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CONGRATS TO LA TIGRE DANSEUR ONCE AGAIN
SHE WILL RUN FOR THAT ELUSIVE 3~PEAT IN OUR SPECIAL EVENT ---
OR THE CONSOLATION PRIZE OF: FROSTED WHISKER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIGER DANCER STAKES

THE SPECIAL STAKES EVENT TAKES PLACE AT DELTA DOWNS

POST TIME: 5:50 CENTRAL TIME ZONE

SCOREKEEPER: RUFFIAN SCORING FROM THE CAT HOUSE MANSION

RUMOR HAS IT THAT A NEW BATCH OF CHIPPENDALE DANCERS
WILL BE AIR LIFTED IN FROM VEGAS TO THE CAT HOUSE
ALONG WITH A CASE OF CHAMPAGNE AS WELL

THESE FILLIES KNOW WHAT THEY WANT AND IT AIN'T BEER + CIGARS!

RULES POSTED ON A SEPARATE THREAD
IF IN DOUBT, GO TAKE A PEEK A BOO
CAUSE WE DON'T WANNA SEE YOU POUT
IF YOU ERR AND THEN WIND UP DQ

DEVIOUS + DASTARDLY @ DELTA DOWNS

MY 'CLASSIC LIL HOOVES'
HAVE 'VISIONS + DREAMS' TO WIN
BUT I SECRETLY AM HOPING
A TIGER 3-PEAT WILL BE SEEN

WOULD BE HER BIRTHDAY GIFT
BUT IS A VERY DIFFICULT FEAT
I MIGHT FEEL A BIT BADLY
IF MY PIX COST HER DEFEAT

THO LOOKING AT THESE CHOICES
MY CHANCES TO WIN SEEM SLIM
SO AM HOPING THAT THE TIGER
WILL PREVAIL AND GO ON TO WIN



R1 >>> 11 AE 4 1 9 2
BLAZE DANCER (AE)

INTIMIDATING LADY
EXCITABLE GIRL


R2 >>> 8 3 2 1 6
RUFF N WITTY (HELL YEH!)
A Purrrrfectly Significant Name

SORCERER'S URGE
SOUTHERN SHOT


R3 >>> 10 6 8 9 1
HOW ABOUT YES

ZARB'S GIFT
KOOL IDE


R4 >>> 4 8 7 2 1
(Tuffest Choice Of The Day)

WILDCAT FRIENDSHIP =^,,^=

HIGH DOLLAR KITTEN =^,,^=
OUT OF PATIENCE
(As IF I Ever Had ANY)


R5 >>> 10 7 3 11ae 1
DOC STORM CAT

SINISTER SPINNER
HI CLASS DIXIE


R6 >>> 7 3 4 2 1
VISONS AND DREAMS

CAREFULLY WORDED
JUST A PHASE


R7 >>> 7 2 6 9 8
HAKKANN CAT =^,,^=

DUST EM EARLY
QUIET CONCERT


R8 >>> 4 8 5 10 3
CLASSIC LIL HOOVES
(Layla)

SNUCK A SONG
TUPELO


R9 >>> 6 1 7 8 2
RENEE'S FAST CAT =^,,^=

ELECTRIFY
ZARB'S EAGLE


R10 >>> 10 11 5 4 2
TEE TOP CAT =^,,^=

(AE) TALKATHON (I Have WON Those! Big Shocker, Eh?)
GRAY FOREST
(Probably Needs Fertilizer)

CIGARSHOP PIX PER ALT SITE

« Reply on: Today at 08:14:36 PM »

Very tough for me to post my picks for this week...
I truly want my Lady Tiger to get her Three Peat..
But if she's going to get it, make her earn it....
But the main point is it's a Colts vs What's there Names Week...
As we all know the Colts lately end up on top weekly... Which isn't a bad thing...
Ok back to my thoughts, Tiger you'll be getting your Birthday spanking later tonight...

1st: 6-1-4-5
2nd: 2-3-7
3rd: 8-3-6
4th: 4-3-1
5th: 7-3-10
6th: 7-6-9
7th: 6-1-5
8th: 7-3-5
9th: 1-6-2
10th: 5-10-2

CRIMINAL TYPE PIX PER ALT



Time to kick the Ruff one out of the Cat house
I'm going through Booze / Babe withdrawal



R1) 2/10/3/4/5
Venture / Fran / Strike

R2) 3/1/2/6/7
Sorcerer / Hit / Shot

R3) 11(ae) / 8/7/9/6
King of Honour / Kool / Heather

R4) 5/1/7/3/9
Southern / Sneaky / Patience

R5) 9/3/2/7/5
Sarge / Dixie / Coal

R6) 4/6/1/9/7
Phase / Hook / Seeking a cure

R7) 9/5/1/6/4
Yonadixie / Ahead at the bar / Uncle

R8) 5/2/10/9/7
Tupelo / Boss / Sir

R9) 7/2/4/3/1
Eagle / Baby / Battle

R10) 6/7/3/2/1
Gentleman / Dr Riggs / Gavin


Luck to all - more to the Colts who need to step up & regain glory

For Tiger Dancer:
New Birthday Bling Blinkers to replace the stolen ones on Saturday
Not saying that it was me but --- well I am a Criminal Type

No-Doz laced Catnip for the scoring CatZilla

GOTADUN-QH PIX PER ALT

« Reply #9 on: Today at 08:33:30 AM »

I made the gate Tiger Dancer! So good to talk to you last night!

Here we go:

R1: 5, 4, 12, 1
R2: 2, 1, 7, 3
R3: 3, 5, 8, 1
R4: 6, 7, 3, 8
R5: 12, 2, 7, 3
R6: 6, 9, 7, 5
R7: 5, 6, 1, 8
R8: 3, 4, 7, 5
R9: 2, 3, 7, 1
R10: 2, 1, 4, 5

JOHN HENRY PIX PER ALT

« Reply on: Today at 02:10:55 PM »

Race:1 #7 Kim Dine (2-4-8)
Race:2 #7 Miss Hymn (1-2-3)
Race:3 #5 Fleet Charlie (1-6-8)
Race:4 #9 My Boy Gene (3-1-4)
Race:5 #3 Hiclass Dixie (2-5-8)
Race:6 #1 Seeking A Cure (7-6-5)
Race:7 #2 Dust Em Early (1-4-5)
Race:8 #5 Tupelo (3-4-7)
Race:9 #8 Electric Kiss (3-4-5)
Race:10 #4 Walk The Tango (3-5-7)

Goooo Colts!!!

BLUNNY PIX PER ALT

« Reply on: Today at 02:55:20 PM »

Rolling Thunder

1 -- 5, 8 ,4
2 -- 1, 6, 7
3 --5, 3, 1
4 -- 7, 3, 1
5 -- 2, 7, 3
6 -- 1, 9, 5
7 -- 6, 1, 2
8 -- 7, 4, 3
9 -- 1, 3, 7
10 - 4, 2, 5

CATALINA PIX PER ALT

« Reply on: Today at 03:02:52 PM »

RACE 1: #7 Kim Dine, 1, 4
RACE 2: #1 Etbauer’s Hit, 7, 2
RACE 3: #6 Zarb’s Gift, 3, 12
RACE 4: #6 Kody With a K, 7, 4
RACE 5: #12 Screamin’ Patriot, 2, 7
RACE 6: #5 Nowyouseeme, 9, 1
RACE 7: #8 Trim Down, 6, 1
RACE 8: #7 Prairie Gold, 3, 2
RACE 9: #5 Fifteenth St Flyer, 2, 3
RACE 10: #1 Hayati Son, 5, 4

Good luck to all!

TIGER DANCER (DC x2) PIX PER ALT..POSTED TUESDAY PRE DEADLINE ALT SITE
IM LATE TRANSFERRING




MID-WEEK MAYHEM AND BOTS O MY --
NOT TO MENTION TRYING FOR A '3-PEAT'
NO PRESSURE
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE AND HAVE SOME FUN!!


R-1: 1 - 2 - 4 - 3

R-2: 2 - 3 - 5

R-3: 1 - 9 - 6 - 8

R-4: 4 - 8 - 7 - 5

R-5: 4 - 10 - 1 - 7

R-6: 7 - 10 - 5 - 2

R-7: 7 - 2 - 6 - 5

R-8: 5 - 4 - 8 - 3

R-9: 3 - 8 - 1 - 4

R-10: 4 - 10 - 5 - 3

******** RESULTS BY RUFFIAN *******


THE CROWD WAS ALL ATWITTER
WITH EXCITEMENT IN THE AIR
A FILLY RUNNING FOR GLORY
TO WIN THE LION'S SHARE

BUT IT WASN'T A LION RUNNING
TWAS A TIGER DANCER INSTEAD
SHE CAME --- SHE RAN --- SHE TRIED
AND AT THE HALFWAY MARK SHE LED!

THE CROWD WAS LOUDLY CHEERING
AS THE FILLY LED THE WAY
FOR MOST OF THE RACE IT SEEMED
IT WOULD BE HER GLORY DAY

BUT SUDDENLY THINGS CHANGED
THE FILLY SEEMED TO TIRE
WAS THEN THE SHOT WAS HEARD
WHEN LIKE A CANNON HE DID FIRE

AND LIKE A THIEF IN THE NITE
HE SNUCK IN TO STEAL HER GLORY
TO END THE DREAM + HOPE
OF A 3 PEAT HISTORY STORY

HE'S KNOWN FOR 'STEALING RACES'
IT'S JUST PART OF HIS SNEAKY GAME
AND TODAY WAS NO EXCEPTION
AS HE STOLE THE TIGER'S FAME

AND SADLY AT THE FINISH LINE
NOT A DRY EYE IN THE PLACE
NO GLORY FOR THE FILLY
A FROSTED WHISKER WILL REPLACE

SO THE COLTS WILL HAVE THEIR PARTY
WITH BEER AND BABES AND BOOZE
TO CELEBRATE THE WINNING
AND SEEING THE FILLY LOSE

BUT THERE IS NO JOY IN THE CAT HOUSE
THE FILLIES LOOK SHOCKED AND PALE
WITH JUST THE CONSOLATION
OF THE DANCING CHIPPENDALES

BUT THE CHAMPAGNE + THE CATNIP
SHOULD HELP TO EASE THEIR PAIN
AND TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY
TO RECLAIM RACING FAME

THE OFFICIAL TOTALS ARE HERE
REPORT ERRORS TO THE VERY GRUMPY CAT IN CHARGE

CRIMINAL TYPE = $96

TIGER DANCER (DC X 2) = FROSTED WHISKER = $67.40

BLUNNY = $51.20

CATALINA = $45.40 (Steals Back The Precious Again!)


====== ALSO RAN ======

GOTADUN-QH = $45.20

CIGARSHOP = $40.40 (Is That Like Double Purrrfect Vision?)

JOHN HENRY = $29.20

RUFFIAN ONCE AGAIN IN THE CAT HOUSE = $22.60
THAT YEAR END CAT HOUSE AWARD LOOKIN LIKE A LOCK!