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MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 5:01 pm
by RUFFIAN
Congrats to Criminal Type who dug deep
to hold off the powerful closing runs by Dusty & Cigarshop
and make the journey from Dog House to Penthouse
VENUE: CHARLES TOWN
As Criminal Type says
"If it worked once --- Then maybe it can work again"
POST TIME: 7PM EST
Scoring from the Cat House Will be Ruffian
Who will be collecting more feathers
for her Golden Goose Egg Nest!
Rules are posted on the menu
Always wise to read through
Because if you don't and errr
You may just see A DQ
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 1:29 pm
by RUFFIAN
CLEVER & COURAGEOUS
0R
CRYPTICALLY CATATONIC
R1 >>> 13/AE 2 7 3 5 8
(AE) THAT'S MY SONG
(THE DANCE / GARTH BROOKS)
FROSTY EXPRESS
ACCARDI
RAPPAHANNOCK
R2 >>> 7 5 6 3 2
SOUPER FUNNY (DH)
(DH = MY CURRENT FAVE SIRE)
HANKY DOODLE
(DID THEY CROSS A HANDKERCHIEF & POODLE?)
DRAGON ATTACK
R3 >>> 3 2 1 7 8
GONNA WANNA WINK
SILVER OVERBRANCH
GIANT HUG
R4 >>> 1 8 3 9 7
GIVE ME LOVE
PEACHES & BRANDY (TALE)
PORTADA
R5 >>> 9 2 3 5 6
SLIDING LADY
HIGH END GAL
READY RECALL
R6 >>> 1 4 6 8 7
JUST A TRICK
CHIFA
EURO INDIAN GIRL
R7 >>> 3 2 6 4 1
DANGEROUS VIXEN
QUEEN OF THE HILL (GR)
RAPID DISTINCTION
R8 >>> 6 8 1 3 2
SKIP THE PUNCH (GR)
BOLD OVER
ABOVE ALL ELSE
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 3:59 pm
by OaklawnCapper
R1
5-1-3
R2
2-6-3
R3
3-7-5
R4
5-1-8
R5
3-1-6
R6
8-5-6
R7
4-2-5
R8
7-8-1
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2016 11:49 pm
by RUFFIAN
DUSTY PIX PER TBRF
Here goes = had a tough time on these
1. 5/1/3
2. 5/2/3
3. 4/5/3
4. 8/4/1
5. 3/7/9
6. 7/5/4
7. 5/2/4
8. 4/6/7
Luck to ALL!
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 12:25 am
by Criminal Type
Slim Pickins to repeat @ 50/1
Nest is all ready for a New Golden Goose Egg!
R1
6/7/8/3/1 = Little Money (prob what I end up with) / Accardi
R2
4/6/3/2/5 = Warrior / Attack / Razzle Dazzle
R3
4/7/2/3/6 = Gold / American / Silver
R4
6/2/3/1/8 = Money / Jeyran / Portada
R5
6/5/3/9/7 = Koppnout / Kyness / Recall
R6
6/4/1/5/8 = Euro / Chifa / Trick
R7
6/5/1/4/2 = Rapid / Madeitoutta / Foolish
R8
2/1/5/3/6 = Visionary / Above All / Kiss
Luck to all / Safe trip for the Horses
Extra Catnip & Catfish Buffet for the Scoring CatZilla
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 1:24 pm
by stark
Good Luck to CriminalType on a repeat performance! Not sure if this is a BOTS week or not, do they count double in the standings?
I have no clue again this mid-week, but thanks for the congrats from Saturday's Aqueduct event, looking forward to SantaAnita this weekend.
Race 1. FROSTY EXPRESS 2--9--3.
Race 2. SOUPER FUNNY 7--3--2. I almost declared myself the RazzleDazzleMan but then thought it more appropriate to be just a little funny.
Race 3. GONNA WANNA WINK 3--6--2. Just one question....why is Cinco #6?
Race 4. OVERNIGHT FLING 7--9--1 This was tough, I was tempted to go for the FlashyBargirl but then I discovered she was WildAboutMoney and I had no interest in GiveMeLove so I wound up with the #7.
Race 5. KYNESS 5--6--7
Race 6. EURO INDIAN GIRL 6--4--5 Another tough choice, the UntamedDixie or the EuroIndianGirl?
Race 7. QUEEN OF THE HILL 2--4--1 The tough choices just keep on comin, almost went with the DangerousVixen here!
Race 8. SKIP THE PUNCH line 6--3--4
I might've given away too many of my handicapping insights and for that I apologize in advance, good luck to all who dare.
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 2:49 pm
by RUFFIAN
THE BOTS WEEKS = THE FIRST AND THIRD WEDNESDAY OF THE MONTH
AND IF THE MONTH HAS FIVE WEDNESDAYS THE LAST ONE IS ALSO INCLUDED
BOTS WORD IS INCLUDED IN TOPIC THREAD HEADER
NO DOUBLE POINTS ARE AWARDED
BUT THERE IS A YEAR END AWARD FOR THE WINNER OF THE MOST BOTS WINS
THERE IS A THREAD ON THE MAIN MENU THAT WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE INFORMATION
THERE IS ALSO A THREAD EXPLAINING THE HISTORY OF BOTS
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 6:13 pm
by Real Quiet
R 1...3-4-9
R 2...3-7-2
R 3...7-6-3
R 4...8-9-1
R 5...9-6-3
R 6...6-1-5
R 7...4-2-5
R 8...3-7-6
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 7:31 pm
by RUFFIAN
CATALINA PIX PER TBRF
« Reply on: Today at 02:56:04 PM »
RACE 1: # 5 Allen’s Song, 1, 10
RACE 2: # 6 Dragon Attack, 2, 3
RACE 3: # 8 Ormond Moon, 7, 3
RACE 4: # 2 Jeyran, 8, 1
RACE 5: # 7 Bayou Bijou, 8, 3
RACE 6: # 3 Kilmore Bound, 6, 5
RACE 7: # 2 Queen of the Hill, 1, 4
RACE 8: # 8 Bold Over, 7, 3
Good luck to all!
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:12 pm
by Tiger Dancer
PER TBR:
MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 @ CHARLES TOWN
« Reply #10 on: Today at 04:47:54 PM »
R-1: 2 - 7 - 10 - 3
R-2: 6 - 3 - 4
R-3: 1 - 8 - 7 - 5
R-4: 4 - 2 - 8 - 9
R-5: 1a - 5 - 3 - 4
R-6: 1 - 7 - 8 - 2
R-7: 3 - 2 - 6
R-8: 6 - 8 - 3 - 2
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:54 pm
by RUFFIAN
**RESULTS**
GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO
MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT CHARLES TOWN RACETRACK
WHERE CRIMINAL TYPE WILL BE RUNNING FOR A REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP
OUR FIELD HAS BEEN DIMINISHED BY THREE MAJOR SCRATCHES OF:
JOHN HENRY WHO MAY HAVE HAD A RELAPSE
BLUNNY WHO MAY HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP IN HIS STALL
CIGARSHOP WHO MAY HAVE COME UP LAME
AFTER HIS SHENANIGANS IN HIS LAST RACE
JUMPING OVER THE INFIELD FENCE
THIS HAS LEFT US WITH A SMALL FIELD OF EIGHT
THE HORSES ARE IN THE STARTING GATE
EVERYONE SEEMS CALM AND READY TO RUN
AND AWAAAAAAAAY THEY GO
ZOOMING OUT OF THE GATE LIKE A TRIO OF FIRECRACKERS ARE
CRIMINAL TYPE, RUFFIAN & STARK
WHO HAVE LEFT THE FIELD FAR BEHIND
OAKLAWN CAPPER IS NEXT BUT AT LEAST 10 LENGTHS BACK
CATALINA AND REAL QUIET SIDE-BY-SIDE ARE NEXT
AND TROTTING ALONG IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE
ARE DUSTY AND TIGER DANCER
THEY'VE REACHED THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
THE RACE HAS TURNED INTO A 2-HORSE
BATTLE ON THE FRONT END BETWEEN
RUFFIAN & STARK WHO HAVE BEEN RUNNING
NECK & NECK FROM THE GATE
CATALINA AND REAL QUIET ARE QUICKLY
GAINING GROUND AS OAKLAWN CAPPER
HAS LOST HIS EARLY MOMENTUM
AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME
RUFFIAN & STARK LEADING THE WAY
AND NOW THERE IS A ROAR FROM THE CROWD
AS CATALINA SUDDENLY CAUGHT FIRE AND
IS GAINING GROUND QUICKLY
THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
WAY TOO CLOSE TO CALL!
IT IS A PHOTO FINISH FOR THE WIN
OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE FLASHING
BOTH TRAINERS HAVE COME OUT ON THE FIELD
BOTH JOCKEYS ARE ON THE PHONE
THE STEWARDS TAKING A LOT OF TIME
REVIEWING THE REPLAY
FINALLY THE LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
THE OFFICIAL NUMBERS ARE UP
LOUD SHOUTS OF JOY CAN BE HEARD
FROM THE MEN IN THE CROWD
MOANS & GROANS FROM THE LADIES
HERE IS WHY....
ONLY .08 CENTS WAS THE DIFFERENCE
OF GLORY OR GLOOM
"THE QUEEN OF THE HILL "
TURNED OUT TO BE A COLT... 
AS THE ALMOST "DANGEROUS VIXEN"
LOST GLORY BY THE TINIEST OF WHISKERS
STARK ONCE AGAIN HAS EMERGED IN THE WINNERS CIRCLE
ON A WEDNESDAY THAT IS NOT A BOTS DAY!
RUFFIAN (MAYBE A "QUEEN" IN HER OWN MIND)
AND ACTUALLY LIVES ON A "HILL"
BUT ALSO CAN BE A "DANGEROUS VIXEN"
STRUGGLED WITH THE DECISION BETWEEN
THE 2 NAMES SO SIGNIFICANT TO HER
BUT THE FINAL DECISION PROVED TO BE WRONG 
$$-OFFICIAL RESULTS-$$
STARK ================== $70.20
RUFFIAN ================= $69.40
(THE .08 CENT DIFFERENCE = QUEEN OF THE HILL ($4.60)
CATALINA ================ $59.20
REAL QUIET =============== $46.80
STEALS THE PRECIOUS
==== ALSO RAN ====
OAKLAWN CAPPER ======= $41.80
CRIMINAL TYPE (DC) ====== $37.20
DUSTY =============== $24.00
TIGER DANCER ========== $23.20
(TUFF WAY TO GET INTO THE CAT HOUSE
WITH AN $.80 KEY CHARGE)
****************************************
WE NOW BID U A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 1:32 am
by stark
WOW! Thanks very much for a great racecall, the ending caught me by surprise.
Well played everyone, good luck at SantaAnita on Saturday, hope the rain doesn't drown our plans for a great race day.
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 12:49 pm
by RUFFIAN
I THINK THAT STARK IS AIMING FOR THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD!
AS WELL AS WINNING 3 OF 4 MIDWEEK & 3 OF 4 SUPER SATURDAY
THIS COLT IS ON A FAST TRACK HEADED FOR GLORY
AND MAYBE A FEW YEAR-END AWARDS!
AND SPEAKING OF THE MEOW MIX AWARDS
PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH THE DELAY
BECAUSE AS I HAD MENTIONED BEFORE,
ALTHOUGH MY WORDS WERE WRITTEN IN JANUARY ---
THE ADDITIONAL GRAPHICS THAT TURN MY WORDS
INTO A WORK OF ART MASTERPIECE
IS DUE TO THE MAGIC OF TIGER DANCER
BUT LIFE HAS A WAY OF TOSSING MANY LEMONS INTO OUR PATH
AND LEMONADE ISN'T ALWAYS THAT EASY TO MAKE
BECAUSE OF THAT---
TIGER DANCER HAS NOT HAD THE ADEQUATE TIME TO WORK ON
DOING 18 GRAPHICS TO COMPLETE THE MEOW MIX AWARDS
WE BOTH APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE & UNDERSTANDING
HOPEFULLY THE AWARDS CEREMONY WILL SOON APPEAR
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 3/9 *RESULTS* @ CHARLES TOWN
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 2:48 am
by Tiger Dancer
STARK PIX --
by stark » Wed Mar 09, 2016 10:24 am
Race 1. FROSTY EXPRESS 2--9--3.
Race 2. SOUPER FUNNY 7--3--2. I almost declared myself the RazzleDazzleMan
but then thought it more appropriate to be just a little funny.
Race 3. GONNA WANNA WINK 3--6--2. Just one question....why is Cinco #6?
Race 4. OVERNIGHT FLING 7--9--1 This was tough, I was tempted to go for the FlashyBargirl
but then I discovered she was WildAboutMoney
and I had no interest in GiveMeLove so I wound up with the #7.
Race 5. KYNESS 5--6--7
Race 6. EURO INDIAN GIRL 6--4--5 Another tough choice, the UntamedDixie or the EuroIndianGirl?
Race 7. QUEEN OF THE HILL 2--4--1 The tough choices just keep on comin,
almost went with the DangerousVixen here!
Race 8. SKIP THE PUNCH line 6--3--4
I might've given away too many of my handicapping insights
and for that I apologize in advance, good luck to all who dare.
FROM: TIGER DANCER
**THAT'S OK STARK...... YOUR FUNNY-CIDE IS SHOWING.....
KEEP EM COMING..... NOTHING WRONG WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR 