NEW YORK - NEW YORK - NEW YORK
WHAT A HORSE RACING LOVING TOWN
WITH SARATOGA AND BELMONT
BUT TO AQUEDUCT NOW WE ARE BOUND
WITH NINE IN THE GATE FOR TODAY
TIGER DANCER NEVER GOT IN
CAUSE LIFE JUST GOT IN THE WAY
OF WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BIG WIN
THE HORSES ARE ALL LOADED NOW
NOT WITH BOOZE --- BUT FLAMING DESIRE
''AND THEY'RE OFF'' WE FINALLY HEAR
WITH CRIMINAL TYPE CLEARLY ON FIRE
THERE ARE 2 JUST OFF OF HIS TAIL
IT'S BLUNNY AND THE DUSTY ONE
THE REST ARE FAR BEHIND THOSE 3
AND HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO RUN
THE 2ND TIER IS 8 LENGTHS BACK
WITH FOUR WIDE ACROSS THE TRACK
CIGARSHOP - JOHN HENRY - REAL QUIET
AND RAVEN ANOTHER LENGTH BACK
THEN IT'S ANOTHER 15 LENGTHS BACK
WE CAN SEE CATALINA AND RUFF
BREAKING BAD RIGHT FROM THE START
THEY FIND CATCHING UP NOW VERY TUFF
THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
FIVE CLEARLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY
CIGARSHOP - DUSTY - JOHN HENRY + CT
BUT WAY AHEAD IN THE LEAD IS BLUNNY!
THE COLT HAS FIRED LIKE A ROCKET
WITH DUSTY IN WHITE HOT PURSUIT
CIGARSHOP - JOHN HENRY + CRIMINAL TYPE
ALL STILL IN IT TO PICK UP SOME LOOT
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IT'S AT LEAST ELEVEN LENGTHS BACK
TO CATALINA --- RAVEN AND R Q
AND IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE IS RUFF
WITH WAY TOO MUCH NOW TO DO
AND DOWN THE STRETCH HERE THEY COME
WITH BLUNNY ALL ALONE ON THE LEAD
THE FOUR BEHIND THE SUPER FAST COLT
AREN'T YET FINDING WHAT THEY WILL NEED
IT'S CLOSE FOR THE 4 JUST BEHIND HIM
WAS A VERY WELL BALANCED RACE
AT LEAST FOR THE FIVE UP AHEAD
A PHOTO OF FOUR FOR THE PLACE!
THE OBJECTION LIGHTS ARE NOW FLASHING
AS THE 4 BEHIND BLUNNY ALL IN DOUBT
WITH A LOT OF BUMPING NEAR THE WIRE
IT'S UP TO THE STEWARDS TO FIND OUT
FINALLY THE LIGHTS HAVE STOPPED FLASHING
CIGARSHOP HAS WON OUT FOR 'PLACE'
BY A WHISKER IT'S DUSTY IN THIRD
AND JOHN HENRY IS 4TH IN THE RACE
CRIMINAL TYPE HAS LOST THE PRECIOUS
AND APPARENTLY JUST BY A BUCK
BUT WHEN PUSH CAME TO SHOVE AT THE WIRE
THE MASTER THIEF RAN OUT OF LUCK
SO HERE IS THE ORDER OF FINISH
WHO RAN WELL FOR MOST OF THE MONEY
THE TOP FIVE ALL RAN WITH GUSTO
BUT THE COLT IN CHARGE CLEARLY WAS BLUNNY
BLUNNY ==== ====== $62.40
CIGARSHOP ======== $57.20
DUSTY =========== $54.30
JOHN HENRY ======= $51.20
======== ALSO RAN ========
CRIMINAL TYPE ===== $50.20
CATALINA ==== ==== $38.30
RAVEN ===== ===== $34.30
REAL QUIET (DC) ==== $33
RUFFIAN ==== ===== $3.20
FOR THE REPEAT CAT HOUSE AWARD
RUFFIAN APPEARS TO BE TRYIN
SHE EXCLAIMS IT'S NOT INTENTIONAL
BUT THAT LINE WE JUST ARE NOT BUYIN
NEXT WEEK WE GET A SPECIAL TREAT
A RACE CALL THATS HOTTER THAN HOT
TIGER DANCER WILL BE PRESENTING
HER INFAMOUS ODD "TURKEY TROT!"
