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MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 ~ *RESULTS* - DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:34 pm
by RUFFIAN
**CONGRATS TO --->CATALINA
WHO ROARED IN THE STRETCH TO WIN BY DAYLIGHT
SHE WILL BE RUNNING FOR THAT ELUSIVE "3-PEAT"
IN OUR ANNUAL TURKEY TROT SPECIAL EVENT
VENUE: DELTA DOWNS -{ 10 RACES }
MAIN EVENT ==> OUR TURKEY TROT GOBBLE GALA
POST TIME: 5:50pm ~ CENTRAL TIME
SCORE-KEEPER:
TIGER DANCER WILL BE PRESENTING HER 3rd ANNUAL "TURKEY TROT RACE CALL"
WHICH WILL ALLOW CRIMINAL TYPE TO LOUNGE IN THE DOG-HOUSE WITH
BEER, BOURBON + BABES
**RULES POSTED ON A SEPARATE THREAD**
IF EVER IN DOUBT ~ BEST TO READ + NOT BE SHUT OUT
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 ~ DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:14 pm
by RUFFIAN
DAZZLING + DANGEROUS OR DECIDEDLY DISASTROUS @ DELTA
I'M STILL A 'CHAOTIC KITTY'
THO LATELY A GRUMPY CAT
NOT USED TO BEIN INACTIVE
CAN'T DEAL WITH STUFF LIKE THAT 
LIFE JUST TOSSED ME A LEMON
SO WHATCHA GONNA DO
WHINE + BYCH + GRUMPY ALONG
TILL THE ROAR RETURNS TO A MEW 
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R1 >>> 2 6 1 8 4
INFINITYS MOON
STORM HAZE
KINGAL
R2 >>> 2 7 4 3 8
SHE'S A SWIFTIE
MISS LUNAR GAL
BRAHMS DIVA
R3 >>> 3 10 12 4 7
UNCOACHABLE
P's + Q's
SPACE BOOK (AE)
R4 >>> 8 6 3 9 1
GO FUZZY
EASING BY
BAN FITCH
R5 >>> 6 1 9 3 5
ZACTLY
(BIG TOP CAT) =^,,^=
RASCAL
NORTIVECTOR
R6 >>> 5 9 7 8 4
BAYAGO
CATCH THIS FISH
GET OUT
R7 >>> 8 3 10 6 2
PREMIER FUTURE
UP FRONT N PERSONAL
NORDIC BULL
R8 >>> 8 9 10 1 4
CHAOTIC KITTY =^,,^=
ALYSAY
HALO STORM DROP
R9 >>> 5 3 1 2 8
VISIONS + DREAMS
JUST A PHASE
PRODUCTION MANAGER
R10) >> 7 3 12 8 9
S.D.'S WHATEVER
NORTH LIGHT RIDGE
CRAWFISH (AE)
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 => DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:52 pm
by RUFFIAN
DUSTY PIX -- PER ALT
« Reply on: Today at 06:20:31 PM »
Gobble Gobble....
1. 5/9/1
2. 4/3/1
3. 6/5/3
4. 1,1a/3/9
5. 6/5/3
6. 7/1/2
7. 7/2/9
8. 9/2/4
9. 5/3/2
10. 4/9/2
Luck TO ALL!
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 => DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:50 am
by RUFFIAN
CRIMINAL TYPE -- PIX PER ALT SITE
Thanks to the Tiger Dancer for keeping the dreaded Calculator from me
Now I can really enjoy the creature comforts of the Dog House!
These picks may insure my residency
R1) 7/5/6/4/2
Wheels / Barbwire / Storm
R2) 10/3/1/8/4
Gamblin / Trial / Litefoot
R3) 11/6/10/7/4
Intimidating Kid /ae / Prince / Ps+Qs
R4) 1/6/2/9/8
Cash + Pickup Man entry / Easing / Chicks
R5) 4/5/7/1/9
Posse / Tough / Magic
R6) 3/1/7/9/8
Jury / Wine / Get Out
R7) 2/7/1/6/10
Smoking Gun / Porter / Theycallhim big
R8) 4/5/1/7/9
Cassie / Annagrace / Babe
R9) 4/6/2/5/3
Sheriff / Cowboy / Blades
R10) 1/11/5/3/6
Gold / Prince (ae) / Joe
Luck to all --
New Sparkle Stilettos for The Tiger Dancer scoring
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 => DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 1:17 pm
by RUFFIAN
CIGARSHOP PIX PER ALT SITE
« Reply #5 on: Today at 06:15:59 AM »
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Happy Thanksgiving May your Turkey be moist, your beer and bourbon be better...
Enjoy the Holiday, support those pole dancers
1st: 4-5-3
2nd: 4-8-3
3rd: 4-7-3
4th: 1-7-9
5th: 4-6-9
6th: 4-7-1
7th: 5-6-10
8th: 4-7-1
9th: 8-5-9
10th: 3-6-1
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 => DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:03 pm
by RUFFIAN
JOHN HENRY PIX PER ALT
« Reply on: Today at 11:45:20 AM »
Race:1 #1 Kingal (2-5-8)
Race:2 #4 Brahms Diva (1-8-3)
Race:3 #1 On A Holy Saturday (3-5-6)
Race:4 #5 Good Flamin Frydie (2-6-7)
Race:5 #1 Rascal (4-7-3)
Race:6 #9 Catch This Fish (4-5-2)
Race:7 #5 My Boy Gene (2-4-8)
Race:8 #4 Cassiengracie (1-7-9)
Race:9 #5 Visions And Dreams (2-8-9)
Race:10 #5 Curley Joe (3-6-2)
Good Luck To All !!!
Happy Thanksgiving !!!
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 => DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:06 pm
by RUFFIAN
PIX BY CATALINA (DC) PER ALT
RUNS FOR 3--PEAT!
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM "TURKEY TROT" ~ 11/26 ~ DELTA DOWNS
« Reply Today at 02:06:21 PM »
RACE 1: #1 Kingal, 2, 4
RACE 2: #6 Toolighthanna, 8, 10
RACE 3: #7 Captain Tyree, 4, 10
RACE 4: #4 Rahy Dreamer, 1, 7
RACE 5: #7 Ben’s Magic Stone, 6, 1
RACE 6: #9 Catch This Fish, 2, 3
RACE 7: #8 Premier Future, 2, 10
RACE 8: #4 Cassiengrace, 5, 9
RACE 9: #5 Visions and Dreams, 1, 3
RACE 10: #6 Earl and Vinegar, 1, 5
Good luck to all!
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 => DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:25 pm
by RUFFIAN
TIGER DANCER PIX PER ALT
R-1: 2 - 6 - 1 - 9
R-2: 7 - 9 - 1 - 4
R-3: 10 - 3 - 4 - 7
R-4: 8 - 2 - 6 - 1/1a
R-5: 1 - 6 - 9 - 4
R-6: 5 - 4 - 7 - 8
R-7: 10 - 8 - 2 - 9
R-8: 8 - 10 - 1 - 9
R-9: 5 - 3 - 2 - 6
R-10: 10 - 2 - 9 - 3
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Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 => DELTA DOWNS
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 7:03 pm
by RUFFIAN
BLUNNY PIX PER ALT SITE
« Reply on: Today at 03:54:47 PM »
Rolling Thunder
Shake my tail feathers
1 -- 4, 1, 2
2 -- 1, 8, 6
3 -- 7, 4, 5
4 -- 7, 1, 6
5 -- 7, 4, 1
6 -- 8, 7, 2
7 -- 5, 1 7
8 -- 8, 5, 4
9 -- 8, 5, 3
10-- 6, 3, 5
Be Thankful for what you have,
than bow you head and
and thank the Lord.
Re: MIDWEEK MAYHEM TURKEY TROT ~ 11/26 ~ *RESULTS* - DELTA D
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 2:29 am
by Tiger Dancer
**TURKEY TROT RESULTS**
Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen....Fillies and Colts..... Madames and Messieurs
Welcome to our MWM Main Event....The Gobble Wobble Throw Down Turkey Trot
The Dynamic Duel at Delta Downs
In honor of our National Thanksgiving Holiday.....Pre Feast Pig Out....
We are having our 3rd Annual Twisted Turkey Trot .....
This event is not just about who crosses the wire first!!
There are several other challenges to be determined.
Featuring: The Bridesmaid Battle Royale.....
Maiden Special Weight --->(gotta fit in that dress)......
Our contestants today are competing for a Bright Pumpkin Orange
Taffeta & Tulle Bridesmaid Gown..... with plenty of bows and ruffles!!!!
O Yes......This one must be seen to be believed....but you might need
sun glasses to cut down the day-glow glare 
~Like these .....But "Better"~
There will also be a Royal Rumble for the bouquet toss.... who will be Flower-Bearer?
And of course.... Which sneaky / stealthy contestant will "Steal the Precious"
Then there's the highly coveted and sought after.... Key to the Dog or Cat House.
It's a wild and crazy contest day you can be sure
Dearly Beloved Horse Gang....
We are gathered here today to witness
this Befuddling, Bewildering and Beddazling event.
Our Special Track Announcer for today is the Outlandish and Over the top MegaStar!!
**Dame Edna Everage**
...(and if you don't know who she is, Little Possums .... Then Google It)!!!
Who will win this Throw-Down......Who will Say Yes to the Dress......
Who will Steal the Precious and who will be Lounging in the Dog House???
The music starts and 8 eager contestants are entering the gate to race down the aisle.
Cigar has strolled out into the lead, wearing his high fashion robe and slippers
(looking just a little like Hugh Heffner)
The rest of the pack are jockeying for position
and there seems to be some less than appropriate behavior.
Clipping, whipping, boxing, biting, bolting, general mayhem and interference.....
It's just a free for all...
Catalina appears to be wearing some kind of "new fangled equipment" --
"Strap On Rockets"?? 
~ Not sure this will be approved.
Cigar and the Colts appear to be lounging around... smoking cigars and
drinking various types of "beverages".
Lasix may be allowed, but who knows what's in these concoctions!!! 
Criminal Type rolled himself out of the Dog-House to make an appearance.
But judging by his condition... he doesn't look like he's "In it to Win it".
Peepers must have been too scared of Gollum to even compete today. 
The Stewards have so many objections, they have thrown in their towels and
have headed to the bar for several rounds of strong, stiff drinks!!!
Now the contestants are turning for home......down the stretch......
heading towards the Alter / Finish Line....
Coming down the aisle....in 4th place is
The Precious Ring Thief = Tiger Dancer
Following in 3rd place....is
The Flower-Bearer = John Henry
The excitement builds...who will be the Bridesmaid and who will be The Bride......
In 2nd place......winning the "Stunning" Orange Gown, is....
Bridesmaid = Blunny!!
and Strutting his way to the Alter ~~
The Winner's Circle...... CigarShop
A Huge win for the Colts today..... Showing off his Valued Assets
Leaving the Fillies in the dust and looking all Pimped Out...
Cross-Dressers, Booze Hounds, Bad Behavior, Thieves, questionable substances and equipment.....
What kind of contest is this anyway??? 
MM TURKEY TROT RESULTS:
-$$-OFFICIAL TOTALS-$$-
**Report any errors to ---> The Grumpy CatZilla in Charge 
1st ~ CIGARSHOP ===== $84.00
2nd ~ BLUNNY ======= $66.60
3rd ~ JOHN HENRY ==== $52.00
4th ~ TIGER DANCER === $43.20
**ALSO RAN**
CRIMINAL TYPE ======= $39.40 (Depressed and missing his Dog-House.... So ---)
~Home Away From Home~
CATALINA {DC} ======= $20.80
GETS "FROSTED-WHISKER" FOR FAILING AT "3~PEAT"
DUSTY ============== $17.60
RUFFIAN ============ $13.80
--->GRUMPY CAT -- IN THE CAT-HOUSE WHERE SHE BELONGS
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RACE CALL AND GRAPHICS BY: ~TIGER DANCER~
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~MAY THE ROAR BE WITH YOU~