Horse Racing Forum - USA Thoroughbred Races

CONGRATS TO **JOHN HENRY**
ON AN IMPRESSIVE VICTORY GALLOP
BEST FORM HE HAS SHOWN IN AWHILE!
SEE IF HE CAN RUN THAT WELL TO REPEAT

VENUE: CALDER -{9 RACES w/ 4 STAKES}-


POST TIME: 12:30pm EDT

FEATURE EVENT: THE QRFLUFFL STAKES

FORECAST: ==> MOSTLY SUNNY -- HIGH 87F // CHANCE OF RAIN = 10%


~RUFFARAMA RULES~ => SAME AS ALWAYS!

* ALL CHANGES + EDITS *
MUST Be Made In A NEW POST!
---> (Prior To R1)

* DOES NOT APPLY TO ADDING
PICTURES OR COMMENTS
=> ONLY APPLIES TO PRG # PIX
===> CHANGES ONLY
===> NOT Entire Original Entry!

Edits To Original Entry PIX Will
NOT Be Acknowledged!

* Select 1 Horse And 2 Alternates
4 Alts Suggested! ... Especially On Turf!

* ALL PIX MUST HAVE PRG #
* If You Have NAME ONLY
Without ANY Prg #
You WILL Get Credit!

* IF U Wish To Use 'AE' Horses
You May Include Additional Alts ~

* IF U Want To Use OFF-TURF Pix
Add Those Beneath Regular-Turf-Pix
Designate As: 'OFF-Turf-Pix'

* COUPLED ENTRIES
You WILL Get BOTH UNLESS:
===> IF You ONLY Want ONE
Of A Coupled-Entry
* Specify WHICH One You Want
By NAME + 'Only'
1a > Courageous Cat (Only)
OR: #1 Only --- #1/A Only
===> #1 = Get Both

* IF ALL Of Your Horses Scratch
It Will Be Considered A Zero $0
(NO Credit or Refund)

* Using NAMES > Highly Suggested!
==> But NOT Mandatory <==

* Some Players Do Name On #1 Pick
And Prg-# On Alts = Your Choice!

* In The Event Of A Typo
THE NAME RULES!

* IF U Have A TYPO Error On Your
Entry & DO have A Name With It
=> It Will Be YOUR Responsibility
To Notify ME Of The Error:
Via E-Mail Only (PM Doesn't Work)
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
Then I Will Credit You With
Correct Horse + Earnings

* I Will NOT Be Double Checking Entries
To Be Sure YOUR Names Match YOUR Numbers!
This Is The Player's Responsibility

* I Go By PRG-# ~ Unless Notified Of TYPO
By The Player Who Included Name In The ORIGINAL Entry Post

* IF You Have NOT Included Name
Your Prg-## Error MUST Stand!

* MONEY IS EARNED FOR
WIN-PLACE-SHOW

* The WINNER Chooses The Track Venue
For The Following Week
(Except Weeks Prior To BC + TC)

* Please EMAIL The New Venue To ME
No Later than 5 PM ET THURSDAY!
--> Earlier Is Even Better!

===> DO NOT POST VENUE <===
===> DO NOT POST VENUE <===

* In The Event Of TIE:
Both//All Players -- With Equal Money Earned
Will Be Declared A DH For The Placement

* If A DH For WIN
Players Must Decide Between Themselves
Which Track To Play The Following Week

Feedback--Suggestions Welcomed
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net
=^,,^=

~~ALRIGHT FILLY KITTIES.... WE'RE OFF TO SOUTH FLORIDA.....
GRAB YOUR BEACH ATTIRE & FLIP FLOPS.....
YOU KNOW WE GOTTA GRAB SOME FUN IN THE SUN .....
WARM SAND.....SMOOTH WAVES
COLD DRINKS AND
HOT GUYS (IT'S OK TO LOOK!!!)




~~PAWS IN THE SAND, OCEAN BREEZE, TROPICAL DRINKS.....
..................................I AM SOOOOO READY!!!

WILL 'SPECTACULAR ME'
FINISH 'OFFLEE FAST'
WILL I 'BE A WILDCAT'
OR SADLY FINISH LAST?

RACE 1 > 1 2 6 5 7
MUSICAL FLAIR
* My Song Lyrics On My Site
(P4 & 5)

Upon Reflection
He's Spectacular


RACE 2 > 3 7 1 2 4
VADVADA

Addar (Black?)
Super Fantasy


RACE 3 > 3 5 4 7 1
BE A WILDCAT =^,,^=

Black Karma
Great Rising Star


RACE 4 > 8 1 4 5 3
GUAYANA

DESTINY JOY
Bound For Eden


RACE 5 > 6 7 9 2 1
SPECTACULAR ME (Gray)

Felixia (The Cat)
BlackStone (Precious Onyx)


RACE 6 > 5 4 1 3 10
OFFLEE FAST

Amen KITTEN =^,,^=
Midnight Cello


RACE 7 > 7 2 5 8 1
STARSHIP SASSY

QuinnKat =^,,^=
Solitary


RACE 8 > 1 4 8 5 3
ARANGOL

We're All Set
Worldly Vision


RACE 9 > 8 9 2 3 1
SHE'S SPOOKY

Dreamlicious
Put Your Dreams Away
(Never!)

1(
3 1 4 7 5

2(
4 8 1 6 2

3(
2 5 7 3 4

4(
5 4 8 1 3

5(
2 7 5 3 9

6(
11 7 6 4 9

7(
6 5 4 7 2

8(
5 7 3 9 2

9(
10 7 4 11 5

Calder... here we come!

1. 2 Upon Reflection 7/5
2. 6 Cambiata 7/8
3. 3 Bea Wildcat 5/6
4. 3 With Mom's Blessing 6/8
5. 6 Spectacular Me 3/4
6. 7 Colossians 8/5
7. 7 Starship Sassy 3/5
8. 4 We're All Set 4/9
9. 5 Putitinmypocket 9/3

Good Luck ALL!

POSTING FOR CRIMINAL TYPE AS A FAVOR
CRIMINAL TYPE PICKS

R1--- 4--5--7--2--1
Jazzy--Appeal---Candy

R2--- 4--8--6--2--1
White--Luna--Cambiata

R3--- 2--7--4--5--3
Deputy--Oberon--Star

R4--- 7--3--6--5--1
Regal--Mom--Bahia

R5--- 2--8--4--3--1
Ain't--Soup--Queens

R6--- 7--2--6--1--4
Colossians--Anthem--Manzutti

R7--- 4--1--8--3--5
Golden--Wives--Voyage

R8--- 8--5--1--3--7
Worldly--Force--Arangol

R9--- 3--1--10--7--4
Score--Truth--Ryder

ATTENTION PLAYERS
IMPORTANT REMINDER

IF U HAVE NAME WITH ENTRY
AND REALIZE U HAVE A TYPO ON PRG ##
PLEASE NOTIFY ME VIA EMAIL OF THE ERROR
TO RECEIVE CREDIT FOR THAT RACE

I DO NOT RECORD NAMES WITH MY SCORING SHEET
I ONLY MARK NUMBERS WITH PLAYER NAMES

SO I HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING THERE IS A TYPO
IF U DO NOT TELL ME

I BELIEVE IN A PLAYER GETTING CREDIT FOR
THE HORSE THEY REALLY WANTED
SO JUST BECAUSE THEY HIT A WRONG NUMBER
IS NO REASON TO PENALIZE

AFTER ALL THIS IS A FORUM FOR FUN
NOT ALL RIGID AND SERIOUS
SO BE SURE SURE TO LET ME KNOW
IF YOU HAD A BLONDE MOMENT!

Race 1: #6 He's Spectactular (1-4-5)
Race 2: #4 White Pants Night (6-3-2-8)
Race 3: #3 Bea Wildcat (4-2-1)
Race 4: #3 With Moms Blessing (6-2-1)
Race 5: #4 My Five Queens (1-2-3)
Race 6: #8 Grand Tito (1-4-7-8)
Race 7: #2 QuinnKat (5-3-7)
Race 8: #2 Coppa Del Rey (3-4-8)
Race 9: #1 Burning Truth (7-10-11-4)

Good Luck to All !!

R1: #1 Flair (7, 6, 5, 2)
R2: #2 Esta (1, 6, 3, 8)
R3: #5 Karma (3, 4, 2, 1)
R4: #2 Lizard (5, 1, 6, 4)
R5: #2 Lie (7, 1, 4, 3)
R6: #1 Cello (8, 4 12, 7)
R7: # 3 Magic (6, 2, 5, 8)
R8: #7 Guy (3, 4, 2, 5)
R9: #11 Sophia (7, 4, 9, 3)

Cigarshop has been in a FUNK his last two outings. So he took Tiger Dancers advice and spanked himself, now he's ready to roll.

Race 1: 2-1-7
Race 2: 2-1-8
Race 3: 5-3-7
Race 4: 3-5-8
Race 5: 3-4-1
Race 6: 7-1-8
Race 7: 3-2-6
Race 8: 2-7-3
Race 9: 4-7-10

Good Luck to you ALL wagering on these races.

Cigarshop

PLAYERS
APPARENTLY SOME PLAYERS ARE UNABLE TO LOG IN
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THOUGHT OUR TECH ISSUES HAD ENDED
APPARENTLY NOT

Hey Tiger Dancer! About your "ample assets" may I take a closer peek??

I've been bad:






I have three nice cigars to smoke and I'll be attending the Races at Keeneland, but keeping my eye on Calder.

Race: 4 Changes Time Posted
#6 Bahia de Oro Scratched - Reason Unavailable 11:24 AM ET
#7 Regal Suave Scratched - Reason Unavailable 11:24 AM ET

Race: 5 Changes Time Posted
#2 I Ain't Gonna Lie Scratched - Reason Unavailable 11:24 AM ET

Race: 6 Changes Time Posted
#11 Cantinero Scratched - Reason Unavailable 11:24 AM ET

Race: 8 Changes Time Posted
#5 Tropical Force Scratched - Reason Unavailable 11:24 AM ET

Race: 9 Changes Time Posted
#13 Swinger's Party Scratched - Reason Unavailable 11:24 AM ET

POSTING FOR TIGER DANCER WHO IS HAVING TECH ISSUES WITH TBC
EMAIL ENTRY DATED 2 AM
NAMES WERE INCLUDED IN ENTRY

TIGER DANCER PIXIES
R1---1--6--5--2

R2---8--7--1--2

R3---4--3--2--5

R4---5--1--8--6

R5---6--1--5--9

R6---1--4--9--12

R7---3--2--6--8

R8---6--3--7--5

R9---7--9--2--11

IF DUSTY OR RQ POSTED THIS ALREADY
I DID NOT FIND IT

And they are not gonna get her today!

TECHNICAL MONSTER RAISES IT'S UGLY HEAD AGAIN!

DUSTY & TIGER DANCER UNABLE TO LOG IN OR POST
BUT....THEY CAN READ THREADS

IF ANY OTHER PLAYERS ARE HAVING ISSUES
PLEASE NOTIFY: VICTORIA
tbchampions@aol.com

ALSO LET ME KNOW VIA EMAIL
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

I didn't have any log-in problems, I just forgot what day it was.

Good Afternoon & Welcome To
Supurrr Saturday @ Calder Racecourse

Our Special Feature Today
The QRFLUFFL Stakes

Presented By: Doggie Do Right Treats
Today's Race Run At: 1 1/16 M

Again Due To Technical Difficulties
We Have Had A Few Late Scratches

The Horses Are Entering The Track
Now Let's Meet The Field & Current Odds

PP #1 > TIGER DANCER ---------- 10/1
2012 Distorted Humor Award
Theatrical Award
2011 Rookie Of The Year

PP #2 > REAL QUIET ------------- 8/1
2012 Bridesmaid Of The Year

PP #3 > CIGARSHOP ------------- 20/1

PP #4 > GOTADUN-QH ----------- 9/2

PP #5 > JOHN HENRY (DC) ------ 5/2

PP #6 > DUSTY ------------------- 4/1
2010 HOTY
2012 Most Improved
Lost In The Fog Award

PP #7 > EL PRADO ---------------- 7/2
2012 Frosted Whisker
(Attempt 3 Peat: Failed)

PP #8 > CRIMINAL TYPE ----------- 20/1
2011 HOTY
2012 Colt Of The Year
Crafty Prospector Award (Most $$ Year)
Awesome Again Award

PP #9 > RUFFIAN ------------------- 33/1
2012 SS Champion
Caixa Eletronica Award (Most $$ 1 Day)
Frosted Whisker

The Horses Are All Standing Quietly
Except For Ruffian & Criminal Type
Who Seem To Be Having A Disagreement
About Who Goes Into Which Gate

Handlers now have the situation in hand
Now we are finally READY TO RUN

And They're OFF In The QrFluffl Stakes!

Like A Rocket Heading For Mars......
Firing On All Cylinders Is EL PRADO
Leaving The Field Wondering IF Their
Own Gate Were On Time Delay!

The Filly Is At Least 15 Lengths Out In Front

Second Tier made up of
REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY ~ GDQH

It's Another 8 Lengths Back To
JOHN HENRY ~ CIGARSHOP

Trailing The Field In The Early Going
TIGER DANCER ~ RUFFIAN ~ CRIMINAL TYPE

OUT OF THE TURN
EL PRADO In Full Command & A Huge Lead

REAL QUIET
Has taken over the 2nd spot now

DUSTY
Just Off of RQ's Tail

GDQH ~ JOHN HENRY ~ CIGARSHOP Are Next

And Very Far Back
TIGER DANCER ~
RUFFIAN & CRIMINAL TYPE
Apparently Continuing Their Fussing

They're At The TOP OF THE STRETCH

EL PRADO Just Putting On An Exhibition Now

But Hold On Folks
The Crowd Has Suddenly Exploded Into
A Gigantic Scream Fest

What Can It Be?

Someone Is Flying Up The Rail....
Hard To Tell Who Yet With The Field So
Tightly Bunched....

NOW I SEE WHO IT IS

TIGER DANCER HAS ROARED FROM THE CLOUDS

The Filly Is Passing One After Another
And Now Only Has REAL QUIET & EL PRADO
In Front Of Her

AND NOW SHE PASSED REAL QUIET!

The Filly Is Showing Brilliant Speed
As If She Just Left The Gate In A Sprint!

She Has Her Sights Set On EL PRADO
Who Now Is Just 2 Lengths Ahead of Her!

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME!

EL PRADO IN COMMAND
Showing No Signs Of Tiring

TIGER DANCER
WOW!
There She Goes With Another Super Sonic Surge of Speed

And She Has PASSED EL PRADO
TO TAKE COMMAND OF THE LEAD!

BUT EL PRADO IS FIGHTING BACK
She Is Just Off The Tail of TIGER DANCER

The 2 Fillies Now In A Match Race To The Wire
Can TIGER DANCER Hold On
Can EL PRADO Fight Back To Win

REAL QUIET
Putting in his late bid for a piece of the Purse
or Another Bridesmaid Gown....

With Just Yards To Go.....
The Wire Just Ahead

AND THERE GOES EL PRADO AGAIN!
Coming Back With Dynamic Determination
Not To Be Denied

And The Fierce Filly Has REGAINED THE LEAD
TO TAKE THE WIN!

TIGER DANCER
Valiant Effort From The Clouds For 2nd

REAL QUIET
Strong From The Gate is 3rd

DUSTY
By A Nose Steals "The Precious"

ALSO RAN

GOTADUN-QH
JOHN HENRY (DC)
CIGARSHOP
RUFFIAN
CRIMINAL TYPE

PAY OUT PRICES
REPORT ERRORS TO: RUFFIAN

EL PRADO = $93.60
TIGER DANCER = $55.30
REAL QUIET = $44.50
DUSTY = $33.80

GOTADUN-QH = $29.80
JOHN HENRY (DC) = $23.20
CIGARSHOP = $21
RUFFIAN = $6.60
CRIMINAL TYPE = $5.80

We Now Bid U A Good Evening
And Safe Non-Texting Drive Home