RESULTS FROM THE CAT HOUSE
ALTHOUGH THE SUN WAS SHINING
THREE OUT OF NINE WERE NOT
A FEW HAD A PRETTY TUFF DAY
AND SOME WERE CALIENTE HOT
OUT OF THE GATE ROARED THREE
THEY TOOK OFF LIKE A SHOT
ONE RAN ALL ALONE IN THE MIDDLE
AND THE REST WERE SIMPLY AT A TROT
RUFFIAN, JOHN HENRY + DUSTY
SUPER SPEEDY FROM THE START
ALL ALONE AND ON THE LEAD
WHILE THE REST JUST RAN ON HEART
BUT THEN JUST AFTER THE TURN
AS THREE MORE FOUND THEIR FIRE
CRIMINAL TYPE, CATALINA + BLUNNY
CLOSING QUICKLY TOWARD THE WIRE
IT WAS MANY MORE LENGTHS BACK
TO EL PRADO ~ REAL QUIET + CIGARSHOP
NO ENERGY COULD WE WITNESS
INSTEAD OF RUN -- MORE LIKE A BUNNY HOP
AS THE WIRE DREW EVER CLOSER
TWO COLTS NOW ON THE LEAD AS ONE
JOHN HENRY AND BLUNNY TOGETHER
ALL THOUGHT THE RACE WAS WON
BUT THEN THE CROWD WAS SCREAMING
AS THE COLTS RAN TOWARDS THE WIRE
SOMEONE ONE ELSE WAS FLYING FAST
AS THE COLTS APPEARED TO TIRE
SHE RAN...... SHE FLEW....... SHE CONQUERED
SHE THEN PUT THOSE COLTS TO SHAME
SHE STOLE THE FAME AND GLORY
AND CATALINA IS THE HER NAME
SHE CAME FROM WAY FAR BACK
THEN SHE PUT ON QUITE A SHOW
FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS
TO THE COLTS DEALT A MIGHTY BLOW
AND WHEN THE DUST HAD CLEARED
IN THE WINNER CIRCLE SHE STOOD
JOHN HENRY + BLUNNY GOT THEIR SHARE
AFTER RUNNING VERY GOOD
IT WAS DUSTY WHO STOLE THE PRECIOUS
AWAY FROM GOLLUM - A RING OF GOLD
EL PRADO AND REAL QUIET WERE NEXT
BUT NEVER TURNED HOT FROM COLD
AND THEN THERE IS THE SOUND WE HEARD
THAT RESOUNDED LIKE A MOOSE
CIGARSHOP WHO WAS PROUD INDEED
THE HONOR OF THE GOLDEN GOOSE!
IT'S NOT ALL THAT EASY TO DO
NOT MAKING A DIME ALL DAY
IT'S A SPECIAL KIND OF "HONOR"
SOMETIMES THE PRICE WE PAY
YA WIN SOME -- YA LOSE SOME
BUT WHEN ALL IS SAID + DONE
THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR
IS THE FACT WE ALL HAD FUN!
SO HERE ARE ALL THE TOTALS
HOPING THAT THEY ARE RIGHT
IF NOT NOTIFY THE CAT IN CHARGE
SOME TIME BEFORE TONITE
CATALINA ================ $80.80
JOHN HENRY ============== $66.50
BLUNNY ================= $65.10
DUSTY === == PRECIOUS ===== $56
======== ALSO RAN =========
CRIMINAL TYPE ============$47.80
RUFFIAN ================ $33.80
EL PRADO =============== $14.60
REAL QUIET (DC) === ======= $13.20
CIGARSHOP ============== $0
THE PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE GOLDEN GOOSE EGG!
TO BE DISPLAYED ON A SPECIAL PEDESTAL IN THE PENTHOUSE
RIGHT NEXT TO CRIMINAL TYPE'S AND RUFFIAN'S
