SUPURRR SATURDAY SPOOKTACULAR RESULTS > FOR REAL!

[RUFFIAN]

WELCOME TO SUPURRR SPOOKTACULAR SATURDAY AT SANTA ANITA FOR BC DAY

OUR FEATURE EVENT => THE SPOOKARAMA STAKES

PRESENTED BY: GHOULS + GOBLINS PEANUT BUTTER TREATS

FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT WE OFFER SOMETHING DIFFERENT TODAY

YOU ALWAYS WATCH HORSES RUN.....
YOU MAY HAVE SEEN CAMEL OR LLAMA RACES
EVEN TURTLES RACE, THO THAT'S NOT QUITE AS EXCITING

SO NOW WHY NOT TRY SOMETHING ELSE

TODAY WE OFFER A UNIQUE EXPERIENCE THAT WILL LIVE IN YOUR MEMORY
AND PERHAPS, FOR SOME, EVEN IN YOUR NIGHTMARES

DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED OR ALARMED WHEN THE FIELD ENTERS THE TRACK

HIGH SECURITY IS IN PLACE TO PREVENT HARM
TO ANY RUNNERS OR VISITORS IN THE STANDS

THE SANTA ANITA MOUNTED POLICE UNIT IS HERE
THE SAPD HELICOPTER IS OVERHEAD MONITORING THE EVENT
SWAT IS ON STAND BY

SO PUT YOUR FEARS AWAY AND JUST ENJOY THE DAY

ALL PARTICIPANT'S AGENTS HAVE BEEN BRIEFED ON RULES
AND WHAT IS DEEMED AS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOUR

THERE WILL BE SEVERE PENALTIES FOR ANYONE BREAKING A RULE

AND NOW.....

WE PROUDLY PRESENT THE FIELD FOR THE SPOOKARAMA STAKES

PP #1 >>> THE ROAD RUNNER (Ruffian) (DC) ============ 5/2

PP #2 >>> JOHN DILLINGER (Criminal Type) ============== 9/2

PP #3 >>> SHADOWMERE (Oldowan/Ty88) ================7/1

PP #4 >>> SHANE (Real Quiet) ========================= 20/1

PP #5 >>> THE PHANTOM HORSEMAN ( Dusty ) =========== 3/1

PP #6 >>> JESSICA RABBIT (Tiger Dancer) ================30/1

PP #7 >>> BUGS BUNNY (Peeptoad) ===================== 20/1

PP #8 >>> SHREK (Cigarshop) ========================== 20/1

PP #9 >>> TASMANIAN DEVIL (Blunny) =================== 9/2

PP #10 >> MONSTER MASHER (John Henry) =============== 7/2

PP #11 >> LOUP GAROU = Swamp Monster (Post Time Mike)=== 30/1

PP #12 >> CALAMITY JANE (GotaDunQH) ================= 25/1

PP #13 >> MISS PIGGY (Catalina) ======================== 3/1

DUE TO THE SIZE AND STRUCTURE OF SOME ENTERED
NO STARTING GATE WILL BE USED

EVERYONE WILL START FROM A LINE AND TAKE OFF ON THE
COMMAND FROM THE STARTER OF >> BOOOOOOO

WE NOW TURN THE RACE OVER TO OUR GUEST TRACK ANNOUNCER

================ CASPER ====================

THANK YOU LARRY -- U MAY NOT SEE ME BUT U WILL HEAR ME LOUD + CLEAR

EVERYONE IS LINING UP WITHOUT INCIDENT EXCEPT FOR SHREK
WHO KEEPS EYEING JESSICA RABBIT ..... MMMMMMM

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE SPOOKARAMA

"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP GET OUTTA MY WAY"

THERE GOES THE ROAD RUNNER OUT FOR A SHORT EARLY LEAD

IT'S JUST A LENGTH BACK TO A TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP

SHADOWMERE -- SHANE --- BUGS BUNNY --- SHREK --- TASMANIAN DEVIL
MONSTER MASHER --- LOUP GAROU ---

BACK A FEW LENGTHS ARE

MISS PIGGY ---CALAMITY JANE ---PHANTOM HORSEMAN

AND THE EARLY TRAILERS ARE DILLINGER + JESSICA RABBIT


=========== COMING OUT OF THE TURN ===========

NOW THE TIGHTLY BUNCHED GROUP IS BEGINNING TO SPREAD OUT

MAKING A HUGE MOVE ON THE TURN IS SHANE
WHO HAS TAKEN COMMAND OF THE LEAD

BACK 2 LENGTHS ARE JESSICA RABBIT WHO WENT FROM A HOP AT THE BACK
TO A HUGE LEAP ON THE TURN

AND SHADOWMERE WHO INCREASED HER SPEED A NOTCH

MISS PIGGY IS RIGHT THERE -- OINK OINK OINK

BUGS BUNNY STAYING RIGHT WITH MISS PIGGY WHO IS TRYING TO SHAKE
HIM OFF SINCE HE IS NO COMPETITION FOR KERMIT

IT'S A GAP OF SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO

LOUP GAROU + THE ROAD RUNNER

IT'S ANOTHER BIG GAP TO

MONSTER MASHER ---TASMANIAN DEVIL --- SHREK ---

AND WAY FAR BACK RUNNING IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE

CALAMITY JANE --- FIRING BLANKS SO FAR

DILLINGER WHO APPARENTLY SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT
COMING OUT OF THE TURN

PHANTOM HORSEMAN SHOWING LITTLE SO FAR

===== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ======

AND NOW THE STAMPEDE IS ON AS THE CLOSERS ARE MAKING THEIR MOVES

SHANE IS BEGINNING TO FADE AS THE PRESSURE LOOMS FROM BEHIND HIM

MISS PIGGY --- LOUP GAROU --- MONSTER MASHER TURNING UP THE HEAT NOW

BUT HOLD ON FOLKS

THE CROWD IS SUDDENLY ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING LIKE A BUNCH
OF BABOONS IN A BANANA FACTORY

SOMEONE IS COMING UP THE RAIL AT INCREDIBLE SPEED

HARD TO SEE WHO IT IS THRU THE TIGHTLY BUNCHED STAMPEDE

NOW WE SEE WHAT IS CAUSING ALL THE RUCKUS

IT'S JESSICA RABBIT WHO WENT FROM BUNNY HOP TO BUNNY ROMP
AND SHE HAS HOPPED RIGHT PAST EVERYONE WITH AN AMAZING TURN
OF RABBIT FEET TO TAKE FULL COMMAND OF THE LEAD!

LOUP GAROU THE SWAMP MONSTTER HAS MISS PIGGY BOXED IN
NEXT TO MONSTER MASHER AND NOW MISS PIGGY IS SHOWING SIGNS
OF FEAR.... OF BEING TURNED INTO BACON!

WHERE IS KERMIE WHEN YA NEED HIM!

ITS A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO A TIRING SHANE

CALAMITY JANE PUTTING FORTH A MILD EFFORT

======== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =========

JESSICA RABBIT IN HER RED GOWN + STILETTOS HAVE TAKEN OFF AS IF
THERE WERE A FIELD OF CARROTS AHEAD RIPE FOR THE PICKIN ---
SHE IS LEAVING THE FIELD IN HER MIGHTY WAKE

MISS PIGGY IS STILL BOXED IN BETWEEN LOUP GAROU AND MONSTER MASHER
TRYING TO ESCAPE

SHANE IS LOSING GROUND BADLY

AND NOW IT'S JESSICA RABBIT PUTTING ON AN EXHIBITION
PUTTING AWAY ALL COMPETITION AND JUST BOLDLY HOPPING HER WAY
TO THE WIRE AND THE WINNER'S CIRCLE

LOUP GAROU GRUNTING AS ONLY A SWAMP MONSTER CAN IS TRYING
TO SCARE MISS PIGGY ENOUGH TO PUT A NOSE IN FRONT OF HER

MONSTER MASHER JUST BEHIND MISS PIGGY IS ALSO PUTTING PRESSURE
ON THE PORKER --- BUT THAT IS A BAD PLAN AS IT IS MAKING HER RUN FASTER

AND HERE COMES THE WIRE WITH NO DOUBT AT ALL OF WHO TAKES HOME
THE SPOOKARAMA PRIZE TODAY

JESSICA RABBIT HOPPING HER WAY INTO HISTORY AND GLORY

LOUP GAROU GRUNTING HIS DISAPPOINTMENT IS 2ND

AND MISS PIGGY ESCAPING BOTH MONSTERS TAKES 3RD EVEN WITHOUT KERMIT

ROUNDING OUT THE SUPERFECTA IS THE MONSTER MASHER

================== ALSO RAN ==============

SHANE

CALAMITY JANE

SHADOWMERE

BUGS BUNNY

ROAD RUNNER RAN OUT OF STEAM

PHANTOM HORSEMAN --

DILLINGER -- AMMUNITION FIRED BLANKS

TASMANIAN DEVIL --- TWIRLED --- WHIRLED HIMSELF INTO A FRENZY
AND ENDED UP SPINNING RIGHT BACK UP THE TRACK IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!

WE SUSPECT HE WILL HAVE A HUGE HEADACHE TONIGHT

============= PAY OUT PRICES =================

REPORT ERRORS TO THE CHIEF STEWARD IN THE CAT HOUSE OFFICE

JESSICA RABBIT =========== $91.80

LOUP GAROU ======= ====== $74.30

MISS PIGGY =============== 467

MONSTER MASHER ========= $57.50

SHANE ==================== $48.90

CALAMITY JANE ============ $42.60

SHADOWMERE ============= $36.60

BUGS BUNNY =============== $35.60

ROAD RUNNER ============= $19.40

PHANTOM HORSEMAN ======= $17.60

SHREK ==================== $16.70

TASMANIAN DEVIL ========== $13.50

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING
A SAFE ... NON SCARY (HOPEFULLY) DRIVE HOME
JUST DO NOT PASS ANY GRAVEYARDS

[Real Quiet]

Congrats to Tiger Dancer for her stunning Breeders Cup win. Who says you can't run in heels?