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THIS CAT HAD A SETBACK
NOT FEELING SO PURRRKY
AM HOPING THAT SOON
MY RESULTS WILL BE QUIRKY

SO FOR NOW JUST THE FACTS
THE HIGHS AND THE LOWS
WHO WAS THE BEST
AT THE WIRE WHO'S NOSE?

TODAY WAS EXCEPTIONAL
A RARE TREAT INDEED
WHEN ONE HORSE OUTCLASSED
THE REST OF THE FIELD

FROM THE GATE TO THE WIRE
THERE WAS NEVER A QUESTION
WHO RAN THE BEST RACE
AND BARRING OBJECTION

LIKE A SWIFT NORTHERN WIND
HE BLEW BY THE FIELD
NEVER A CHALLENGE
TO HIM THEY DID YIELD

TWAS ONE FOR THE RECORD BOOK
THE GLORY AND FAME
SO ALL YOU NEED NOW IS
THE GREAT HORSE'S NAME

AMIDST ALL THE CHEERING
THE DEAFENING CROWD ROAR
THIS COLT NOT SO QUIET
COULD NOT HAVE DONE MORE

SO HERE ARE THE PRICES
*REAL QUIET* HIS NAME
AND THE RACE THAT HE RAN
PUT THE REST ALL TO SHAME!
{ 9 FIRSTS + 2 SECONDS OUT OF 11 }

$$-OFFICIAL PRICES-$$-
**REPORT ERRORS TO: THE GRUMPY CAT IN CHARGE


1st ~ REAL QUIET {DC} ===== $144.00
RUNS FOR ELUSIVE "3~PETE" NEXT WEEK
~WINNER / TOP-DOG~


2nd ~ TIGER DANCER ========== $66.10

3rd ~ CATALINA ============= $63.90

4th ~ PEEPTOAD ============= $58.40
*(STEALS THE PRECIOUS! WATCH OUT FOR GOLLUM)

=== ALSO RAN ===

RUFFIAN =============== $58.00
DUSTY ========= ======= $53.10
CIGARSHOP ============= $46.50
BLUNNY =============== $45.00
JOHN HENRY ============ $26.40

AND RIGHT BACK TO -- HOME SWEET HOME -- AKA YE OLE DOG HOUSE
---> CRIMINAL TYPE WITH ==== $21.40
A BOTTLE IN ONE HAND + A BABE IN THE OTHER


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