
TODAY IS ANOTHER RACE IN THE BOTS SERIES
(BATTLE OF THE SEXES = FILLYS -VS- COLTS)


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ADDITIONALLY WE HAVE A SPECIAL FEATURE EVENT
THE "4/20 LEGALLY HIGH STAKES"

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WE HAVE A FINE FIELD OF 10 RUNNERS WITH A SCRATCH OF
OAKLAWN CAPPER, WHO APPARENTLY GOT ON THE WRONG PLANE
IN ARKANSAS AND WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS!
{HE PROBABLY MADE A WRONG TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE} -- :lol:

WE HAVE AN EVENLY DIVIDED FIELD -- WITH 5 FILLYS &
5 COLTS READY TO CONTEST THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES

THE HORSES ARE STANDING NICELY IN THE STARTING GATE WITHOUT INCIDENT
ALTHOUGH RUFFIAN SEEMS A BIT RESTLESS
HER TRAINER HAD TOLD US PREVIOUSLY
SHE IS NOT REACTING WELL TO THE HUMIDITY IN FLORIDA

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

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LIKE A JUNGLE CAT, WHO HAS "SPOTTED" HER "PREY"
TIGER DANCER HAS LEFT THE STARTING GATE WITH A MIGHTY ROAR

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JOINING HER ON THE LEAD IS REAL QUIET ALSO
WITH A VERY POWERFUL MOVE OUT OF THE GATE

THESE TWO HAVE LEFT THE REST OF THE FIELD
VERY FAR BACK PLAYING CATCH UP IN THE EARLY GOING
... IT'S ABOUT 10 LENGHTS BACK TO DUSTY - STARK & EL PRADO
... CATALINA IS NEXT .... FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN

VERY FAR BACK ARE
CRIMINAL TYPE --- BLUNNY & CIGARSHOP

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

WITH TIGER DANCER ALONE ON THE LEAD NOW,
HAVING LEFT REAL QUIET FOLLOWING HER TAIL
AS IT DISAPPEARED INTO THE DISTANCE

DUSTY AND STARK ARE AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS BEHIND
REAL QUIET WHO IS TRYING HIS BEST TO CATCH UP
TO THE TIGER WHO IS DANCING AWAY ON THE LEAD

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THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

THIS SPEED HAS PICKED UP NOW AS REAL QUIET IS CLOSING IN
ON TIGER DANCER WITH EVERY STRIDE

SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
SCREAMING WITH A DEAFENING ROAR
.... NOW WE SEE WHAT IT IS CAUSING THIS OUTCRY

IT'S DUSTY AND CATALINA -- LIKE TWIN TORNADOES
FLYING BY REAL QUIET AS IF HE WERE ONLY TROTTING

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THE COLT SEEMED GENUINELY STUNNED AS
THE 2 FILLYS BLEW RIGHT ON PAST HIM
:OMG:

THE FRONT RUNNING 4 HAVE NOW LEFT THE REST OF THE FIELD
RUNNING IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE AS IF THEY ARE RUNNING 2 RACES
NOW SEPARATED BY A HUGE GAP

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

TIGER DANCER STILL IN THE LEAD
BUT SHE IS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LITTLE BIT LATE BIT LEG WEARY
AS DUSTY - CATALINA & REAL QUIET ARE CLOSING QUICKLY
ON THE FRONT RUNNING LEADER

IT IS AT LEAST 20 LENGTHS BACK TO EL-PRADO
ANOTHER FIVE BACK TO STARK & CIGARSHOP

EVEN FURTHER BACK, LIKE THREE SNAILS JUST MOSEYING ALONG
WE SEE BLUNNY ... CRIMINAL TYPE & RUFFIAN
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WHO APPEAR TO BE STRUGGLING
POSSIBLY WITH HUMIDITY OR THE TRACK SURFACE
BUT WHAT EVER IT IS THESE 3 SEEMED
TO THROW IN THE TOWEL ALMOST FROM THE BEGINNING

THE EXCITEMENT IS ALL UP AT THE FRONT
AS TIGER DANCER IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO HOLD ON
HAVING LED BY A HUGE MARGIN FROM THE GATE
NOW APPARENTLY TIRING AND THE HOPE OF A REPEAT VICTORY
SEEMS TO BE DWINDLING WITH EVERY STRIDE AS THE WIRE DRAWS CLOSER

CATALINA & REAL QUIET HAVE CLOSED THE GAP
AND ARE NOW JUST OFF OF THE TAIL OF TIGER DANCER

BUT..........HOLD ON FOLKS
IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL A NOSE TOUCHES THE WIRE

THE CROWD IS GOING WILD WITH 4 ACROSS THE TRACK IN A LINE NOW
--- 3 FILLYS & A COLT ---
EACH DESPERATELY TRYING TO CAPTURE THE VICTORY + GLORY

WE MAY EVEN SEE A 4-WAY DEAD HEAT!

HERE COMES THE WIRE BUT ... TOO CLOSE TO CALL

Image ~WHOOO Will it Be~

FROM OUR VANTAGE POINT IT APPEARS THAT AT THE LAST MOMENT
DUSTY DUG DEEP TO FIND THAT LITTLE EXTRA BIT OF MOJO
AND MAY INDEED HAVE PUT HER NOSE ON THE WIRE FIRST

**HOLD ALL TICKETS**
OBJECTION LIGHTS FLASHING
STEWARDS HEARING COMPLAINTS & VIEWING REPLAY

THE TOTE BOARD IS SHOWING --- DUSTY = 1st

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BUT A VERY TIGHT PHOTO FOR 2nd / 3rd / 4th
AFTER A LOT OF DISCUSSION WITH TRAINERS & JOCKEYS
HANDS BEING THROWN IN THE AIR IN FRUSTRATION
TRAINERS STALKING OFF THE TRACK OBVIOUSLY UPSET

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$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$


1st ~ DUSTY =============== $97.20

2nd ~ CATALINA ============= $84.80

3rd ~ REAL QUIET ============ $82.10

4th ~ TIGER DANCER {DC} ======= $81.30
MISSES OUT ON THE VICTORY REPEAT
BUT MANAGES TO STEAL "THE PRECIOUS"


==== ALSO RAN ====


EL-PRADO ========== $49.80

STARK ============ $38.70

CIGARSHOP ========= $35.60

BLUNNY =========== $24.40

CRIMINAL TYPE ====== $18.40

RUFFIAN =========== $16.80
BACK TO THE CAT-HOUSE FOR:
CATNIP / CHAMPAGNE & CHIPPENDALES
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......................................................................... ~SNAIL HOME SWEET HOME~



**CONGRATS TO DUSTY -- FOR THE FILLIES / BOTS VICTORY -- :D
KUDOS TO CATALINA AND TIGER DANCER FOR COMPLETING THE TOP 4
AND TO REAL QUIET.... WHO SEEMS TO LOVE BEING AMONGST THE FILLIES
-{ESPECIALLY WITH HIS LOVE FOR BRIDESMAID DRESSES} -- ;)

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WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING AND
A SAFE - SOBER - NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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Image ~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~

Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM & BOTS ~ 4/20 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM PARK

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:25 am
by Catalina
Congrats to Dusty on the win! My thanks to Tiger Dancer for the grrrreat graphics, and to my lady for the exciting race call.