SUPURRR SATURDAY SPOOKTACULAR RESULTS > FOR REAL!
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:24 pm
WELCOME TO SUPURRR SPOOKTACULAR SATURDAY AT SANTA ANITA FOR BC DAY
OUR FEATURE EVENT => THE SPOOKARAMA STAKES
PRESENTED BY: GHOULS + GOBLINS PEANUT BUTTER TREATS
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT WE OFFER SOMETHING DIFFERENT TODAY
YOU ALWAYS WATCH HORSES RUN.....
YOU MAY HAVE SEEN CAMEL OR LLAMA RACES
EVEN TURTLES RACE, THO THAT'S NOT QUITE AS EXCITING
SO NOW WHY NOT TRY SOMETHING ELSE
TODAY WE OFFER A UNIQUE EXPERIENCE THAT WILL LIVE IN YOUR MEMORY
AND PERHAPS, FOR SOME, EVEN IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED OR ALARMED WHEN THE FIELD ENTERS THE TRACK
HIGH SECURITY IS IN PLACE TO PREVENT HARM
TO ANY RUNNERS OR VISITORS IN THE STANDS
THE SANTA ANITA MOUNTED POLICE UNIT IS HERE
THE SAPD HELICOPTER IS OVERHEAD MONITORING THE EVENT
SWAT IS ON STAND BY
SO PUT YOUR FEARS AWAY AND JUST ENJOY THE DAY
ALL PARTICIPANT'S AGENTS HAVE BEEN BRIEFED ON RULES
AND WHAT IS DEEMED AS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR
THERE WILL BE SEVERE PENALTIES FOR ANYONE BREAKING A RULE
AND NOW.....
WE PROUDLY PRESENT THE FIELD FOR THE SPOOKARAMA STAKES
PP #1 >>> THE ROAD RUNNER (Ruffian) (DC) ============ 5/2
PP #2 >>> JOHN DILLINGER (Criminal Type) ============== 9/2
PP #3 >>> SHADOWMERE (Oldowan/Ty88) ================7/1
PP #4 >>> SHANE (Real Quiet) ========================= 20/1
PP #5 >>> THE PHANTOM HORSEMAN ( Dusty ) =========== 3/1
PP #6 >>> JESSICA RABBIT (Tiger Dancer) ================30/1
PP #7 >>> BUGS BUNNY (Peeptoad) ===================== 20/1
PP #8 >>> SHREK (Cigarshop) ========================== 20/1
PP #9 >>> TASMANIAN DEVIL (Blunny) =================== 9/2
PP #10 >> MONSTER MASHER (John Henry) =============== 7/2
PP #11 >> LOUP GAROU = Swamp Monster (Post Time Mike)=== 30/1
PP #12 >> CALAMITY JANE (GotaDunQH) ================= 25/1
PP #13 >> MISS PIGGY (Catalina) ======================== 3/1
DUE TO THE SIZE AND STRUCTURE OF SOME ENTERED
NO STARTING GATE WILL BE USED
EVERYONE WILL START FROM A LINE AND TAKE OFF ON THE
COMMAND FROM THE STARTER OF >> BOOOOOOO
WE NOW TURN THE RACE OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER
================ CASPER ====================
THANK YOU LARRY -- U MAY NOT SEE ME BUT U WILL HEAR ME LOUD + CLEAR
EVERYONE IS LINING UP WITHOUT INCIDENT EXCEPT FOR SHREK
WHO KEEPS EYEING JESSICA RABBIT ..... MMMMMMM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE SPOOKARAMA
"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP GET OUTTA MY WAY"
THERE GOES THE ROAD RUNNER OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD
IT'S JUST A LENGTH BACK TO A TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP
SHADOWMERE -- SHANE --- BUGS BUNNY --- SHREK --- TASMANIAN DEVIL
MONSTER MASHER --- LOUP GAROU ---
BACK A FEW LENGTHS ARE
MISS PIGGY ---CALAMITY JANE ---PHANTOM HORSEMAN
AND THE EARLY TRAILERS ARE DILLINGER + JESSICA RABBIT
=========== COMING OUT OF THE TURN ===========
NOW THE TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP IS BEGINNING TO SPREAD OUT
MAKING A HUGE MOVE ON THE TURN IS SHANE
WHO HAS TAKEN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
BACK 2 LENGTHS ARE JESSICA RABBIT WHO WENT FROM A HOP AT THE BACK
TO A HUGE LEAP ON THE TURN
AND SHADOWMERE WHO INCREASED HER SPEED A NOTCH
MISS PIGGY IS RIGHT THERE -- OINK OINK OINK
BUGS BUNNY STAYING RIGHT WITH MISS PIGGY WHO IS TRYING TO SHAKE
HIM OFF SINCE HE IS NO COMPETITION FOR KERMIT
IT'S A GAP OF SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO
LOUP GAROU + THE ROAD RUNNER
IT'S ANOTHER BIG GAP TO
MONSTER MASHER ---TASMANIAN DEVIL --- SHREK ---
AND WAY FAR BACK RUNNING IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE
CALAMITY JANE --- FIRING BLANKS SO FAR
DILLINGER WHO APPARENTLY SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT
COMING OUT OF THE TURN
PHANTOM HORSEMAN SHOWING LITTLE SO FAR
===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ======
AND NOW THE STAMPEDE IS ON AS THE CLOSERS ARE MAKING THEIR MOVES
SHANE IS BEGINNING TO FADE AS THE PRESSURE LOOMS FROM BEHIND HIM
MISS PIGGY --- LOUP GAROU --- MONSTER MASHER TURNING UP THE HEAT NOW
BUT HOLD ON FOLKS
THE CROWD IS SUDDENLY ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING LIKE A BUNCH
OF BABOONS IN A BANANA FACTORY
SOMEONE IS COMING UP THE RAIL AT INCREDIBLE SPEED
HARD TO SEE WHO IT IS THRU THE TIGHTLY BUNCHED STAMPEDE
NOW WE SEE WHAT IS CAUSING ALL THE RUCKUS
IT'S JESSICA RABBIT WHO WENT FROM BUNNY HOP TO BUNNY ROMP
AND SHE HAS HOPPED RIGHT PAST EVERYONE WITH AN AMAZING TURN
OF RABBIT FEET TO TAKE FULL COMMAND OF THE LEAD!
LOUP GAROU THE SWAMP MONSTTER HAS MISS PIGGY BOXED IN
NEXT TO MONSTER MASHER AND NOW MISS PIGGY IS SHOWING SIGNS
OF FEAR.... OF BEING TURNED INTO BACON!
WHERE IS KERMIE WHEN YA NEED HIM!
ITS A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO A TIRING SHANE
CALAMITY JANE PUTTING FORTH A MILD EFFORT
======== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =========
JESSICA RABBIT IN HER RED GOWN + STILETTOS HAVE TAKEN OFF AS IF
THERE WERE A FIELD OF CARROTS AHEAD RIPE FOR THE PICKIN ---
SHE IS LEAVING THE FIELD IN HER MIGHTY WAKE
MISS PIGGY IS STILL BOXED IN BETWEEN LOUP GAROU AND MONSTER MASHER
TRYING TO ESCAPE
SHANE IS LOSING GROUND BADLY
AND NOW IT'S JESSICA RABBIT PUTTING ON AN EXHIBITION
PUTTING AWAY ALL COMPETITION AND JUST BOLDLY HOPPING HER WAY
TO THE WIRE AND THE WINNER'S CIRCLE
LOUP GAROU GRUNTING AS ONLY A SWAMP MONSTER CAN IS TRYING
TO SCARE MISS PIGGY ENOUGH TO PUT A NOSE IN FRONT OF HER
MONSTER MASHER JUST BEHIND MISS PIGGY IS ALSO PUTTING PRESSURE
ON THE PORKER --- BUT THAT IS A BAD PLAN AS IT IS MAKING HER RUN FASTER
AND HERE COMES THE WIRE WITH NO DOUBT AT ALL OF WHO TAKES HOME
THE SPOOKARAMA PRIZE TODAY
JESSICA RABBIT HOPPING HER WAY INTO HISTORY AND GLORY
LOUP GAROU GRUNTING HIS DISAPPOINTMENT IS 2ND
AND MISS PIGGY ESCAPING BOTH MONSTERS TAKES 3RD EVEN WITHOUT KERMIT
ROUNDING OUT THE SUPERFECTA IS THE MONSTER MASHER
================== ALSO RAN ==============
SHANE
CALAMITY JANE
SHADOWMERE
BUGS BUNNY
ROAD RUNNER RAN OUT OF STEAM
PHANTOM HORSEMAN --
DILLINGER -- AMMUNITION FIRED BLANKS
TASMANIAN DEVIL --- TWIRLED --- WHIRLED HIMSELF INTO A FRENZY
AND ENDED UP SPINNING RIGHT BACK UP THE TRACK IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!
WE SUSPECT HE WILL HAVE A HUGE HEADACHE TONIGHT
============= PAY OUT PRICES =================
REPORT ERRORS TO THE CHIEF STEWARD IN THE CAT HOUSE OFFICE
JESSICA RABBIT =========== $91.80
LOUP GAROU ======= ====== $74.30
MISS PIGGY =============== 467
MONSTER MASHER ========= $57.50
SHANE ==================== $48.90
CALAMITY JANE ============ $42.60
SHADOWMERE ============= $36.60
BUGS BUNNY =============== $35.60
ROAD RUNNER ============= $19.40
PHANTOM HORSEMAN ======= $17.60
SHREK ==================== $16.70
TASMANIAN DEVIL ========== $13.50
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
A SAFE ... NON SCARY (HOPEFULLY) DRIVE HOME
JUST DO NOT PASS ANY GRAVEYARDS
OUR FEATURE EVENT => THE SPOOKARAMA STAKES
PRESENTED BY: GHOULS + GOBLINS PEANUT BUTTER TREATS
FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT WE OFFER SOMETHING DIFFERENT TODAY
YOU ALWAYS WATCH HORSES RUN.....
YOU MAY HAVE SEEN CAMEL OR LLAMA RACES
EVEN TURTLES RACE, THO THAT'S NOT QUITE AS EXCITING
SO NOW WHY NOT TRY SOMETHING ELSE
TODAY WE OFFER A UNIQUE EXPERIENCE THAT WILL LIVE IN YOUR MEMORY
AND PERHAPS, FOR SOME, EVEN IN YOUR NIGHTMARES
DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED OR ALARMED WHEN THE FIELD ENTERS THE TRACK
HIGH SECURITY IS IN PLACE TO PREVENT HARM
TO ANY RUNNERS OR VISITORS IN THE STANDS
THE SANTA ANITA MOUNTED POLICE UNIT IS HERE
THE SAPD HELICOPTER IS OVERHEAD MONITORING THE EVENT
SWAT IS ON STAND BY
SO PUT YOUR FEARS AWAY AND JUST ENJOY THE DAY
ALL PARTICIPANT'S AGENTS HAVE BEEN BRIEFED ON RULES
AND WHAT IS DEEMED AS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR
THERE WILL BE SEVERE PENALTIES FOR ANYONE BREAKING A RULE
AND NOW.....
WE PROUDLY PRESENT THE FIELD FOR THE SPOOKARAMA STAKES
PP #1 >>> THE ROAD RUNNER (Ruffian) (DC) ============ 5/2
PP #2 >>> JOHN DILLINGER (Criminal Type) ============== 9/2
PP #3 >>> SHADOWMERE (Oldowan/Ty88) ================7/1
PP #4 >>> SHANE (Real Quiet) ========================= 20/1
PP #5 >>> THE PHANTOM HORSEMAN ( Dusty ) =========== 3/1
PP #6 >>> JESSICA RABBIT (Tiger Dancer) ================30/1
PP #7 >>> BUGS BUNNY (Peeptoad) ===================== 20/1
PP #8 >>> SHREK (Cigarshop) ========================== 20/1
PP #9 >>> TASMANIAN DEVIL (Blunny) =================== 9/2
PP #10 >> MONSTER MASHER (John Henry) =============== 7/2
PP #11 >> LOUP GAROU = Swamp Monster (Post Time Mike)=== 30/1
PP #12 >> CALAMITY JANE (GotaDunQH) ================= 25/1
PP #13 >> MISS PIGGY (Catalina) ======================== 3/1
DUE TO THE SIZE AND STRUCTURE OF SOME ENTERED
NO STARTING GATE WILL BE USED
EVERYONE WILL START FROM A LINE AND TAKE OFF ON THE
COMMAND FROM THE STARTER OF >> BOOOOOOO
WE NOW TURN THE RACE OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER
================ CASPER ====================
THANK YOU LARRY -- U MAY NOT SEE ME BUT U WILL HEAR ME LOUD + CLEAR
EVERYONE IS LINING UP WITHOUT INCIDENT EXCEPT FOR SHREK
WHO KEEPS EYEING JESSICA RABBIT ..... MMMMMMM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE SPOOKARAMA
"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP GET OUTTA MY WAY"
THERE GOES THE ROAD RUNNER OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD
IT'S JUST A LENGTH BACK TO A TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP
SHADOWMERE -- SHANE --- BUGS BUNNY --- SHREK --- TASMANIAN DEVIL
MONSTER MASHER --- LOUP GAROU ---
BACK A FEW LENGTHS ARE
MISS PIGGY ---CALAMITY JANE ---PHANTOM HORSEMAN
AND THE EARLY TRAILERS ARE DILLINGER + JESSICA RABBIT
=========== COMING OUT OF THE TURN ===========
NOW THE TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP IS BEGINNING TO SPREAD OUT
MAKING A HUGE MOVE ON THE TURN IS SHANE
WHO HAS TAKEN COMMAND OF THE LEAD
BACK 2 LENGTHS ARE JESSICA RABBIT WHO WENT FROM A HOP AT THE BACK
TO A HUGE LEAP ON THE TURN
AND SHADOWMERE WHO INCREASED HER SPEED A NOTCH
MISS PIGGY IS RIGHT THERE -- OINK OINK OINK
BUGS BUNNY STAYING RIGHT WITH MISS PIGGY WHO IS TRYING TO SHAKE
HIM OFF SINCE HE IS NO COMPETITION FOR KERMIT
IT'S A GAP OF SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO
LOUP GAROU + THE ROAD RUNNER
IT'S ANOTHER BIG GAP TO
MONSTER MASHER ---TASMANIAN DEVIL --- SHREK ---
AND WAY FAR BACK RUNNING IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE
CALAMITY JANE --- FIRING BLANKS SO FAR
DILLINGER WHO APPARENTLY SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT
COMING OUT OF THE TURN
PHANTOM HORSEMAN SHOWING LITTLE SO FAR
===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ======
AND NOW THE STAMPEDE IS ON AS THE CLOSERS ARE MAKING THEIR MOVES
SHANE IS BEGINNING TO FADE AS THE PRESSURE LOOMS FROM BEHIND HIM
MISS PIGGY --- LOUP GAROU --- MONSTER MASHER TURNING UP THE HEAT NOW
BUT HOLD ON FOLKS
THE CROWD IS SUDDENLY ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING LIKE A BUNCH
OF BABOONS IN A BANANA FACTORY
SOMEONE IS COMING UP THE RAIL AT INCREDIBLE SPEED
HARD TO SEE WHO IT IS THRU THE TIGHTLY BUNCHED STAMPEDE
NOW WE SEE WHAT IS CAUSING ALL THE RUCKUS
IT'S JESSICA RABBIT WHO WENT FROM BUNNY HOP TO BUNNY ROMP
AND SHE HAS HOPPED RIGHT PAST EVERYONE WITH AN AMAZING TURN
OF RABBIT FEET TO TAKE FULL COMMAND OF THE LEAD!
LOUP GAROU THE SWAMP MONSTTER HAS MISS PIGGY BOXED IN
NEXT TO MONSTER MASHER AND NOW MISS PIGGY IS SHOWING SIGNS
OF FEAR.... OF BEING TURNED INTO BACON!
WHERE IS KERMIE WHEN YA NEED HIM!
ITS A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO A TIRING SHANE
CALAMITY JANE PUTTING FORTH A MILD EFFORT
======== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =========
JESSICA RABBIT IN HER RED GOWN + STILETTOS HAVE TAKEN OFF AS IF
THERE WERE A FIELD OF CARROTS AHEAD RIPE FOR THE PICKIN ---
SHE IS LEAVING THE FIELD IN HER MIGHTY WAKE
MISS PIGGY IS STILL BOXED IN BETWEEN LOUP GAROU AND MONSTER MASHER
TRYING TO ESCAPE
SHANE IS LOSING GROUND BADLY
AND NOW IT'S JESSICA RABBIT PUTTING ON AN EXHIBITION
PUTTING AWAY ALL COMPETITION AND JUST BOLDLY HOPPING HER WAY
TO THE WIRE AND THE WINNER'S CIRCLE
LOUP GAROU GRUNTING AS ONLY A SWAMP MONSTER CAN IS TRYING
TO SCARE MISS PIGGY ENOUGH TO PUT A NOSE IN FRONT OF HER
MONSTER MASHER JUST BEHIND MISS PIGGY IS ALSO PUTTING PRESSURE
ON THE PORKER --- BUT THAT IS A BAD PLAN AS IT IS MAKING HER RUN FASTER
AND HERE COMES THE WIRE WITH NO DOUBT AT ALL OF WHO TAKES HOME
THE SPOOKARAMA PRIZE TODAY
JESSICA RABBIT HOPPING HER WAY INTO HISTORY AND GLORY
LOUP GAROU GRUNTING HIS DISAPPOINTMENT IS 2ND
AND MISS PIGGY ESCAPING BOTH MONSTERS TAKES 3RD EVEN WITHOUT KERMIT
ROUNDING OUT THE SUPERFECTA IS THE MONSTER MASHER
================== ALSO RAN ==============
SHANE
CALAMITY JANE
SHADOWMERE
BUGS BUNNY
ROAD RUNNER RAN OUT OF STEAM
PHANTOM HORSEMAN --
DILLINGER -- AMMUNITION FIRED BLANKS
TASMANIAN DEVIL --- TWIRLED --- WHIRLED HIMSELF INTO A FRENZY
AND ENDED UP SPINNING RIGHT BACK UP THE TRACK IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!
WE SUSPECT HE WILL HAVE A HUGE HEADACHE TONIGHT
============= PAY OUT PRICES =================
REPORT ERRORS TO THE CHIEF STEWARD IN THE CAT HOUSE OFFICE
JESSICA RABBIT =========== $91.80
LOUP GAROU ======= ====== $74.30
MISS PIGGY =============== 467
MONSTER MASHER ========= $57.50
SHANE ==================== $48.90
CALAMITY JANE ============ $42.60
SHADOWMERE ============= $36.60
BUGS BUNNY =============== $35.60
ROAD RUNNER ============= $19.40
PHANTOM HORSEMAN ======= $17.60
SHREK ==================== $16.70
TASMANIAN DEVIL ========== $13.50
WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
A SAFE ... NON SCARY (HOPEFULLY) DRIVE HOME
JUST DO NOT PASS ANY GRAVEYARDS