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SORRY FOR PREVIOUS POST NAMING KEENELAND
WHICH I DID PER GDQH EMAIL

TOTALLY FORGETTING MY OWN SS RULES
SS WINNER CHOOSES VENUE EXCEPT THE WEEK PRIOR TO TC & BC WEEK

EVEN GRUMPY CAT HAS BLONDE MOMENTS

THEREFORE VENUE IS SANTA ANITA
POST TIME: 1 PM PACIFIC TIME
RULES: SAME AS ALWAYS

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MIDWEEK & SUPER SPECIAL SATURDAY (BC DAY)

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'NECESSITY IS THE MOTHER OF INVENTION'

THIS 'TOTALLY BLONDE' CATZILLA
IS FELINE OBSESSED TIZ TRUE
HOPE THE 'CURVY KITTEN' AND
THE 'HEIR KITTY' CAN COME THRU

SOME DAYS I'M A 'FREEWAY RACER'
MY 'RUSHOMATIC' IS ON HIGH
I TURN INTO 'HEARTLESS HONEY'
IF SLOW MOES DON'T LET ME BY

RACE 1 > 7 1 3 6 4
TOTALLY BLONDE
As Evidence Showed Wednesday
Totally Forgot Dusty's Entry Till
Posting RESULTS!

Clearly Confused (Reside In State Of Confusion)
I'll Take A Chance

RACE 2 > 6 4 8 1 9
RUSHOMATIC
Just Can't Drive 35!

Spring Dream (Derby)
Wedding Note

RACE 3 > 1 4 6 5 3
RAUSCHENBERG

Endorsement
El Mirage King

RACE 4 > 1 2 4 5 8
CURVY KITTEN =^,,^=

Demonica
Papa's Dancing

RACE 5 > 5 7 2 1 4
FREEWAY RACER
aka: Alpha Mare

Tribal Chatter
Good Party (In The Cat House!)

RACE 6 > 6 4 2 8 9
OSO SMART

Yes Yes Yes
Lethal Story

RACE 7 > 4 10 7 2 6
MAGIC SPOT

Euroclydon
Chilada


RACE 8 > 1 9 7 10 2
HEIR KITTY =^,,^=

Need You Now
Flashy Ways

RACE 9 > 8 7 3 4 2
HEARTLESS HONEY

Acute
Unkept Rendez Vous

Farewell DUMP.... That's what this place has been

Race 1: 8-6-1
Race 2: 3-1-6
Race 3: 6-1-4
Race 4: 5-1-2
Race 5: 4-3-1
Race 6: 8-3-4
Race 7: 1-6-9
Race 8: 9-1-7
Race 9: 8-4-2

Thank goodness next week I can be sipping Piña Coladas with my Tiger Dancer. Sitting on our Lounge Chairs awaiting the BC Races. She will light my Cigar, I'll light her fire.
After the races we will be chauffeured to an undisclosed location for an evening of Wine and Song.
On BC Classic Day we shall be waited in hand and foot and then a VERY special evening.
This certainly will be An Affair To Remember........

Cigarshop

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3 8 1 4 6

2(
8 4 1 5 9

3(
6 4 2 5 1

4(
8 4 1 6 7

5(
8 5 1 7 3

6(
2 5 4 1 8

7(
6 3 1 10 4

8(
8 5 4 9 10

9(
8 7 12 2 11

FROM DUSTY

Here goes

1. 4/7/8
2. 4/6/10
3. 3/4/5
4. 4/5/8
5. 3/7/1
6. 5/8/1
7. 9/5/2
8. 8/10/1
9. 6/8/7

Luck to all

FROM JOHN HENRY

RACE 1: #3 I’LL TAKE A CHANCE (1-4-6)
RACE 2:#6 RUSHOMATIC (9-3-2)
RACE 3: #1 RAUSCGENBERG (9-3-2)
RACE 4: #1 CURVY KITTEN (2-4-6)
RACE 5: #7 TRIBAL CHATTER (1-2-6)
RACE 6: #6 OSO SMART (2-3-8-9)
RACE 7: #2 KANTINA KOWGIRL (8-6-1)
RACE 8: #9 NEED YOU NOW (1-7-10-11)
RACE 9: #4 RAISIN CAIN (6-8-2-10)

FROM ELITE MERCEDES


1) 4-1-8
2) 6-3-1
3) 4-5-1
4) 8-1-2
5) 1-6-4
6) 3-4-6
7) 6-9-1
8) 7-9-10
9) 8-7-4

thank you

FROM CRIMINAL TYPE

R1) 4/1/3/8/5 (Decoy/Confused/Chance)
R2) 9/4/1/6/2 (Spirit/Dream/Seas)
R3) 3/4/6/5/1 (Heat/Endorse/Mirage)
R4) 5/4/2/6/7 (Accommodation/Papa/Demon)
R5) 1/2/8/6/7 (Hidegoodstuff/Party/Blossom)
R6) 2/3/8/4/6 (Lethal/Maxx/Storm)
R7) 10/7/2/6/4 (Euroclydon/Chilada/Kowgirl)
R8) 12ae/4/3/7/8 (Ighraa/Wittgenstein/Empire)
R9) 3/4/7/10/8 (Unkept/Cain/Acute)

FROM CATALINA

From Catalina:

R1: #8 Julio's Gold, 6-5-1

R2: #9 Spirit of Ten, 1-8-4

R3: #4 Endorsement, 5-3-2

R4: #2 Demonica, 1-6-4

R5: #6 Madoffwiththemoney, 3-4-2

R6: #4 Yes Yes Yes, 6-3-8

R7: #8 Miss Loujean, 6-1-2

R8: #10 Wishing Gate, 11-5-7

R9: #6 Metaxa, 4-12-10

FROM TIGER DANCER

TIGER DANCER PIX -- DUE TO TECHNO ISSUES..... RACING ROULETTE THIS WEEK.
NO TIME TO CHECK OUT THE PONIES.....
JUST GOTTA ROCK-N-ROLL WITH IT

R-1: 1 - 3 - 6
R-2: 4 - 6 - 9
R-3: 5 - 3 - 4
R-4: 1 - 2 - 8
R-5: 2 - 8 - 7
R-6: 8 - 7 - 1
R-7: 4 - 7 - 2
R-8: 1 - 6 - 10
R-9: 7 - 11 - 8

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURRR SATURDAY AT SANTA ANITA

OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY
THE RUFFARAMA STAKES

PRESENTED BY: MEOW MIX
TODAY RUN AT 1 MILE

DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES BEYOND OUR CONTROL
WE HAVE HAD SEVERAL SCRATCHES
BUT A STELLAR FIELD IS WALKING OUT ON THE TRACK
SO LET'S MEET THE FIELD

PP #1 > RUFFIAN -------------- 23/1
2012 SS Champion
Caixa Eletronica Award

PP #2 > CRIMINAL TYPE -------- 7/2
2011 HOTY
2012 Colt Of The Year
Crafty Prospector Award
Awesome Again Award

PP #3 > CIGARSHOP ------------- 7/2

PP #4 > EL PRADO ---------------- 4/1

PP #5 > DUSTY -------------------- 15/1
2010 HOTY
2012 Most Improved
Lost In The Fog

PP #6 > JOHN HENRY --------------- 5/1

PP #7 > ELITE MERCEDES ---------- 30/1
(Back After LONG Lay Off)

PP #8 > CATALINA-------------------30/1
(1st Time Starter: Maiden)

PP #9 > TIGER DANCER ------------13/1
2012 Distorted Humor Award
Theatrical Award

We Now Turn You Over To Our
Track Announcer ~

LA GRUMPY FELINUS

Thank U Trevor
The Horses Are All In Except For
JOHN HENRY who is being a very bad actor
refusing to go into his gate while kicking out
at the handlers who are trying their best
to calm him down
This Colt clearly has NO interest in running
anywhere except back to his stall and hay!

OK --- The Handlers Got Clever
Offering him a peppermint he decided to
enter the gate and let the jockey back on

NOW WE ARE READY TO RUN!

AND ------
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!

Roaring Out Of The Gate...
RUFFIAN Lets The Cheetah Out Early
Taking Command

But EL PRADO Is Quick to recover from
a slow start and has shot right past RUFFIAN
To take over the Lead

CRIMINAL TYPE & CATALINA
Side by side are next just 2 Lengths off
the front running Fillies

CIGARSHOP
Running Very Strongly is next

At The Back In The Early Going
DUSTY ~ TIGER DANCER ~ JOHN HENRY

INTO THE TURN

ITS EL PRADO
Having Things Her Own Way Out In Front

But....
HERE COMES CIGARSHOP
Clearly With Running On His Mind He
Is not about to let the Filly get away
with an uncontested lead and has turned
up the heat

CRIMINAL TYPE
Also In Contention and keeping up his
speed is right there

EL PRADO ~ CIGARSHOP ~ CRIMINAL TYPE
These 3 Have Separated Themselves From
The Field

CATALINA, the Maiden, Showing Good Speed
is gaining on the leaders now

RUFFIAN
Carried Wide By Criminal Type On The Turn
Has lost her early Momentum and is dropping back

They're At The TOP Of The Stretch

And Now We Have A MATCH RACE Folks!

EL PRADO & CIGARSHOP
Neck & Neck... Stride For Stride
Neither One Giving In

CRIMINAL TYPE
Showing Excellent Form Today And
Staying Right With The Front Running Duo

And Now TIGER DANCER finally woke up
and is beginning to show speed and gaining
ground

RUFFIAN
Just off the tail of Tiger Dancer is next

AT THE BACK ----
DUSTY
ELITE MERCEDES
JOHN HENRY

And DOWN The STRETCH They Come!

EL PRADO & CIGARSHOP
A Battle Of Determination
A Match Race So Close It MAY Be A DH!

CRIMINAL TYPE
Showing That Age Is Mind Over Matter
And If Ya Don't Mind ---
It Don't Matter!
'The Ole Warhorse' Running In Top Form

CATALINA
Brilliant Effort In 1st Start proving that
She belongs running with these

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD
EL PRADO ~ CIGARSHOP

WHOSE NOSE TOUCHES THE WIRE 1ST

PHOTO FINISH FOLKS
TOO CLOSE TO CALL

JOCKEY OBJECTION #4 / #3
Stewards Examining Replay
Hold All Tickets

OFFICIAL RESULTS
OBJECTION DISMISSED

CIGARSHOP ~ By A Kitty Whisker!
EL PRADO ~ Valiant In Defeat
CRIMINAL TYPE ~ Best Form Lately
CATALINA ~ Brilliant 1st Race!
AND STEALS "THE PRECIOUS" IN HER MAIDEN VOYAGE"
YEEEEEEEE HAW!

ALSO RAN

TIGER DANCER
RUFFIAN
DUSTY
ELITE MERCEDES
JOHN HENRY (Eased / Vanned Off)

PAY OUT PRICES
Check Tickets: Report Errors To Ruffian
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

CIGARSHOP ~ $84.80
EL PRADO ~ ~ $84.10
CRIMINAL TYPE ~ ~ ~ ~ $62.40
CATALINA ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ $52.60

TIGER DANCER ~ $35.40
RUFFIAN ~ $30.20
DUSTY ~ $28
ELITE MERCEDES ~ $13.90
JOHN HENRY ~ DNF = $0

SEE YOU ALL AT THE BREEDERS CUP
AT OUR NEW LOCATION

WE BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
AND A SAFE NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME